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Jose Canseco press conference
(Look at it this way, at least there won’t be a big traffic jam trying to get out of here.)

What you see here is Jose Canseco’s attempt at a press conference to discuss the L.A. Dodgers’ Manny Ramirez and his recent suspension for popping positive on a MLB-mandated drug test.  Judging by the number of chairs they put out, it did not get the kind of attendance they hoped for.  But hey, that just means more finger sandwiches for Jose to take home with him.  So why did Canseco, a retired baseball player, call a press conference to talk about a current baseball player’s drug use?  Because he’s a goddamned media whore.  And why are we telling you about it?  Because a) his participation in the upcoming Dream “Super Hulk” tournament has reminded us that he’ll do anything for money and attention, and b) it’s hilarious. 

And that “Super Hulk” tournament, it’s airing live on HDNet.  Thank God for small miracles, am I right?

In other, actual MMA news…

- Sean Sherk tested clean in his UFC 98 pre-fight drug test, meaning he’s either not on the juice or he’s just gotten better at concealing it.  Frankie Edgar and Matt Serra also tested clean, despite the latter’s concerns that he might get nailed for his “espresso and marinara sauce” use, which is reputed to be legendary.

– Remember when we told you that Spike TV executives wanted more “Rampage” Jackson for the next season of “The Ultimate Fighter”?  Sounds like they’re getting their way, if Tiki Ghosn can be believed.  Ghosn let the cat out of the bag today, saying he had been tapped to be Team Rampage’s striking coach for the next season of the show.  You see, this is why you don’t tell secrets to Tiki.  You also don’t set him up with an easy slam dunk on “Blind Date,” unless you want to see him start judging like Judy, if you know what I’m saying.  Boy has very little tolerance for alternative lifestyles.

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Slag- May 14, 2009 at 10:33 am
"Saying he had been tapped to be Team Rampage’s striking coach."

Uh, since when has Tiki been a noted authority on striking.
ScrambledEggs- May 14, 2009 at 7:07 am
Is it really a chore for some of you people to spell Canseco?
AussieJosh- May 14, 2009 at 12:53 am
Is it Heavyweights next TUF Season???
?CM- May 14, 2009 at 12:07 am
Tiki is a fag. I would make that bitch ride my cock if i was in his place. She may be a ho dating 8 guys at once, but she can still suck a dick and it's all that matters.
GIO- May 13, 2009 at 10:32 pm
SO what about CANSECO..... somebody finally has the balls to tell the truth about something and you bunch of sheeps treat him just like te media does.... Tipical dumb human behavior.

Mabee he did it for money but the things he did for Pro Sport is well worth it...

By the way, Blind date ---GAY.

Dante- May 13, 2009 at 6:43 pm
"Hose Canseco just snitchin' because he finished..."

x FenixKnight x- May 13, 2009 at 5:48 pm
Ahhh, Conseco will be fine. The exact same thing happened when he hosted a charity event where women could bid to go on a date with him.
One Two- May 13, 2009 at 5:42 pm
Thats some pretty gay news, glad UFC takes its best fighters and makes em into reality tv stars instead of fighters the whole UFC is starting to center around that show its weak!!!!!!
Swedish- May 13, 2009 at 5:30 pm
I actually respect Jose for speaking out. Why does everyone hate him for blowing the whistle?

He seems to be a very nice, genuine guy. I wish him the best in his new career.
mmanouvelles- May 13, 2009 at 5:29 pm
I would bet anything that just like me Nick Diaz did not read

marinara sauce” use,

On the first try.
831 Son- May 13, 2009 at 5:25 pm
Yea and if he was on roids too he would still lose. Hes a joke. I hope he gets KO'd for at least a minute.
punchguyinface- May 13, 2009 at 5:20 pm
Canseco couldn't win even if he was allowed to bring his bat.
Poo Flinger- May 13, 2009 at 5:18 pm
Conseco sucks!