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Programming Alert: Countdown to UFC 92 Tonight

Just as a heads up, if you own a TV and don’t have plans tonight at, say, eleven-ish, you might want to check out the "Countdown to UFC 92" on Spike TV.  Will Joe Rogan’s head explode as he attempts to get you to understand how huge this fight card is?  Will Forrest Griffin make a self-deprecating joke or nine?  Will Wanderlei Silva‘s ESL classes finally pay off?  Will Frank Mir get all weird and start talking about his soul again?  Only one way to find out…

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Anderson Silva who?- December 23, 2008 at 11:53 am
Mike GoldBerg vs Joe Rogan - 3:15 in 3rd round stoppage via Joe Rogan screaming like a girl to "stop the fight my leg is broken"!!!!!!
Adam- December 23, 2008 at 9:52 am
Was it just me or did Rampage really seem nervous and scared during his interview? Don't kill him Wandy!
rex quon dow - December 23, 2008 at 8:03 am
sign up for my 8 week programme and you'll make tuf guys look stupid just like i just did with this spastic forget about it.hey tuf guy maybe you should come to my dow jo so you can bow to yr sensey and try yr crane crap out then you can visit a doctor to remove your wart covered penis from yr mouth forget about it.
rex quon dow - December 23, 2008 at 7:53 am
you obviously read it you fucking fadge yr mum has egg nippels but they taste like mmmm like strawberries mmmm that short inuf.and theres a new kid in town call him rex quon dow forget about it.
TUF Guy- December 23, 2008 at 6:47 am
@ my father gave me that truck

Cliff notes queer-boy. Put an intro paragraph on there an you have yourself a 9th grade worthy essay.
Nobody is gonna read all that sh*t you idiot.
TUF Guy- December 23, 2008 at 6:46 am
You guys need to stop writing essays. This is a comment section not an interpersonal communication online course.
Douchebaggery- December 23, 2008 at 5:59 am
Mir looks gassed in the poster at the top...heh hehe
rex quon dow - December 23, 2008 at 4:00 am
ok people am gona give you 1 chance.you think wandy gona beat rampage when he is training with me at night forget about it.first off people you have to discipline yr image you think i got where i am today by dressing like old bald and irish over here forget about it.if i could give forrest some advice it would be snap the wrist an walk away snap the wrist an walk away its that simple.as for tuf guy no more flying solo you think any one wants a round house kick to the face whilst am wearing my gsp pants forget about it.yout think anyone thinks am a looser when i go home to carrano at night forget about it.grab my arm no myy other arm sign up for my 8 week programme
Derly- December 23, 2008 at 3:37 am
@Acrocerid
No Rogan is just really really high.
my father gave me that truck u fucking wrestler- December 23, 2008 at 3:27 am
evans is going down he shoulda learnt his fucking place on the basketball court but these fucking wrestlers never get the fucking message do they well forest gona teach him a real lesson now.fuck sugar am sweet inuf you leotard luving kubala reading hippy bullshit.chuck ruled the lhw division sinse we were kids royce worked there miletich worked there but now you got wrestlers jumping in to the ufc like the fucking wwe exploded dont laugh this is my life and yrs.our wrestler policy is a joke because the ufc thinks its not worth the time screening for convicted wrestlers.on the statue of liberty it says give me yr tired yr poor i say kill hulk hogan until then close the fucking book cost were loosing.stand up fighters came here and flourished whats wrong with these assholes going round beating up 46 year olds.i used to blame everyone blame god blame royce but i wasnt asking the right questions.then i realised is wresting that exciting?
Acrocerid- December 23, 2008 at 12:49 am
Why don't they get Mike Goldberg to do these shows? Oh yeah...because cameras don't have ears for him to eye-f*ck.

