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‘Punch Buddies’ Photoshop Contest: Whose Ass Should Melvin Guillard Kick Next?

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That, my friends, is the first design from a new t-shirt line called Punch Buddies — brought to you by NGAUGE, the madmen previously responsible for Trash Talkin’ Kids. (Ed. note: TTK was literally sued to death shortly after we featured them on this site. Hopefully we can keep this new brand a secret from Hitler and Bin Laden’s lawyers.) Y’know, we’re big fans of Melvin Guillard, and we appreciate the subtle humor of this “Young Assassin” shirt. I bet you didn’t even notice that lynched klansman on fire in the background. So ironic!

Two questions: 1) Do any of you have the balls to actually wear this shirt in public? And for the brave souls who answered “yes,” 2) Would you be willing to enter a photoshop contest to get one?

Punch Buddies wants to know: “Who would you sic the Young Assassin on next?” The reader who can come up with the best visual depiction of their idea wins a shirt. Some ground-rules:

- Feel free to use the t-shirt design above as source material, or actual photos of Melvin. Whatever works.
- E-mail your entries to
- Entries have to be submitted by a week from today, August 11th. We’ll announce the winner the next day.
- Incredibly offensive entries will be laughed at privately, then discarded.

Make sense? Any questions should be directed to the comments section. Go get ‘em.

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k-onda- August 6, 2011 at 9:41 am
I would so wear that in public, and I'm a white kid from the suburds - I really don't see the big deal, I dig it. But I'm also stupid, so...
intercept440- August 5, 2011 at 9:35 am
@ tali . some may be offened by it.. im not , i hate everyone equally.
talicious06- August 5, 2011 at 8:45 am
I think those that are offend may be the one who says offensive things to other races why else would it offend u if it has nothing to do with u. But if u r open minded one might think that he is killing makes me wonder if a black person was on there would sum even trip. Hitler, klansman, Bin laden are ppl full of hate and y'all feel offended for them wow.....says a lot about u
ikeson- August 5, 2011 at 8:36 am
@Me Likey,

Yeah as if the black panthers and the Klan are even in the same ballpark. What a d*****.
Lex Talionis- August 4, 2011 at 7:54 pm
I've got another one that says I Fucked the Olson Twins before they were famous.
Hinarf- August 4, 2011 at 7:41 pm
@Everything and Everybody. I wear a shirt that says, "Legalize crystal meth." Enough said.
Houstons db- August 4, 2011 at 7:31 pm
Dude I was at the mall the other day and saw 3 people wearing "FU*K YOU I'M FROM HOUSTON" shirts. So yes I'd wear it in public and where can I buy it?
XENOPHON- August 4, 2011 at 7:12 pm
@Lex Talionis

Me likey- August 4, 2011 at 7:06 pm
@ lex holy shit. straight to hell you go. lol
Lex Talionis- August 4, 2011 at 6:28 pm
I've got a shirt that says I eat more pussy than cervical cancer, I think I can handle this one.
XENOPHON- August 4, 2011 at 6:14 pm
I'd wear that shirt into the adult book store, which is next door and shares a parking lot our local church!
intercept440- August 4, 2011 at 4:41 pm
Wilson ftw #2
RwilsonR- August 4, 2011 at 4:37 pm
Is racist material still considered incredibly offensive if some of my best friends are black?
(note: I don't actually have any black friends, but I imagine if I did they would get a kick out of some of the photoshop ideas I've got coming.)
Me likey- August 4, 2011 at 4:09 pm
i wonder how a t-shirt with chael sonnen and a hanging black panther member in the background would go.
RaginAsian- August 4, 2011 at 2:48 pm
As a ghost roleplaying enthusiast (GRoPE for short), I am offended.
WalksInTheDarkness- August 4, 2011 at 2:37 pm
As the whitest white man ever I could never get away with wearing that shirt and truth be told I think the Young Assassin would sick himself upon me if he saw me desecrating his t-shirt!
KarmaAteMyCat- August 4, 2011 at 2:34 pm
I like it. I wouldn't wear it but I like it.
intercept440- August 4, 2011 at 2:13 pm
this contest will go nowhere without the offensive comments...
come on cp you know better than that..
.and no i wouldnt wear that shirt. honestly its a trainwreck of fanboy queerness
intercept440- August 4, 2011 at 1:41 pm
Fred FTW
Fried Taco- August 4, 2011 at 1:24 pm
Oh, and btw, Punch Buddies is what Koscheck calls his boyfriends.
Fried Taco- August 4, 2011 at 1:23 pm
Can't you post the incredibly offensive entries on some obscure website so we can laugh at them, too?