(Image courtesy of NGAUGEinc.com)
That, my friends, is the first design from a new t-shirt line called Punch Buddies — brought to you by NGAUGE, the madmen previously responsible for Trash Talkin’ Kids. (Ed. note: TTK was literally sued to death shortly after we featured them on this site. Hopefully we can keep this new brand a secret from Hitler and Bin Laden’s lawyers.) Y’know, we’re big fans of Melvin Guillard, and we appreciate the subtle humor of this “Young Assassin” shirt. I bet you didn’t even notice that lynched klansman on fire in the background. So ironic!
Two questions: 1) Do any of you have the balls to actually wear this shirt in public? And for the brave souls who answered “yes,” 2) Would you be willing to enter a photoshop contest to get one?
Punch Buddies wants to know: “Who would you sic the Young Assassin on next?” The reader who can come up with the best visual depiction of their idea wins a shirt. Some ground-rules:
- Feel free to use the t-shirt design above as source material, or actual photos of Melvin. Whatever works.
- E-mail your entries to firstname.lastname@example.org
- Entries have to be submitted by a week from today, August 11th. We’ll announce the winner the next day.
- Incredibly offensive entries will be laughed at privately, then discarded.
Make sense? Any questions should be directed to the comments section. Go get ‘em.