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Quick Hits: More on Kimo’s Arrest, Josh Neer Re-Ups, Lyoto Machida Waits

(When people start comparing your mugshots, rarely do they reach a conclusion that says anything positive about you.)

After first reporting that former UFC fighter Kimo Leopoldo was arrested for meth and maybe attempting to impersonate a police officer, has provided pretty conclusive photographic evidence that the would-be CSAC Executive Officer has a little bit of a problem.  As is often the case with meth, the mug shot tells the whole story.  He doesn’t even look like the same guy anymore, and Sherdog adds this detail about the Long Beach Police Department jumper he was sporting when cops spotted him: “It had a badge in the front and the word ‘Police’ across the back, except he was wearing flip-flops and playing with a yo-yo.”  Dude.  Just…wow.

- Another recently arrested substance-abuser is in the news for good reasons today.  Josh Neer has signed a new four-fight contract with the UFC following his submission victory over Mac Danzig at Fight Night 17.  That’s a relief for the guy who was looking at potentially being dropped from the organization following his arrest for DUI, hit-and-run, and evading police on New Year’s Eve.  But he won his fight, so it’s okay now!  Looks like beating up a vegan is still worth something in this country.  Thank God.

- Lyoto Machida is hoping Keith Jardine will beat Quinton Jackson at UFC 96 in March and grant him a title shot, but he’s not kidding himself.  Talking to Tatame, Machida said, “I’m cheering for Jardine, but I think that Quinton is stronger, hits harder… I think Quinton is the favorite. I think I’ll have to wait a bit more.”  The undefeated Brazilian said he’d consider another fight before challenging for the belt, since he’s always done what the UFC asked, but added, “now is time for me to start to ask a bit too.”  Twenty bucks says he asks for the UFC to get him one of those TapouT caged beds.  If not, he’s missing a golden fucking opportunity.


  1. Anonymous Says:

    Tue, 02/17/09 - 04:42

  2. Crap Factory Says:

    Tue, 02/17/09 - 04:43

    Kimo is screwed...... Glad Neer is coming back..... Jardine will unfortunately lose...... FIRST!
  3. mayhem420 Says:

    Tue, 02/17/09 - 04:45

    Lyoto should be getting a shot before Rampage, but Rashad vs Rampage would make more money. Either way I hope Rashad likes that belt cause its not going to be his for very long!
  4. smoril Says:

    Tue, 02/17/09 - 04:45

    "Twenty bucks says he asks for the UFC to get him one of those TapouT caged beds. If not, he's missing a golden fucking opportunity." hahahahahahahhaha
  5. knightrida Says:

    Tue, 02/17/09 - 04:46

    Funny how the use of the word 'fucking' is becoming a Dana White trademark.
  6. AussieJosh Says:

    Tue, 02/17/09 - 04:49

    Looks like the meth made him grow his hair back at the front of his head!
  7. Chondeazy Says:

    Tue, 02/17/09 - 05:26

    And this brings me to my next point...don't smoke crack!
  8. Derly Says:

    Tue, 02/17/09 - 05:49

    Lol something my friend was telling me the last time I did psychedelics, was that the reason drug users often get in trouble is they try something that may seem normal to them but often isn't normal at all. It sounds like a good idea while intoxicated, but then you think about it and it's something you wouldn't do sober. This wasn't on meth but the idea is the same, and it likely saved us from running into cops in the wee hours of the morning until sunrise.
  9. bob loblaw Says:

    Tue, 02/17/09 - 05:54

    damn, i feel bad for Kimo! just saw the Royce fight earlier and thought he was kinda badass. dude is fucked
  10. My Fight Wiffa Cheeto Says:

    Tue, 02/17/09 - 05:56

    The way Kimo looked when he was arrested seems similar to when Joe Son got arrested for child touching, except Joe Son was wearing a FDLB jacket with Rescue on the back, was wearing Crocs and playing with his Pet Rock.
  11. Derly Says:

    Tue, 02/17/09 - 06:14

    @My Fight Wiffa Cheeto Joe Son didn't touch children he gang raped a woman. Held at gun point and even penetrated her with the gun according to one story.
  12. emo sux Says:

    Tue, 02/17/09 - 06:28

    Poor Machida... You would have thought that after he whooped Cheeto Ortiz's ass that maybe Dana would be kind enough to grant him about 37 virgins, a hot rod, and a chilis gift certificate... this guy wouldnt score a title fight if he beat Benjamin Franklin in a game of chess
  13. Freddy Fangers Says:

