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PSA: War Machine Is Losing It

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Yikes. And just when we thought the porn industry would provide War Machine with the emotional stability that he so desperately needs. These self-destructive new tweets follow another set posted last week in which War vowed to kill himself within three years. On camera. Directly after slaughtering all of his enemies. We’re cool, right bro?

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510koaLa- November 26, 2009 at 12:30 pm
warmachine = the boy who cried wolf....babycry
UFC fan- November 25, 2009 at 5:58 pm
hurry the fuck up and kill yourself, and take wutangfag and his homo friend with you, that would be a great present to the world.
Kimbos Bread- November 25, 2009 at 3:49 pm
My message to Whore Machine:

All you need is LOVE.
tallkitchenbags- November 25, 2009 at 2:21 pm
fuck a attention machine
Dmonicideals- November 25, 2009 at 2:12 pm
Fuck, who hasn't had one of those days?
thegorilla- November 25, 2009 at 2:06 pm
Get the fuck off twitter, and DO IT ALREADY YOU FUCKING HOMO!
Douchey McDoucherton- November 25, 2009 at 2:04 pm
Dr. Kimbo made him realize that his real "enemy" was his "Inner-Me".
Fight Fan- November 25, 2009 at 1:23 pm
What an attention whore. CP, nothing on this retard until he offs himself, please.
RPS13- November 25, 2009 at 12:31 pm
step 1: change name to War Machine
step 2: become porn star
step 3: kill yourself
Numa- November 25, 2009 at 12:23 pm
I have one word... PROZAC... kthxbye
Hum Deez Nutz- November 25, 2009 at 11:27 am
War Machine would even fail at killing himself.
Viva Hate- November 25, 2009 at 11:02 am
I heard he failed his STD test and now he has a failed MMA career and a failed porn career. Im betting it was the herp
Videodrome_NOW- November 25, 2009 at 10:35 am
Damn it! Why can't this be a post from Ortiz or Koscheck?? Then no one would really give a shit.
TheArtof8Limbs- November 25, 2009 at 10:26 am
i'm seriously gonna do a backflip when this faggot shoots himself.
PingPong- November 25, 2009 at 10:24 am
I had the same reaction when I started going bald...
Terminator- November 25, 2009 at 9:48 am
Rumors are that it was Erectile Disfunction & premature ejaculation at the same time.... damn
omunto- November 25, 2009 at 9:20 am
In honor of Cage Potato's sister site, I'd like to just say

Gay... Fake...
DiazBros209- November 25, 2009 at 9:14 am
War Machine def. Jon Koppenhaver via TKO(cuts) in Round 2
Sabado Gigante- November 25, 2009 at 9:08 am
This is classic case of a homosexual who so desperately wants to come out of the closet. He is afraid to come out because he knows the ridicule that awaits.... I'm cool with gays as long as they know their boundry... I'm pretty sure many of us are too... You can come out War, or can I call you jon. Jon, listen to me. Its perfectly natural to feel the way you do... Just come out and admit it Jon and feel good about yourself again.

:::Jon admits:::

All of us: FAAAAG!!!!!
831 Son- November 25, 2009 at 9:07 am
mthomas- November 25, 2009 at 9:01 am
Apparently the "War Machine" has some sand in its gears---and its vagina. Whatever, FUCK A WAR MACHINE!!
CusCus2121- November 25, 2009 at 9:00 am
Wow. If War Machine can't find inner peace in his perfectly sculpted eyebrows, ability to pummel 99% of the human population to death, delightfully orange skin tone, or in the cavernous, soulless, albeit physically boneriffic void formerly known as Riley Steele, what hope is there for the rest of us?
J-Dog- November 25, 2009 at 8:59 am
He must have popped early on the porno set and got embarassed or something.

That's funny he claims the secret service made him get rid of his guns after his "fuck an obama" rant. That's the first I've heard of that part of the story.
RearNakedPoke- November 25, 2009 at 8:56 am
ubidoob LMMFAO!!!!!!
ubidoob- November 25, 2009 at 8:53 am
Maybe he should take a warm cup of shut the fuck up, pour it over his head, and pat dry his weeping vagina.

What a wanker.