(Images courtesy of twitter.com/warmachinexxx)
Yikes. And just when we thought the porn industry would provide War Machine with the emotional stability that he so desperately needs. These self-destructive new tweets follow another set posted last week in which War vowed to kill himself within three years. On camera. Directly after slaughtering all of his enemies. We’re cool, right bro?
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Wed, 11/25/09 - 07:39
Damn. Bad day on the set?
Wed, 11/25/09 - 07:43
damn you fackin puss* STFU and deal with life you homo. such a little bitc* god damn. why would you do that kind of crap on twitter unless ur looking for attention u Fa* stfu please !
Wed, 11/25/09 - 07:45
Chill out dude... It happens to every man at some point in his life. Usually not on a set with a bunch of people watching true, but it ain't no thang. Just get yourself some of those little blue pills and you can be rock hard like Bob Dole.
Wed, 11/25/09 - 07:45
He just wants attention. Poor baby.
Wed, 11/25/09 - 07:47
Wow. Didn't see that coming...Or did I? "I'm a war machine fuck a feeling!" Words to live by. Thanks.
Wed, 11/25/09 - 07:49
Wow, all joking aside, I feel bad for him. I know he is the only one responsible for the poor decisions he has made but no one should be that miserable.
Wed, 11/25/09 - 07:51
WOW fights in big show and humping hot porn stars is horrible life to live!! he has to be related to juinie browning!!!!!
Wed, 11/25/09 - 07:53
Seriously? When media outlets print this stuff it just gives him the attention he is begging for. People act like this is something new or surprising. Anyone who follows this guy on Twitter knows this is all par for the course. It's one or the other for WarMachine, either he is the self-proclaimed porno stud/fighter or he is crying about how terrible his life is. Pfffft.
Wed, 11/25/09 - 07:53
talk about SELF INFLICTED PAIN!!!! he is his own worst enemy!!
Wed, 11/25/09 - 07:55
WarMachine = emo kid
Wed, 11/25/09 - 08:02
Aww... does somebody need some attention?
Wed, 11/25/09 - 08:03
sad...real sad. but for some reason i really dont care :)
Wed, 11/25/09 - 08:05
He's losing his mind, are we're reaping the benefits.
Wed, 11/25/09 - 08:09
emo cutter.
Wed, 11/25/09 - 08:20
Ahhhhh schadenfreude :)
Wed, 11/25/09 - 08:30
^^^^^ THIS!!! : )
Wed, 11/25/09 - 08:33
CF72 Says: Seriously? When media outlets print this stuff it just gives him the attention he is begging for. People act like this is something new or surprising. Anyone who follows this guy on Twitter knows this is all par for the course. ========== And how is following him on Twitter different?
Wed, 11/25/09 - 08:37
Isn't this a pretty clear case of someone's twitter account being hijacked? Honestly, people. Look at the first few posts. And notice how it all came in the same fucking 1 hour time span.
Wed, 11/25/09 - 08:48
I don't think this is a case of someones twitter being hijacked. If you follow him you know that he has done this before. He needs a hug and someone that understands him.
Wed, 11/25/09 - 08:50
He just wants to dance.
Wed, 11/25/09 - 08:52
What a pussy. This reminds me of those people that win millions of dollars in the lottery and they say it "ruins their life" or that they are so depressed. Fucking scumbags.
Wed, 11/25/09 - 08:53
Maybe he should take a warm cup of shut the fuck up, pour it over his head, and pat dry his weeping vagina. What a wanker.
Wed, 11/25/09 - 08:56
ubidoob LMMFAO!!!!!!
Wed, 11/25/09 - 08:59
He must have popped early on the porno set and got embarassed or something. That's funny he claims the secret service made him get rid of his guns after his "fuck an obama" rant. That's the first I've heard of that part of the story.
Wed, 11/25/09 - 09:00
Wow. If War Machine can't find inner peace in his perfectly sculpted eyebrows, ability to pummel 99% of the human population to death, delightfully orange skin tone, or in the cavernous, soulless, albeit physically boneriffic void formerly known as Riley Steele, what hope is there for the rest of us?
Wed, 11/25/09 - 09:01
Apparently the "War Machine" has some sand in its gears---and its vagina. Whatever, FUCK A WAR MACHINE!!
Wed, 11/25/09 - 09:07
^gay.
Wed, 11/25/09 - 09:08
This is classic case of a homosexual who so desperately wants to come out of the closet. He is afraid to come out because he knows the ridicule that awaits.... I'm cool with gays as long as they know their boundry... I'm pretty sure many of us are too... You can come out War, or can I call you jon. Jon, listen to me. Its perfectly natural to feel the way you do... Just come out and admit it Jon and feel good about yourself again. :::Jon admits::: All of us: FAAAAG!!!!!
Wed, 11/25/09 - 09:14
War Machine def. Jon Koppenhaver via TKO(cuts) in Round 2
Wed, 11/25/09 - 09:20
In honor of Cage Potato's sister site Break.com, I'd like to just say Gay... Fake...
Wed, 11/25/09 - 09:48
Rumors are that it was Erectile Disfunction & premature ejaculation at the same time.... damn
Wed, 11/25/09 - 10:24
I had the same reaction when I started going bald...
Wed, 11/25/09 - 10:26
i'm seriously gonna do a backflip when this faggot shoots himself.
Wed, 11/25/09 - 10:35
Damn it! Why can't this be a post from Ortiz or Koscheck?? Then no one would really give a shit.
Wed, 11/25/09 - 11:02
I heard he failed his STD test and now he has a failed MMA career and a failed porn career. Im betting it was the herp
Wed, 11/25/09 - 11:27
War Machine would even fail at killing himself.
Wed, 11/25/09 - 12:23
I have one word... PROZAC... kthxbye
Wed, 11/25/09 - 12:31
step 1: change name to War Machine step 2: become porn star step 3: kill yourself
Wed, 11/25/09 - 01:23
What an attention whore. CP, nothing on this retard until he offs himself, please.
Wed, 11/25/09 - 02:04
Dr. Kimbo made him realize that his real "enemy" was his "Inner-Me".
Wed, 11/25/09 - 02:06
Get the fuck off twitter, and DO IT ALREADY YOU FUCKING HOMO!
Wed, 11/25/09 - 02:12
Fuck, who hasn't had one of those days?
Wed, 11/25/09 - 02:21
fuck a attention machine
Wed, 11/25/09 - 03:49
My message to Whore Machine: All you need is LOVE.
Wed, 11/25/09 - 05:58
hurry the fuck up and kill yourself, and take wutangfag and his homo friend with you, that would be a great present to the world.
Thu, 11/26/09 - 12:30
warmachine = the boy who cried wolf....babycry
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