    Tue, 02/17/09 - 06:57

    Is it me or is fucking retarded that Machida hasn't gotten a title shot yet? What does he need to do, buy a jacked up truck with his image scrolled across the side in an aggressively defensive stance and start driving over cars AND then later puppy-tap Wandy in the face? Then will he get the shitletot?
  14. bird-dog Says:

    Tue, 02/17/09 - 07:19

    Looks like beating up a vegan is still worth something in this country. Thank God. HAHAHA... instead of licking blood like BJ, i wish Neer would have put his indian deer skin on and rain danced over to Mac's corner eating a fist full of undercooked meatloaf.
  15. Canadian hoser Says:

    Tue, 02/17/09 - 07:22

    hey heard on fight network fedor's camp is going to be talking to the ufc about possible fedor vs lesnar for june 09 get on it!
  16. LAS Says:

    Tue, 02/17/09 - 07:28

    That's a great Harry Dean Stanton impersonation Kimo is doing in the top picture.
  17. COOL Says:

    Tue, 02/17/09 - 07:36

  18. andrewm Says:

    Tue, 02/17/09 - 07:53

    Does he have more or less hair in 09? The lighting is making this a tough call.
  19. Stevia Addict Says:

    Tue, 02/17/09 - 07:54

    I'm torn whether these photos fit into the meth breakdown pantheon. On one hand he looks 8 years older, but on the other, he has clearly put on weight. I would like more of a sunken cheek. Either way, if grabbing a man's braid would have been illegal ten years ago this cracked out weirdo would have beat your Royce Gracie.
  20. MJM Says:

    Tue, 02/17/09 - 08:03

    I sincerely hope you give yourself a free t-shirt for this line: " Looks like beating up a vegan is still worth something in this country. Thank God."
  21. The Irish Car Bomb Says:

    Tue, 02/17/09 - 08:41

    In 2007 Kimo was charged for being under the influence of methamphetamine. In 2009 Kimo was arrested after a sting was operated that left indisputable evidence that Kimo showed up to a house and walked in with the intent of engaging in sexual activites with a nine year old female. Chris Hanson was found dead while investigators say Kimo hit him with such force that it killed instantly which leaves Kimo with a manslaughter charge.
  22. d0zer Says:

    Tue, 02/17/09 - 09:38

    I saw this guy at my KKK rally last weekend. He brought the keg and the giant cross. When it was time to share our devious behavior inflicted on minorities, he told us about how the last time he won an MMA match was against the (and excuse the language) "neggerr" Marcus Royster.
  23. Anonymous Says:

    Tue, 02/17/09 - 10:49

    So is that how a gustapo dresses in Berlin these days.
  24. terrence Says:

    Wed, 02/18/09 - 01:56

    It's ashame to see all these former stars getting on drugs. What's next? Mcgruff the crime dog addicted to heroine?
  25. irish....just irish Says:

    Wed, 02/18/09 - 03:10

    Now I may be drunk but....I would love to see shamrock vs Kimo......caged bed.......wait.......i AM drunk cause that sounds.....very gay...(sigh)
  26. LukeTheDuke Says:

    Wed, 02/18/09 - 03:36

    I hope Jardine wins, I've always wanted to see him with a belt on. Not a normal belt either. A big gold one.
  27. Mothers United Against Jesus Tattoos Says:

    Wed, 02/18/09 - 04:05

    a reminder kiddies: getting a jesus tattoo is a gateway to meth addiction and crime.
  28. Anonymous Says:

    Wed, 02/18/09 - 06:39

    Sweet! Proof Meth helps regrow hair. Fuck you Rogaine
  29. Jenna Jamesons Labiaplasty Says:

    Wed, 02/18/09 - 06:43

    I don't see what the big deal is. I mean, it's not like he gun raped anyone.
  30. Machete for hands Says:

    Wed, 02/18/09 - 06:57

    thats a scary looking fucker!
  31. Eric Says:

    Wed, 02/18/09 - 07:22

    I love how he was wearing flip flops with the cop uniform. It reminds me of that scene in Super Troopers where Foster is wearing the flip flops and says "what are you, the shoe police?" I know there are some Super Trooper fans on this site!
  32. Machete for hands Says:

    Wed, 02/18/09 - 07:25

    @Eric i agree with you man. that shit is funny which reminds me i need to buy that movie asap
  33. Left High Kick Says:

    Wed, 02/18/09 - 08:17

    @ Eric lol +2
  34. Daddy Doug Says:

    Wed, 02/18/09 - 03:58

    I just don't understand how keith Jardine is still number one contender. He is like the Tina Turner of MMA, evertime he gets beat he still hangs around. I just thought the UFC would want a good match up with Lyoto going for the title.
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