Quick Hits: MMA and Dr. Phil, Wolff Talks Beatdown, + More
(Did you know that "MMA Fix" from RawVegas.tv is on actual TV in Canada via The Fight Network? Well you do now.)
UFC president Dana White joined Forrest Griffin and Kenny Florian on an episode of “Dr. Phil” that will air next Thursday, May 14. They were apparently there to talk to people about good types of MMA and bad types of MMA. For example, fighting in a sanctioned MMA event after diligent training at a respected gym: good. Superman-punching your little brother while he watches cartoons: bad (but hilarious). Dana White will presumably drive this point home by telling them to “knock it off, you fuckers.” Then Griffin and Florian will break down in tears and admit that all they’ve wanted was Dana’s approval. Group hug!
In other news…
- Brandon Wolff (also known as the guy who got kneed in the head by Ben Saunders until he was unrecognizable even to his family) is getting back in the Octagon against Yoshiyuki Yoshida (also known as the guy who got knocked into an alternative version of the future by Josh Koscheck) at UFC 98, and Wolff knows he needs a win to stick around after his terrible first performance. Wolff said the fight with Saunders was “the first time ever that I've got my ass kicked,” and referred to it as “a learning experience.” Let’s hope so. A man’s skull can only take so much.
- Bellator knows that it might sound risky to hold their event in Texas this Friday, as planned, what with a couple of fatal swine flu cases popping up in the Lone Star State recently, but screw it, if other sporting organizations aren’t stopping neither are they. Bellator CEO Bjorn Rebney said they’ve “kept a keen eye on this situation,” and aren't worried. Nobody showing up to the event? They are worried about that.
- Finally, Maggie Hendricks of Cage Writer did a little polling among MMA writers to see what music we’d choose to come out to if/when our UFC debuts finally roll around. There were some interesting choices all around, and while I especially like Michael David Smith’s decision to opt for the Hulk Hogan anthem, I stand by my choice. Just try and tell me this doesn't get you pumped:
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SCM Says:
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MMA SUCKS BEACAUSE OF YOU Says:
YOUR MOMS
emo sux Says:
I would come out to the theme from French Prince of Bail Air!
Mdollas Says:
lol this is on the fight network right now lol....in Canada!!!! woooooo i watched it yesterday though.
Old, Bald and Irish Says:
Hollaback Girl?
That songs cool and all...but are you trying to tell us something Ben?
By the way, Gwen Stefani would EASILY kick the ass of anyone that posts under the name "Anonymous".
You "Anonymous" internet pussys are starting to piss me off.
Everything was cool on the internet until lurking hordes of faceless cowards started posting and boasting and being irresponsible assholes.
All you quivering shitbags that like to hide behind a keyboard and make threats?...Please go out to the back of your barn and throw yourself on the fuckin' pitchfork.
You know you want to do it. Just get it over with. Trust me...
...we won't miss you.
That's it...the old man's pissed...I'M SHUTTING OFF THE INTERNET!
NOW NOBODY GETS TO PLAY ON THE INTERNET, OK!?
YOU'VE RUINED IT FOR EVERYBODY!
...sorry..rant: OFF!
Redmoose Says:
^ you spelled because wrong.
Anonymous Says:
suck my anonymous cock OB&I. why don't you go get your 40 year old ass kicked again fagget.
SCM Says:
Fuck i Love Blumpkins. in Fact i Love Blumpkins sooo much, that i would give anyone on this site a free Blumpkin!
K.E.G. Says:
OBI, I got your back on the anonymous bullshit. If they had any real input on any subject they would be excited to put a fake name behind there comments. Instead all they want to do is post anonymous and cal CAPS LOCK HAL a fag or something.
OBI is a CP institution and has real opinions. We don't care if he's old or bald, the irish part kind of sucks but none the less... fight on OBI, fight on.
Old, Bald and Irish Says:
Uhh..thanks K.E.G....I think.