Sometimes I wonder if Rogan has a teleprompter in there or something.
Jonny5- December 22, 2008 at 11:59 pm
Beginning of TUF season whatever:...Dana watching CB Dolloway says "wow this kids really good....I like this F@@#$@ing kid".......CB Dolloway then goes on to lose to Amir Sadollah making his pro mma debut to the same armbar he put on him on the show, wait it gets better he then went on to put a fancy choke on Mr. Pee Pee Pants himself jesse taylor.oooh impressive so far watch out anderson silva
Present Day:.....Jonny5 "how the fuck does Yushin Okami vs. Dean Lister go on the undercard while I'm asked to pay to watch the middleweight battle of CB Dolloway vs. "The Master of Disaster"??? Am I crazy here please someone inform me of this logic or is every little thing that comes out of D. Whites mouth to b feared and analyzed for stupidity like the UFC's claim to having good LW and HW divisions?
Jay Smith- December 22, 2008 at 11:57 pm
@ cr_trinity
That's one of the things I love about this sport. They put the fights together that people want to see. If a fighter wants a title shot, he needs to win a string of consecutive fights, and PROVE that he deserves it. By that time, us as fans recognize their abilities, and are excited to see that fighter challenged by the champ or, a high profile fighter.
Should Griffin lose, he wouldn't get a "back to back" rematch. No one does. They have to at least beat a couple top contenders before they get a rematch.

My problem: My brother works for xyience in Las Vegas. He has a ticket to UFC 92, 10 rows from the cage that I can have if I can get to Las Vegas. I can't find a ticket cheap enough for my "just laid off", "already broke from Christmas", "short notice gettin" ass!!!.......................anybody need some head?
Anonymous- December 22, 2008 at 10:13 pm
LHW would be pretty hard to decide. The ufc's LHW division is their most stacked division by far. So many good fighters. HW of course it'll be Brock Lesner vs winner of Big Nog/Mir. After that, it gets a bit slim, you could always go for the couture cash cow, but I (or a lot of others) don't want to see that. Im hoping shane carwin shows an impressive performance vs gonzaga and gets a shot. Or even Gonzaga, they are both exciting fighters and would provide a challange for either Big Nog/Lesnar/Mir. Either way I cant wait. Dana White might be a bit cocky and defiently can be stupid at times, but without the UFC i would not like MMA as much. They have great fighters, and really good matchups. Cant wait for Rampage/Wandy 3. Thats my most hyped fight next week
cr_trinity- December 22, 2008 at 10:05 pm
And another thing that I was wondering: who is next in line for both of the UFC LHW and HW belts? How does the UFC predicate who does or doesn't get a title shot? I've been thinking on that for a while. Because in the case that Griffin loses and gets a rematch, how would that be fair when Jackson didn't? Do any of you care about this lack of rankings to determine a proper Number One Contender? Hmmmm. As i have said before, feel free to go ape shit.
cr_trinity- December 22, 2008 at 10:04 pm
That last comment was the most insightful comment I have seen in quite a while on this website, which I consider to be the second best MMA Website on the Net. Which really isn't saying anything..

No Holds Barred with Eddie Goldman. Check it out.
Anonymous- December 22, 2008 at 9:29 pm
not that excited, a couple TUF bums one w/ a paper belt, an outclassed and overmatched mir and a fight i've seen twice only this time jacksons got mental problems.
mma dominican- December 22, 2008 at 9:01 pm
listening wanderlai silva speak english is like listening someone gargling listerine.
T BONE- December 22, 2008 at 8:24 pm
hot diggity its gonna be a fun night!
Dana Mother F$%king White- December 22, 2008 at 8:12 pm
This is the biggest MMA card ever!
j byrd- December 22, 2008 at 8:03 pm
My predictions are as follows:

Evans with a second round TKO. Rashad throws some pretty awkward strikes(with power) much like Jardine. Rashad's strange movements and his weird punching style will prevail. although i want the hairy ape to win.

I'm thinking Mir pulls a CB and ends it with a peruvian necktie. Seriously though Nog by TKO in the third. Mir's stand up nothing to be desired and Nogs boxing is very clean and crisp. Mir won't be able to submit Nog and theres a calculated 0.0001% chance he would be able to knock him out. Nog is gonna out strike him and once he has Mir battered and bloodied he'll be able to mount and lock in the W.

As for the last match i can't really decide.=)
Walrus- December 22, 2008 at 7:42 pm
My Ma is watchin' Moma's Boy -- a show where mother's choose their son's girlfriends. Now, why the fuck am I seeing Dana White as I type this, while watching this show?
A Motherfucking Robot - December 22, 2008 at 7:16 pm
It's just a feeling really, maybe it's stupid I don't know. Just have to wait and see
Taliban- December 22, 2008 at 6:44 pm
Rofl.
Than- December 22, 2008 at 6:26 pm
Why post if you are not going to elaborate. Mir is a huge underdog, please explain why you think he is going to win? Even Mir isn't even very confident in himself.
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