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Quick Hits: Fight Bookings, More Dana White Media Exposure, + More


(Jacare vs. Mayhem 1, to refresh your memory.)

According to Ronaldo “Jacare” Souza’s manager, they’re planning on a fight “for the title” at Dream.9 on May 26.  Nothing is confirmed yet, Jacare’s manager told Tatame, but right now it looks like it will be a rematch between Jacare and “Mayhem” Miller for Gegard Mousasi’s vacated middleweight belt.  If true that would make for a tight turnaround for Miller, who’s slated to take on Kala Hose in Hawaii at Kingdom MMA on April 18.  Call it making up for lost time.  Or maybe he’s just assuming that it won’t take much out of him to whup on Hose in front of his Hawaiian peeps.

As we saw earlier today, Dana White’s threats to step back from the limelight might be the slightest bit hollow, but ESPN plans to actually make him talk on video when they send their E:60 crew to Montreal for a story on his recent video blog controversy.  The piece will allegedly seek to compare White to the heads of other major sports organizations, asking what would have happened to them had they gone all nasty on a female sports reporter and her anonymous sources.  We just hope E:60 has learned from their past mistakes.  If they ask him about steroids, the interview’s over.

– Spike TV sent out another ‘in your face!’ press release today to announce that Saturday night’s replay of UFC 94 was the “#1 program among Men 18-34 in all of television (cable and broadcast) during its time period.”  The replay peaked at 2.4 million viewers for the main event and averaged 1.9 million over the three-hour broadcast, which, as Spike is kind enough to point out, bested HBO’s Winky Wright/Paul Williams bout, which drew a measly 1.5 million viewers.  What you’re wondering is, did they mention how it compared to Strikeforce’s viewership?  They did not.  But they know you’re thinking about it anyway.

– Remember the rumored bout between Mark Coleman and Stephan Bonnar?  The UFC made it official for UFC 100 today, but relegated it to the “may not be broadcast” prelims.  On one hand, that’s a hell of a place to end up after such a great career (talking about Coleman, obviously. I said great career, not one great fight).  On the other hand, if there’s one UFC card where you can feel okay about being pushed to the prelims, it’s that one.

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wtf- April 16, 2009 at 11:38 pm
good fight but did the japanese announcer really have to call mayhem a cock sucker at the 18:57 mark ? funny shit
Dana is a faggot- April 15, 2009 at 2:29 pm
Wow, I don't know why would Bonnar take the fight.
CAPS LOCK HAL- April 15, 2009 at 2:15 pm
FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOU MOTHER FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCKERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRS. FUCK ALL YOU DUMB SON OF AN UGLY NASTY FAT BITCHES.
Pig Latin Hal- April 15, 2009 at 11:19 am
ou-yay ll-ay uck-say ig-bay ick-day.... ank-thay ou-yay!!!
CAPS LOCK HAL- April 15, 2009 at 9:14 am
Anal sex is WONDERFUL!

Especially when you're getting fucked in the ass by a horse!