Sorry about the Irish part. Kinda can't help it...
Anyways, isin't that the first post back? Some "Anonymous" fucker who talks smack?
No problem, "Anonymous". Hit me up on my CP forum page. Kindly leave your info an I'd be GLAD TO SHOW YOU WHAT AN OLD, BALD AND IRISH MOTHERFUCKER CAN DO TO YOU!
Talk your smack...PUSSY...some of us live in the real world.
You got the shit? Put up or shut up.
Why don't you come and kick my ass, OK? Your so tough and all? Show me what ya got. I'd be GLAD to take you on. Unlike you, I live in the REAL FUCKIN' WORLD. I ain't some tough guy (no pun intended) or asskicker or anything....
...but what I say
,,,I BACK THE FUCK UP!
I'm waiting...
Your Dumb!!! Says:
It sure is going to get me pumped, meaning I'll end up getting an erection and pop right when I see Ben's head get kicked off his shoulders.
scm Says:
this is the real scm speaking. i've changed my mind about CAPS LOCK HAL. i think i'm just going to try to sweet talk him in to taking a nice long midnight walk along the beach with me when he finally gets here. i'm hoping to get him to try on my other speedos so we can have a very nice night together before he has to fly back home and i may never get to see him again. i sure hope he likes rollerblading because i know a nice romantic place that we can rollerblade to in our speedos and i'm so hoping i get to jump his bones while we are blading down the sidewalk together. i tried that with my last boyfriend and it was very sexy and erotic. i hope he ends up falling in love with me as much as i am falling in love with him over the internet. he probly wont. he will just end up beating the shit out of me after all. most men like him are real life badboy studs that dont swing on the same vine as the rest of us do here. i guess i will just lay down and take my ass kicking like i always do when i run my mouth to all the wrong people. oh well, you cant win them all. thats ok because i always have my queer beach speedos on all the time and its so much easier to attract other men down here for my butthole then it is anywhere else. i really would like to suck his dick at least one time before he goes back home after nearly killing me with his bare hands. cant wait, tootles to all.
CAPS LOCK HAL, Says:
@ SCM, BRO WHY DON'T YOU JUST SHUT THE FUCK UP YOU STUPID ASS MOTHER FUCKER YOU. I REALLY AM GOING TO HURT YOU BAD MAN. LESS THEN THREE WEEKS UNTILL I RIP YOUR QUEER FUCKING HEAD OFF YOU SICK LITTLE HOMOSEXUAL QUEER BASTARD. I'M GONNA DISPOSE OF YOU LIKE YOU WOULD NEVER IMAGINE YOU SICK FUCK. I SWEAR I'M GOING TO ACTUALLY RIP YOUR HEAD CLEAN OFF OF YOUR SHOULDERS NOW THAT YOU HAVE CONFESSED TO BEING A SICK FUCKIN QUEER, AND WANTING TO DO ALL THOSE SICK FUCKED UP THINGS TO ME. DAMN YOU BOY, YOU GOT SOME REAL NERVE DON'T YOU YOU FUCKING CALI HOMO SICK MOTHER FUCKER. YOU THINK ITS HOT ON THAT BEACH YOU WAIT TILL I SEND YOU THROUGH THE GATES OF HELL SON...........
sPeLLcHeCkEr Says:
@Your Dumb!!!
You mean "you're". Although, if you intended on the misuse of verbiage as a vehicle for sarcasm, then that makes me "stoopid".
(Oh no OBI, I noticed you made the same typo... But we can issue a free pass since you're clearly emotionally charged at the moment.)
My dos centavos:
I might have made this clear in the past, but comments surrounding penis talk, erections, and what people would to with said penises to various ring girls, female fighters and BJ Penn get on my nerves, as they are more than unnecessary and lower the bar of the comment threads even farther.
