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Quote of the Day: Dana White Says Women’s MMA is “Absolutely Going to Happen” in the UFC

(Let’s just say that Cristiane has a way of “convincing” men to do what she wants. We won’t give away the secret, but it involves a garden hose, a tub of creamed corn, a circus midget, and a LOT of tears.) 

What a difference one year (and a smokin’ hot champion) can make.

Over the past few months, we’ve seen UFC President Dana White pull a 180 on such topics as TRT, fights that “make sense,” and most importantly, women’s MMA. Where less than a year ago, Dana could be quoted as saying that we would “never” see women in the UFC – unless they were informing us what round it is, of course — nowadays, his attitude seems to have shifted in the opposite direction. This could partially be due to the success of such smaller promotions as InvictaFC, but is more a result of Dana’s budding fascination with Ronda Rousey, who he has referred to as “unique,” “a Diaz brother,” and “a f*cking dude trapped in this beautiful body.” We’re not sure how he would consider the second quality to be all that endearing, but needless to say, The Baldfather recently informed Sports Illustrated that WMMA is on its way to the UFC:

It’s absolutely going to happen.

[It] could happen tomorrow, it could happen a year from now.

We’ve just heard word that Scott Coker has hung himself.

In all seriousness, this is undoubtedly a great piece of news for female MMA fighters, especially those under the Strikforce banner who could find themselves out of work in under a year’s time. The question now becomes: Just how long will it be until we see DW attempt a power grab on InvictaFC, or tries to sign one of their most popular fighters mere seconds after their contract has expired?

Of course, both Ronda and the opponent everyone wants to see her fight, Cris Cyborg, have been battling over what weight class the fight would be held at, with neither side willing to budge an inch, but something tells us DW will use everything in his power to convince one of the two otherwise.

Time will tell.

-J. Jones

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Alan K- October 24, 2012 at 3:48 pm
This means that either Dana has already had sex with Ronda or he is hoping to in the future.
Mr_Misanthropy- October 24, 2012 at 3:37 pm
Spoiler Alert:

In the photo above you can see the bulge in Cyborg's pink shorts from her six inch clit coiled up like a sleeping anaconda.
Mr_Misanthropy- October 24, 2012 at 3:35 pm
@ just the teep

Ronda's vagina is the official ambassador of Wommba.
teep- October 24, 2012 at 12:39 pm
This announcement just confirmed my suspicions. Meinere's does make you crazy and Rhonda's vagina must be amazing!!
ksgbobo- October 24, 2012 at 12:25 pm
That has to be the best picture caption I have read in a long time! Awesome
WarpedAcorn- October 24, 2012 at 11:14 am
Well here is a way to shake up TUF and return it to its roots...have an all female season. It will introduce these women to the public and give a chance to find some talent for a new division.
smellypiratehooker- October 24, 2012 at 11:25 am
I like that idea. Only problem I see though is them having to find a house with like seven bathrooms to prevent battles over women taking to long to get all pretty for the camera in the mornings.
Fried Taco- October 24, 2012 at 9:51 am
I'm thinking of starting up an androgynous MMA promotion. All the fighters will have names like Cris, Pat, Alex, etc. Wearing a top to fight in is optional, because people will be left wondering if those are man-boobs or not. Cups are mandatory, because no one wants to see that thing, whatever it is. I will call it AMMA, and DW will be buying it up in less than 2 years.
Peetee- October 24, 2012 at 9:42 am
So Cyborg is the same size as Dana, boobs 'n all..?