My goal in life is to have matt hughes fuck me in the ass on his farm, you know just like how him and his brother used to go out and bang each other behind the barn.
UFC fan- April 15, 2009 at 9:11 am
No thanks Hal. Go ask Tuf gay, I am sure he will play with you.
Capslock Hal is like that dumbass COOL guy, he wont last long, hes nothing but trash, ignore the under medicated moron and maybe he will jump out a window.
CAPS LOCK HAL- April 15, 2009 at 9:05 am
I like to suck cock and eat cum. I'll lick your ass out too if you want to. I like to have sex with dogs and hairy women.
CAPS LOCK HAL- April 15, 2009 at 4:17 am
CAN YOU READ THE WORDS FUCK YOU STUPID MOTHER FUCKER. YEAH I DO BELIEVE YOU'LL BE READING THIS, AND ANYTHING ELSE I POST ON HERE YOU FUCKING DUMB ASS PRICK. IF YOU DONT LIKE WHAT WE TALK, AND ARGUE ABOUT ON HERE THEN WHY DON'T YOU SHUT YOUR PC DOWN, AND JUST WALK AWAY. ALL YA GOTTA DO IS JUST WALK AWAY. HOW BOUT IT MOTHER FUCKER, YOUR STILL READING ARE'NT YOU. GOD YOUR A FUCKING INBREED STUPID FUCK. JUST SHUT THE FUCK UP, AND KEEP YOUR LAME ASS BULLSHIT COMMENTS TO YOURSELF BECAUSE FRANKLY YOUR BORING THE FUCK OUT OF ME, AND NOT ONE WORD YOU SAY MAKES A DAMN BIT OF SINCE TO ANYONE. REMEMBER, ALL YA GOTTA DO IS WALK AWAY YOU DUMB FUCK.
UFC fan- April 14, 2009 at 10:05 pm
people bashing that fucking retard cuntlick Hal or capsucks or whatev his name is, ...is just funny. way better than the topic.
My question to everyone is, how can you bash on the guy? I cant get past the first line of anything he types, its all in caps and I cant get past how stupid it looks, so thus the person typing it must be a fucking retard or need meds, so why bother reading it.
The fact that people do read his shit amazes me. He is obviously a fan of tuf GAY's and wants to compete to see who is the biggest prick, all in all its a FAIL!
I am sure capcunt can read, so maybe he will see me dissing him, and rant like a school girl on her period, but I wont read it.......feel free to diss him some more afterwards, hell at least you guys are funny.................and that beats this topic.
Darkside- April 14, 2009 at 8:13 pm
Man, I had almost forgotten how boring Jacare was to watch in that fight. Aside from takedowns, every now and then you would see a weak ass submission attempt (pick one) and he had plenty of opportunities to finish, but never could. Not to mention most of the last round where he was doing his Kalib Starnes tribute. If Mayhem can stop the takedowns next time, Jacare doesn't have a prayer. If not, another boring win for Jacare.
Than- April 14, 2009 at 7:48 pm
shit wrong thread, how the hell did that happen?
Than- April 14, 2009 at 7:47 pm
I hate Hughes, he is an ignorant, conniving, arrogant redneck. That said, you gotta respect him as a fighter and for what he has done for the sport. Unfortunately for him, MMA has evolved past the point of one dimensional fighters, no matter how good they are it. Even if it hadn't, the current champ is a better natural wrestler than Hughes, plus GSP has great striking and bjj (wrestling+bjj=better grappler than a wreslter) and is an amazing athlete.
@ everyone who is arguing
I don't understand how you guys get so bent out of shape over other people's comments, who gives a fuck about some douche hiding behind his/her computer?
Crash- April 14, 2009 at 7:27 pm
Why exactly do I want to see Mayhem take this guy on again? It was a one sided ass whippings. Aside from a few punches and two weak sub attempts from Mayhem he took a 15 minute schooling.

