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Pulver vs. Garijo, Sylvia vs. Buentello Slated for ‘War on the Mainland’

(Retirement is for quitters.)

A new report on Sherdog passes along more details on that "War on the Mainland" MMA/boxing hybrid event (August 14th; Irvine, Ca.) that will host Jens Pulver‘s first post-WEC appearance. Following five straight losses in the WEC, Lil’ Evil will try to re-build against Diego Garijo, a 4-1 prospect from The Arena, who hasn’t competed since his insane brawl against Saad Awad at Bellator X last year. So good luck Jens, because this kid can really take a beating. 

Though it originally appeared that Tim Sylvia would miss this event due to a foot injury suffered in the Maruisz Pudzianowski fight, Sherdog reports that Timmy will actually be headlining the card against recent UFC castoff Paul Buentello. Speaking of UFC castoffs, former UFC #1 middleweight contender Thales Leites will do battle with Hawaiian vet Falaniko Vitale at "War on the Mainland," Jason Lambert locks horns with old-schooler Allan Goes, and Terry Martin meets Jorge "The Naked Man" Ortiz.

If you’d like to check out the terrible-looking website for the event, go to Don’t say we didn’t warn you.

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wifey- June 25, 2010 at 7:36 pm
I'd totally pay to see the burrito in skin tight manties of any color.

I'm lusty that way.
bierergoggles- June 25, 2010 at 5:43 pm
War On the Mainlands 1 - "DON'T KNOW WHEN TO WALK AWAY"

The Pulver, Silva, Buentello and Lambert fights should all have a "loser hangs up the gloves" clause. More then likely it will just be, "Loser will fight in increasingly smaller, more obscure organizations until their relevancy is equal to that of the Pet Rocks or Flock of Seagulls"
Sabado Gigante- June 25, 2010 at 4:40 pm
Every time Jens loses a fight, a hungry kitten gets punted up against the side of a building...

Something to ponder
mustache revival- June 25, 2010 at 3:37 pm
Did anyone else notice the size of Jens' tits on that shirt? I would fuck the shit out of those.
omunto- June 25, 2010 at 2:43 pm
Man that sucks... I dont like rooting against lil evil ever but Diego has him easy.
Dick_Misanthropenis- June 25, 2010 at 2:09 pm
Sweet! I can't wait for UFC 45! This no-holds barred fighting is super Xtreme and I feel like a border-line criminal every time I order a pay-per-view with my buddies! Stick it in your eye John McCain!
El Famous Burrito- June 25, 2010 at 1:26 pm
steampunk22 Says:
Fri, 06/25/2010 - 16:14
Wow., brought to you by Geocities.


With art by Rob Liefeld.

rlh61- June 25, 2010 at 1:17 pm
@Rex...dude...I'm not watching unless Godzilla shows up...even if he's just a ring-side spectator.

steampunk22- June 25, 2010 at 1:14 pm
Wow., brought to you by Geocities.
El Famous Burrito- June 25, 2010 at 12:53 pm
If I had the time, money, fighting skills, lack of shame and connections, I would totally enter the cage in a pair of skin-tight flesh-colored manties, so I'd look like an old-school G.I. Joe with the army clothes off.

peanutbuttter- June 25, 2010 at 12:42 pm
While having a naked man on the card might help gain exposure, it does nothing for the progression of the sport.

That website is horribly horrible. I thought there was something wrong with my browser.
El Guapo- June 25, 2010 at 12:41 pm
Hell yeah!! First they said it was in 'Diego which is about an hour or so away. Now they say it's in Irvine, which is only half the distance. Sweeeet

Top notch comp tis not... but I'm not complaining. I DID go to that Wennnsday night Strikeforce, afterall. It's all the same after a beer or ten anyway.
El Famous Burrito- June 25, 2010 at 12:34 pm
This card is like an episode of Pros vs. Joes.

Or a can-veteran Sadie Hawkins dance.
anderson wanderlei paulo thiago alves silva- June 25, 2010 at 12:20 pm
wouldnt be surprised if the event was held in the parking lot
ReX13- June 25, 2010 at 12:19 pm
Gens Pulver is fighting Gojira? Jesus, i hope Mothra shows up. Or Cloverfield.

We'll miss you, Li'l Evil! Tweet me sometime!
Viva Hate- June 25, 2010 at 12:18 pm
Gens tweeted me about this a week ago, you guys are slow.

Hey that was an impressive website when it was built in '95.