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Quick Hits: Sherk Talks CSAC’s Garcia, Goldie Hits 100, and Tonya Evinger Wants to Punch Somebody

(We love a woman who loves to party.)

- One man who won’t be sorry to see California State Athletic Commissioner Armando Garcia go is Sean Sherk, who still feels like he got a raw deal on his steroid case thanks to Garcia and his bungling of the appeals process. Sherk told MMA Rated that he “knew the guy had some issues” that would lead to his eventual removal, and now Sherk’s “glad to see that is finally taking place.” The sad irony is that it most likely wasn’t Garcia’s incompetence that got him in trouble so much as his ill-fated inter-office romance.

- Guess which over-stimulated, hyperbolic UFC announcer will be celebrating his 100th broadcast at UFC 91 on Saturday night? Did you guess Mike Goldberg? Damn, you’re good. has an interesting article that looks at how Goldie went from some dude in front of a microphone who knew nothing about MMA to some dude in front of a microphone who is at least better than Mauro Ranallo. The best part of the article is hearing it all straight from Goldberg, who apparently loves mixing metaphors even when he’s not working. On why he stuck with the UFC even after the WWE made him a lucrative offer:

I can equate it to maybe playing for the Cincinnati Bengals and being 3-13 and 4-12, and finally you think you’ve got a team that might make it to the postseason. Do you bail and go to the Patriots or 49ers at that point, or do you say ‘the ship is sailing and is about to find a really cool island – do I want to jump off that ship now or see where it’s gonna land?’

Wait, are we still talking about the UFC?

- And finally, Tonya Evinger knows what people have been saying about her on the internet. After we posted pictures of her partying it up with Gina Carano, word got back to Evinger and she sounds none too pleased, telling Steve Cofield: “A lot of people are saying some mean ass stuff up there. Personally it don’t hurt my feelings but if I find out who’s saying it I’m going to punch them in the face.”

For the record, Tonya, we found the pictures hilarious (no matter what our commenters say). We’d even rather have a drink or twelve with you than with Gina. Not only do you seem like more fun, but you might punch us in the face. And we might like it.

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UFC fan- November 15, 2008 at 5:44 pm
the day a BITCH beats my ass will be the day TUF gay actually fights.
Jared Fulks- November 14, 2008 at 9:53 pm
Pretty tough online but my guess is you would both get your asses whipped and your pimp hands broke if you went to messin with any of those girls. Stick with watchin the fights and let the girls take care of the fightin.
Jay Smith- November 12, 2008 at 1:29 pm
@ Krazy Kracker
I'm with you bro. Fuck these fallopian tube fighters. I'm not proud to admit it, but I've had to use the pimp hand on a couple different occasions when bitches wanted to talk shit like they could whoop my ass. I'll start training for UFC 95!
Jugger- November 12, 2008 at 12:50 pm
Mauro and Bass were good together, but a lot of the commenting Mauro has done since Pride folded has really blown chunks. I can't bear to listen to him anymore. His stuff for EliteXC and Strikeforce is so cheesy and over the top.

MMA commenting works well when you have one guy who plays the role of a casual fan and a color guy who plays the role of the knowledgeable MMA fan. When Mauro is paired with that uber-douche Goldberg (the former wrasler), what you get is two morons who just use stupid metaphors, and say the stupidest, off-the-wall crap.

I think Rogan and Goldy do a fair job. Congrats to him for sticking around and making himself an intrinsic part of the UFC PPV experience.
UFC fan- November 12, 2008 at 12:36 pm
the only thing missing is bicycles , then you would have "dykes on bykes"........or "Meals on wheels".
Who gives a flying uterus what that skank-ho think, likes or dislikes.
Tertio- November 12, 2008 at 11:13 am
She does look like fun. But id love to party with her AND gina. I might catch a nipple slip if she gets gina on a binge and start drunkwrestling her.
FilmDrunk- November 12, 2008 at 10:53 am
God Goldberg sucks so bad. You're not Howard Cosell, motherf-ker. Stop shouting and talk like a person.

satan- November 12, 2008 at 6:00 am
i just want to say that the guy doing commentary on the fabricio werdum-alex emelianenko fight is terrible and knows nothing about mma
Krazy Kracker- November 12, 2008 at 5:39 am
See? That's another thing I hate about women fighters. I bet they walk around thinking they can whup 95% of guys' asses. I think it's bullshit that women think they have a free pass at hitting a man, knowing the whole time that they're praying the man they just swung on was raised with enough class to not knock her peach fuzz off. These dumb mma bitches encourage that kind of shit. I've never hit a woman, but if this carpet munching, testi owning ginger had a problem with anything I had to say about her dirty butch slutcapade pictures plastered all over the internet we could meet in the cage, where she earns her dozens of dollars. We can call it UFC 95: Back in the Kitchen!!
gvd- November 12, 2008 at 5:02 am
Jay Smith- November 12, 2008 at 3:54 am
@ WarBong
There's only one dude?
KTFO- November 12, 2008 at 3:12 am
The thing about Goldberg's metaphors is they're so metaphoric.
Sodak- November 12, 2008 at 12:21 am
LOL, i wish i could talk in metaphors, i always wondered if mauro wrote that shit out or the retarded metaphors came naturally. any more pics of hot cage fighter chicks would be appreciated, nothin but love for Gina n Tonya
The Biz- November 11, 2008 at 11:55 pm
Those are some beat f*cking chicks!!! Are you sure they're not a bunch of dudes?
tonya- November 11, 2008 at 11:54 pm
thanks ekc.
and as a matter of fact ryan is a lesbian too, ironic huh. and if all you biotch's keep talkin smack im not puttin up the real juicy pics.
ekc- November 11, 2008 at 11:18 pm
1. I would take Mauro over Goldie any day of the week... and Mauro is just much more fun to hang out with.

2. Tonya is awesome and super fun to hang out with.
Hacksaw- November 11, 2008 at 11:17 pm
At any point in the interview does Mike Goldberg explain why he has to stare into Joe Rogan's ear every ten seconds?
WAR BONG- November 11, 2008 at 10:40 pm
so is the dude in the middle a dyke too?