(Hint: None of the quotes were from this guy.)

From today’s notable quotes, who said…

A) To look out for the “purple nurple” in his next fight?

B) That he wants to fight Dana White?

C) “It’s like if you have a Ferrari and a police officer gives you a speeding ticket before you turn the key.”

D) “I’m definitely one of the players in the weight class. It might depend on the outcome of this fight and a couple of other fights in the UFC. The 155-pound class is definitely one of the most stacked in the UFC.”

E) “I heard Kimbo Slice is calling me out. Hold on, Dawg, you aren’t even in my weight class! You don’t even fight in my organization!”

F) “My balls itch.”

Answers:

A) Rampage Jackson — regarding his upcoming fight with Forrest Griffin. He made the statement on Opie and Anthony yesterday and AllRampage.com has a sorta’ transcript/fly-on-the-wall rambling rundown.

Bonus Quote: “Me and Silva don’t even talk to each other. Silva is the type of guy that thinks everyone should be afraid of him. The way I react around him is different. I am not afraid of Wanderlei Silva. They call him “The Axe Murder” because he destroys people in his fights. They threw him chumps and he murdered them. Look at his record of guys he fought. This guy is “The Chump Murderer”. I speak my mind around him and he looks at me all crazy like I shouldn’t be saying that. I think some of the referees took payoffs in Pride. In Japan, I promise you something was up.”

B) Frank Shamrock. When asked who he wants to fight during an on-line Q&A with fans, via SutureMagazine.

C) Gary Shaw — responding to Nick Diaz being pulled from Saturday’s Strikeforce/EliteXC show.

D) Frankie Edgar — during a conversation about his upcoming fight with Gray Maynard at UFC Fight Night 13.

E) See the answer for “A”.

F) Your mom.