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Proven Advanced Computer Technology is Picking Nick Diaz to Beat Carlos Condit Saturday Night

(Video courtesy of YouTube/THQ)

OK, we lied. THQ just let a couple of its interns fight each other in UFC: Undisputed 3 and the one using Nick Diaz won against Carlos Condit. There’s nothing scientific about their method that they claim is a result of a computer simulated formula, but in their defense they have been pretty damn accurate with their last few picks.

The CPU had Jones winning against Machida, Overeem beating Lesnar, Aldo over Mendes, Sonnen taking out Bisping and Evans defeating Davis, even though the methods of winning weren’t accurately predicted.

One thing is for sure, they were bang-on accurate with Mike Goldberg’s choppy Yoda-esque introduction of the fighters.

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Australian Mantis- February 2, 2012 at 2:48 am
Goldberg does sound like a robot and bender would spice it up with joe (no homo) game looks better with every edition. Cant say id use it for a tip guesser machine. Purchase on sight though.
Todd M- February 1, 2012 at 8:01 pm
Science Bitches!
XENOPHON- February 1, 2012 at 5:20 pm
The real numbers are as follows:

Diaz - 488 vs. Condit - 336
Sopapo- February 1, 2012 at 1:39 pm
WOW so you mean theres a magical machine that predicts the favourites to win ? OMG thats so CRAZY!
Jackbequick- February 1, 2012 at 12:57 pm
Goldberg is a goddamn robot. They should let Bender get in there and announce some of the fights. This fancy machine predicts the winners of fights? I'm gonna bet the house that Condit buys the farm.
parchy mcthirst- February 1, 2012 at 12:53 pm
Maybe it's just one gamer is better than the other
bootystar- February 1, 2012 at 12:44 pm
@Terry Etim, your post sounds like a winner to me. you don't need a jay in the front, all you need is a glory hole, stick your head into the window of someone's car & ask for a kiss. rinse first though. both sheep & Penguins do it, heck bonobos are born for it & that's evolution maybe. when you have your own house you never use the front door do you. always the back.
RwilsonR- February 1, 2012 at 12:40 pm
They really captured Diaz's Geico caveman brow line well.
TerryEtimFrozenNTime- February 1, 2012 at 12:24 pm
1. MorF - A person free of apparent sexual classification traits including but not limited to facial hair, breasts, Adam's apple, and gender-specific clothing. Derived from the customary question to other onlookers: Male or Female?

Note: This term does not imply that the allegedly gender-neutral person can tangibly "morph" from one sex to another, but only that they may appear to modulate in gender over time.
Randy: "Miguel, is that a male or female?"
James: "He's definitely a...wait, she's a woman...maybe..."
Miguel: "No, actually, I think it's a MorF."

Morph - verb - to transform completely in appearance and character.

Sorry I'm in a shitty mood today.
ccman- February 1, 2012 at 12:20 pm
I dunno, it had diaz stuff a takedown.. feels kind middle finger Disney.
bootystar- February 1, 2012 at 12:04 pm
they should always have a pic of trigg as the banner on this site. it would bring more women & then the site could mighty morf into an mma dating website
Gogo The Plata- February 1, 2012 at 12:02 pm
Time of the win for Diaz was 4:20 of round 2. This AI knows what it is doing.
Fried Taco- February 1, 2012 at 11:59 am
"CagePotato really needs to fix their site so they don't get hacked." - Dana White
Shifty-Eyed Dog- February 1, 2012 at 11:59 am
Hey you condescending cynic, they didnt have two interns fight it out, and it IS the result of a computer simulation. They had the computer AI play both fighters in 25 fights and chose the winner by the average.
jfjjfjff- February 1, 2012 at 11:45 am
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