(Images courtesy of twitter.com/warmachinexxx)
Yikes. And just when we thought the porn industry would provide War Machine with the emotional stability that he so desperately needs. These self-destructive new tweets follow another set posted last week in which War vowed to kill himself within three years. On camera. Directly after slaughtering all of his enemies. We’re cool, right bro?
hurry the fuck up and kill yourself, and take wutangfag and his homo friend with you, that would be a great present to the world.
My message to Whore Machine:
All you need is LOVE.
Get the fuck off twitter, and DO IT ALREADY YOU FUCKING HOMO!
Dr. Kimbo made him realize that his real “enemy” was his “Inner-Me”.
What an attention whore. CP, nothing on this retard until he offs himself, please.
step 1: change name to War Machine
step 2: become porn star
step 3: kill yourself
War Machine would even fail at killing himself.
I heard he failed his STD test and now he has a failed MMA career and a failed porn career. Im betting it was the herp
Damn it! Why can’t this be a post from Ortiz or Koscheck?? Then no one would really give a shit.
i’m seriously gonna do a backflip when this faggot shoots himself.
I had the same reaction when I started going bald…
Rumors are that it was Erectile Disfunction & premature ejaculation at the same time…. damn
In honor of Cage Potato’s sister site Break.com, I’d like to just say
Gay… Fake…
War Machine def. Jon Koppenhaver via TKO(cuts) in Round 2
This is classic case of a homosexual who so desperately wants to come out of the closet. He is afraid to come out because he knows the ridicule that awaits…. I’m cool with gays as long as they know their boundry… I’m pretty sure many of us are too… You can come out War, or can I call you jon. Jon, listen to me. Its perfectly natural to feel the way you do… Just come out and admit it Jon and feel good about yourself again.
:::Jon admits:::
All of us: FAAAAG!!!!!
Apparently the “War Machine” has some sand in its gears—and its vagina. Whatever, FUCK A WAR MACHINE!!
Wow. If War Machine can’t find inner peace in his perfectly sculpted eyebrows, ability to pummel 99% of the human population to death, delightfully orange skin tone, or in the cavernous, soulless, albeit physically boneriffic void formerly known as Riley Steele, what hope is there for the rest of us?
He must have popped early on the porno set and got embarassed or something.
That’s funny he claims the secret service made him get rid of his guns after his “fuck an obama” rant. That’s the first I’ve heard of that part of the story.
Maybe he should take a warm cup of shut the fuck up, pour it over his head, and pat dry his weeping vagina.
What a wanker.
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