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Quick Hits: More on Kimo’s Arrest, Josh Neer Re-Ups, Lyoto Machida Waits


(When people start comparing your mugshots, rarely do they reach a conclusion that says anything positive about you.)

After first reporting that former UFC fighter Kimo Leopoldo was arrested for meth and maybe attempting to impersonate a police officer, TMZ.com has provided pretty conclusive photographic evidence that the would-be CSAC Executive Officer has a little bit of a problem.  As is often the case with meth, the mug shot tells the whole story.  He doesn’t even look like the same guy anymore, and Sherdog adds this detail about the Long Beach Police Department jumper he was sporting when cops spotted him: “It had a badge in the front and the word ‘Police’ across the back, except he was wearing flip-flops and playing with a yo-yo.”  Dude.  Just…wow.

- Another recently arrested substance-abuser is in the news for good reasons today.  Josh Neer has signed a new four-fight contract with the UFC following his submission victory over Mac Danzig at Fight Night 17.  That’s a relief for the guy who was looking at potentially being dropped from the organization following his arrest for DUI, hit-and-run, and evading police on New Year’s Eve.  But he won his fight, so it’s okay now!  Looks like beating up a vegan is still worth something in this country.  Thank God.

- Lyoto Machida is hoping Keith Jardine will beat Quinton Jackson at UFC 96 in March and grant him a title shot, but he’s not kidding himself.  Talking to Tatame, Machida said, “I’m cheering for Jardine, but I think that Quinton is stronger, hits harder… I think Quinton is the favorite. I think I’ll have to wait a bit more.”  The undefeated Brazilian said he’d consider another fight before challenging for the belt, since he’s always done what the UFC asked, but added, “now is time for me to start to ask a bit too.”  Twenty bucks says he asks for the UFC to get him one of those TapouT caged beds.  If not, he’s missing a golden fucking opportunity.

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yuntian- November 13, 2011 at 6:32 pm
speculation that Coach Outlet France could soon senior credit strategist at Bank investors are increasingly concerned
Daddy Doug- February 18, 2009 at 3:58 pm
I just don't understand how keith Jardine is still number one contender. He is like the Tina Turner of MMA, evertime he gets beat he still hangs around. I just thought the UFC would want a good match up with Lyoto going for the title.
Left High Kick- February 18, 2009 at 8:17 am
@ Eric
lol
+2
Machete for hands- February 18, 2009 at 7:25 am
@Eric

i agree with you man. that shit is funny which reminds me i need to buy that movie asap
Eric- February 18, 2009 at 7:22 am
I love how he was wearing flip flops with the cop uniform. It reminds me of that scene in Super Troopers where Foster is wearing the flip flops and says "what are you, the shoe police?" I know there are some Super Trooper fans on this site!
Machete for hands- February 18, 2009 at 6:57 am
thats a scary looking fucker!
Jenna Jamesons Labiaplasty- February 18, 2009 at 6:43 am
I don't see what the big deal is. I mean, it's not like he gun raped anyone.
Anonymous- February 18, 2009 at 6:39 am
Sweet! Proof Meth helps regrow hair. Fuck you Rogaine
Mothers United Against Jesus Tattoos- February 18, 2009 at 4:05 am
a reminder kiddies: getting a jesus tattoo is a gateway to meth addiction and crime.
LukeTheDuke- February 18, 2009 at 3:36 am
I hope Jardine wins, I've always wanted to see him with a belt on. Not a normal belt either. A big gold one.
irish....just irish- February 18, 2009 at 3:10 am
Now I may be drunk but....I would love to see shamrock vs Kimo......caged bed.......wait.......i AM drunk cause that sounds.....very gay...(sigh)

terrence- February 18, 2009 at 1:56 am
It's ashame to see all these former stars getting on drugs. What's next? Mcgruff the crime dog addicted to heroine?
Anonymous- February 17, 2009 at 10:49 pm
So is that how a gustapo dresses in Berlin these days.
d0zer- February 17, 2009 at 9:38 pm
I saw this guy at my KKK rally last weekend. He brought the keg and the giant cross. When it was time to share our devious behavior inflicted on minorities, he told us about how the last time he won an MMA match was against the (and excuse the language) "neggerr" Marcus Royster.
The Irish Car Bomb- February 17, 2009 at 8:41 pm
In 2007 Kimo was charged for being under the influence of methamphetamine. In 2009 Kimo was arrested after a sting was operated that left indisputable evidence that Kimo showed up to a house and walked in with the intent of engaging in sexual activites with a nine year old female. Chris Hanson was found dead while investigators say Kimo hit him with such force that it killed instantly which leaves Kimo with a manslaughter charge.
MJM- February 17, 2009 at 8:03 pm
I sincerely hope you give yourself a free t-shirt for this line:

" Looks like beating up a vegan is still worth something in this country. Thank God."
Stevia Addict- February 17, 2009 at 7:54 pm
I'm torn whether these photos fit into the meth breakdown pantheon. On one hand he looks 8 years older, but on the other, he has clearly put on weight. I would like more of a sunken cheek.
Either way, if grabbing a man's braid would have been illegal ten years ago this cracked out weirdo would have beat your Royce Gracie.
andrewm- February 17, 2009 at 7:53 pm
Does he have more or less hair in 09? The lighting is making this a tough call.
COOL- February 17, 2009 at 7:36 pm
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LAS- February 17, 2009 at 7:28 pm
That's a great Harry Dean Stanton impersonation Kimo is doing in the top picture.
Canadian hoser- February 17, 2009 at 7:22 pm
hey heard on fight network fedor's camp is going to be talking to the ufc about possible fedor vs lesnar for june 09 get on it!
bird-dog- February 17, 2009 at 7:19 pm
Looks like beating up a vegan is still worth something in this country. Thank God.

HAHAHA... instead of licking blood like BJ, i wish Neer would have put his indian deer skin on and rain danced over to Mac's corner eating a fist full of undercooked meatloaf.
Freddy Fangers- February 17, 2009 at 6:57 pm
Is it me or is fucking retarded that Machida hasn't gotten a title shot yet? What does he need to do, buy a jacked up truck with his image scrolled across the side in an aggressively defensive stance and start driving over cars AND then later puppy-tap Wandy in the face? Then will he get the shitletot?
emo sux- February 17, 2009 at 6:28 pm
Poor Machida... You would have thought that after he whooped Cheeto Ortiz's ass that maybe Dana would be kind enough to grant him about 37 virgins, a hot rod, and a chilis gift certificate... this guy wouldnt score a title fight if he beat Benjamin Franklin in a game of chess
Derly- February 17, 2009 at 6:14 pm
@My Fight Wiffa Cheeto
Joe Son didn't touch children he gang raped a woman. Held at gun point and even penetrated her with the gun according to one story.
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