[Disclaimer: Not to say that I'm in any way defending BJ Penn. I just think we can try a little more creativity to show disdain.]
sPeLLcHeCkEr Says:
Oh, and typo on "isin't".
sPeLLcHeCkEr Says:
Okay, so what was the topic of this article again?
sPeLLcHeCkEr Says:
Oh, and props to redmoose. Sorry, I'll stop now.
Gringoo Says:
Matt Brown is getting his ass kicked and whatnot
sPeLLcHeCkEr Says:
i pheel so stupid. muhst be that cock in mi ass
Jesus Frijoles Says:
Got your back OBI.
D Boy Says:
I hope Ben Saunders gives Swick the same fractured forehead he gave Wolff....yes everyone..he fractured Wolffs forehead.
PingPong Says:
Brown vs Johnson should be sick, both guys are on the cusp.
Oh yeah, what the hell happened to this comment board? Seriously when did it become the sherdog war-room?
My Fight Wiffa Cheeto Says:
Damn OBI...
My Fight Wiffa Cheeto Says:
also, it's "pussies"
SCM Says:
fuck you hal i will fuck you soooo hard!!
norremo Says:
CAPS LOCK HAL... you are a moron and an idiot. Please stop posting
I'd love to see Dana tell "Dr. Phil" to go F himself or go F Opera. That would be classic.
BMF Says:
OBI .....that guy is my hero! (Joe Rogan voice)
Annoyed Says:
All of you are ruining this website
Anonymous Says:
Wow faggot stop using my name. Not even cool. ruining the whole website.
Wanna Grapple? Says:
So tired of the dbags on this site, OBI - gettum pa !
SCM Says:
Stupid moron CAPS LOCK. I guarantee it is him behind this. Fucking pussy. Stop using my name faggot.
BAY AREAAA Says:
Caps lock needs to die. Thats the only thing to fix the situation.
D Boy Says:
Cage Potato...might i suggest blocking CAPS LOCK HOMOS i.p. address....your going to loose a lot of your fan base.
Anonymous Says:
its funny when everyone complains about HAL like hes one person.
GIVE IT UP Says:
wow, this site has officially been ruined........ any body have any other good mma sites. this shit is getting old.
Anonymous Says:
Caps lock.. stfu you're a douche-- only reason I noticed your fag ass posting here is because other people mentioned you.
Anyway..
They need to up some of the production values of this MMA fix show...
Shut the fucking stupid rock ballad off during an interview...
Perhaps highlight the conversation with clips...
But seriously.. Shut the crappy rock station off..
StRyKeR Says:
hmmm caps lock hal, a self proclaimed red neck from texas and yet trains with team quest? something smells fishy...
Anonymous Says:
dunno if anyone pointed this out because i dont feel like reading the comments, but lets be honest, "OBI" is anonymous too. Hell, putting your fucking real name might as well be anonymous because no one would know who the fuck you are. The internet is an anonymous place, deal with it.
miles Says:
CP, may I suggest a youtube-like comment system, where we can vote a comment as "bad" and it goes away after 5 "bad" votes or something?
Mexican Train Says:
hey caps i told u that was between me and U.
now everyone is going to want some.
Old, Bald and Irish Says:
I am a pussy and a moron. Sorry for the rant earlier.
LiverPunch+IndaBolls Says:
Gotta be the origonal power rangers anthem.
CAPS LOCK HAL, Says:
IT'S 7:09AM, AND I JUST WANTED TO MAKE A QUICK STOP TO SAY FUCK YOU TO YOU ALL, AND LET YOU STUPID BASTARDS KNOW THAT I'LL BE BACK AFTERWHILE TO FINISH PUTTIN YOU STUPID FUCKS BACK IN YOUR PLACE. GO FUCK YOURSELVES, AND YOU CAN KISS MY ASS YOU DUMB SON OF A BITCHES. I'LL WHIP ALL OF YOUR ASSES, AND THATS THAT.
Ð…CM Says:
wow, CAPS LOCK HAL, you actually never made it back to put all the losers here back in their places. thats just sad.