Was he hurt? Was this the middle of a tournament? Anyone with knowledge please explain.
CAPS LOCK HAL- April 14, 2009 at 7:16 pm
YOUR A FUNNY MOTHER FUCKER lower case hank. LOL THATS SOOOOOOOOOOOOO FUCKING FUNNY. IN THE MEAN TIME I'M GOING TO LEAVE THE REST OF THE NIGHT TO YOU NO MMA KNOWLEDGE MOTHER FUCKERS. GOOD NIGHT YOU DUMB ASS MOTHER FUCKERS. SERIOUSLY, THAT WAS REALLY FUCKING FUNNY lower case hank. WOW I'M STILL LAUGHING MY ASS OFF.
lower case hank- April 14, 2009 at 7:04 pm
my big brother means business fuckers. you better hope we don't live next to any of you! i've seen him fuck a guys ass.. i mean beat a guys ass at 3 am and it's not prety. stop all this queer ass bullshit you gay mother fuckers.
CAPS LOCK HAL- April 14, 2009 at 7:01 pm
EMO SUX OL'BUDDY, THANK YOU VERY MUCH BUT YOU CAN GO FUCK YOURSELF YOU FILTHY LITTLE PIECE OF DOG SHIT. YOUR MOMMA SHOULD HAVE KNOWN BETTER THEN TO KEEP YOU AROUND FOR SO MANY YEARS. YOUR PROBABLY A WORTHLESS LITTLE BREAST FEEDING PEICE OF MONKEY SHIT THAT SIMPLY REFUSES TO MOVE OUT ON YOUR OWN WHO HAPPENS TO BE IN YOUR LATE 30'S TO EARLY 40'S, AND FOR SOME REASON CAN'T TAKE A FUCKING HINT TO MOVE OUT AND STAND ON YOUR OWN 2 FEET FOR ONCE IN YOUR LIFE. GET YOUR SHIT TOGETHER YOU STUPID BASTARD. IN FACT WHY DON'T YOU FUCKING GET ALITTLE MMA EDUCATION BEFORE YOU GET BACK ON HERE AND EVEN ATTEMPT TO POST ANYTHING AT ALL. HAVE A NICE DAY YOU DUMB STUPID ASS CUM DRINKIN QUEER MOTHER FUCKER. FUCK YOU.
CAPS LOCK HAL- April 14, 2009 at 6:52 pm
TO ALL YOU CAPS LOCK HAL WANNA BE'S. FUCK YOU ALL YOU BUNCH OF DUMB SON OF A BITCHES. YOU MOTHER FUCKERS WANT TO GET ON HERE AND USE MY NAME, AND POST UP A BUNCH OF QUEER ASS BULL SHIT. FUCK YOU MOTHER FUCKERS. I'D LOVE TO GET MY FUCKING HANDS ON YOU COCK SUCKERS AND WRING YOUR FUCKING NECKS. WHO'S KNOWS, I MAY BE A NEIGHBOR TO SOME OF YOU OUT THERE IN CAGEPOTATO LAND. I'D LOVE TO FIND THAT OUT, AND SHOW UP ON YOUR DOOR STEP AT ABOUT 3:00 IN THE MORNING ONLY TO DRAG YOUR STINKIN FAT LAZY PIECE OF SHIT ASS OUT IN YOUR OWN FRONT YARD, AND JUST COMMENCED TO BEATING THE DOG SHIT OUT OF YOUR SORRY ASS'S. YOU JUST NEVER KNOW WHO YOUR NIEGHBORS ARE DO YA.
CAPS LOCK HAL- April 14, 2009 at 6:42 pm
THANKS EMO SUX! I'M GLAD YOU CAN SEE MY TRUE GENIOUS UNLIKE THESE OTHER RETARDED FUCKING PUNK ASS BITCHES. IF YOU SEND ME YOUR NAME AND ADRESS I WILL GLADLY COME TO YOUR HOUSE AND SUCK YOUR DICK AND POSSIBLY SHOVE A FUCKING FINGER UP YOUR ASS FOR GOOD DAMN MEASURE. FUCK, SHIT, ASS, BITCHES, FRANK SHAMROCK RULES COCK SUCKERS!
Anonymous- April 14, 2009 at 6:25 pm
Dana White's in love with himself so much he probably sucks his own dick.
emo sux- April 14, 2009 at 6:06 pm
@ CAPS LOCK HAL: Im a huge fan of you and your rants... I love when you post first also... i once even called my mom a cum sucking three legged transvestite... can you do me a favor... can you go off and write a diss about me? that would rule... your biggest fan -ES
cock diesel - April 14, 2009 at 6:02 pm
just got through jerkin it and im back ... and i still have nothing to say about this article . but hey , i feel better about the time i spent...thanks Captain Bringdown
CAPS LOCK HAL- April 14, 2009 at 5:52 pm
HEY chill CAPS LOCK, NO MOTHER FUCKER THERE ARE NO SELF ESTEEM ISSUES HERE MY FRIEND. I'VE GOT IT ALL TOGETHER ON MY END PAL. I'M ONLY PUTTING STUPID ASS MOTHER FUCKERS LIKE YOU IN THEIR PLACE. SO GET USED TO IT DUMB FUCK. JUST SO YOU KNOW, I TOOK OVER THE GOOD OLD DAYS, AND NOW YOU HAVE TO READ MY GOOD RANTS MOTHER FUCKER.
CAPS LOCK HAL- April 14, 2009 at 5:48 pm
K.E.G. YOU DUMB FUCKER. THAT WOULD BE WOW CAPS LOCK HAL, NOT WOW HAL. GOD YOUR A STUPID MOTHER FUCKER. JUST SO YOU'LL KNOW I CHECKED ON MMAJUNKIE.COM SO SHUT THE FUCK UP. THE GUY GOT ME CURIOUS MYSELF BECAUSE I REALLY DID'NT GIVE A FAT FUCK ABOUT THEIR #'S TO BEGIN WITH. AFTER ALL IT'S ONLY STRIKEFORCE. JUST TRIED TO GIVE THE GUY ALITTLE INFO IF ITS ANY OF YOUR BUISNESS YOU FUCKING MORON. YOU DON'T KNOW A SHIT SUCKING THING ABOUT ANY OF THIS SHIT THAT CAGEPOTATO POSTS SO SHUT YOUR BIG FUCKING MOUTH YOU FUCKING DUMB PIECE OF SHIT. DON'T YOU DARE ADDRESS ME AS JUST HAL YOU FUCK. IT'S CAPS LOCK HAL YOU DUMB DICK IN THE ASS........FUCK YOU.
Captain Bringdown- April 14, 2009 at 5:31 pm
Hey, give the UFC credit for giving some money to Coleman. If anyone actually thinks he still belongs on a main card after the Rua performance they need to be reminded that they are stupid with a Crocop style headkick.

WHO REALLY GIVES A FUCK ABOUT SAYING FIRST, CAPS LOCK DOUCHE, TUF GUY, OR ANYONE ELSE COMMENTING HERE. If your comment isnt about the article you should be jerking off (a much better use of time).

chill CAPS LOCK- April 14, 2009 at 5:27 pm
Wow almost everytime I see you post on here you launch into some kind of expletive ridden tirade. Sounds like you have some self esteem issues, and are possibly 13 or 14. What happened to the good old days where we could look forward to reading a good rant from TUFguy.
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