Fried Taco ftw. Lots of good comments, actually. Nice set-up, CP.

Yeah but how many pregnant women has Lyoto ran over?

Game changer.

and good post travis.logan haha, and Loki, I actually laughed out loud when i read the grasp of english language category haha

this is by no mean a bias post, but wasnt the ‘machida era’ the dumbest thing ever… he KO’s Gayshaud Evans and it becomes the ‘era of the dragon’ and then lost the next two fights to Shogun (not technically but cmon, seriously you know what i mean). So Every time someone wins a championship it becomes their era? I would think you have to at least defend the belt three times for it to become your ‘era’…. any thoughts cp nation?

I like both fighters so it is a tough call. My first thought is that Machida will win via KO actually. I would like to see Page use the cage and maybe some GnP. I just hope they both do well regardless of the outcome.

What the heck, can’t a guy wear a glow-in-the-dark two dimensional chain without someone calling it faked?

Excellent Loki.

Ginger viking, if you win the worst career move, is that a point for or against you?

I’ll have to go with Machida on this one. I don’t think Rampage has it anymore.

Machida = “When you pay too much attention to the leaf, you forget about the tree… when you pay too much attention to the tree, you forget about the forest”

Rampage = “This is the Ultimate Fighting Championship, not the Utimate elusive guy”

Advantage: Rampage

@Destinationblood – I agree…. looks like a PS job to me

Rampage was an awesome video game. That counts for something, right?

Besides the fact that this little post is kinda of lame and i dont like wasting my thoughts on such meaningless ideas, id have to say Rampage wins. on these unsaid topics.

CREATIVE CHARACTER
Jackson: Wears a chain, put chickens in Rashads car on TUF 10 ( claaasic), and drives a truck with his howling face blasted on the side of it.
Machida: Drinks pee-pee cause dadda says it makes you strong, and sits under waterfalls to gain serenity.
Advantage: Rampage, mainly because he keeps his pee right where it should be…………..in Tikis mouth.

ACTUAL FIGHTING CAREER
Jackson: Has slammed, jammed, and crammed people to ko’s or gritty decisions, and yes many submissions in his younger years, from Japan to the States and dealing with many big names along the way.
Machida: Has three true ko wins the rest have been some good and some not so good decisions and two submissions
Advantage: Clearly the man who has SLAMMED a person unconscious.

ACTUAL SCORE
7-6-2 Quinton ” Alboroto” Jackson, for all the bilingual hombres
p.s. add one for the Page due to the fact he was Mr.t

@Destinationblood – bigtime.

Rampage – Howls at the moon
Machida – Drinks pee in his room

Advantage: Hood nigga! (He keeps the purp by the pound)

Hopefully, Rampage will be smarter than Rashad, and utilize his wrestling to GNP Machida. Either that or use a lot of clinch work against the steel to wear him out. If he can’t do one or both of these things, he will lose.

Is it just me or does the chain just look photoshopped onto Rampage?

Is Machida starting to grow a mustache? If so, Machida by 2nd round arm triangle.

Worse Career Move:
Rampage: Taking time off to film “The A Team”
Machida: Training with Steven Segal

Advantage: Rampage

Closest Street Fighter Character Resemblance:
Rampage: Balrog
Machida: Ryu
Advantage: Machida

Command of the english language: Even

BFF’s who have bannged a ring-girl/Playboy cover model
Rampage: 1
Machida: ?
Advantage: Tiki

Seeing as how Machida’s pee-pee has açaí in it, and Rampage’s energy drinks probably have pee-pee in them, I’d call that one even.

I’d rather drink piss then give out involuntary abortions.

Machida as TWO KO of night bonuses? The irony. Machida takes this via Uni Decision, no surprises there. Should still be a good fight tho and I am curious to see how Machida rebounds.

UNFORTUNATE BEVERAGE CHOICE
Jackson: Energy drinks
Machida: Pee-pee
Advantage: Jackson

True, but to be fair Energy drinks have gotten Rampage in a lot more trouble then Machida has gotten into drinking piss.

first! lets go Page!