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‘Punch Buddies’ Photoshop Contest: Surely, You Can Do Better Than This

(This is the current front-runner. Seriously. This. / Props: Jeffrey T.)

Guys, we need to talk. Last week we launched a photoshop contest with Punch Buddies, asking our readers to brainstorm some other folks who need to feel the wrath of Melvin Guillard. Man is it not going well. After the jump, you’ll find four more recent submissions. These include: Two examples of Melvin dealing with folks who are already dead (classy!), Rupert Murdoch palming Melvin’s head like a basketball (not exactly what we’re going for here), and a photo-collage that looks like it was created by an insane person. So if you want a Punch Buddies Young Assassin shirt, it won’t take much effort to steal this thing. Please e-mail your entries to by Thursday night. Good luck.

(Winehouse, Dunn, and Murdoch via David A.)

(Cedric D.: Not a huge fan of Aoki, Fedor, Rashad, Frankie, or the Six Flags geezer.)

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danomite- August 10, 2011 at 12:10 pm
I remember when Amy Whinehouse first came out and some of my friends thought she was hot. Well turns out they were wrong. She was gross.
And who is that buttfucking Melvin in the Porsche?
Machiavelli- August 10, 2011 at 6:05 am
@Fried Taco -'Gimp' is very close to Photoshop and is free
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RwilsonR- August 9, 2011 at 2:07 pm
Someone should photoshop Melvin into a scene in Demolition Man where he would be fighting Wesley Snipes. Then we can all guess who's who.
Fried Taco- August 9, 2011 at 1:55 pm
Buy me Photoshop and I'll whip something up for you. And then I might do a picture in Photoshop, too.
1Jackal- August 9, 2011 at 1:48 pm
nobody cares about melvin. he is an over hyped joke. take the guy down, wrestle him out and submit him.
why people keep standing with him, i dont know?
boober- August 9, 2011 at 1:33 pm
"So if you want a Punch Buddies Young Assassin shirt..."
This might have something to do with the lack of interest.
J-Dog- August 9, 2011 at 12:50 pm
I have a great shot I took of Melvin right after he got kicked in the nuts at UFC 119. Hmmm.... If I have time tonight I may play a little.

I am still waiting for a contest for which I can use my awesome Jedi Master Jackson PS job. Can you custom tailor a contest for me to win please? Thanks.
skeletor- August 9, 2011 at 12:46 pm
I am no good at photo shop but do have some ideas for those of you who are.
Melvin vs the captcha
Melvin vs The Crocodile Hunter
Melvin vs Ballon kids dad
Melvin vs Obama
Melvin vs an equally "athletic" and "explosive" guy
Goat- August 9, 2011 at 12:45 pm
If someone can PS Melvin guillotining an actual medieval guillotine, then give me credit for the idea.