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Quote of the Day: Ronda Rousey Seeks Murder, Dismemberment Against Sarah Kaufman


(From left to right: Ronda Rousey, Blaze Ya Dead Homie. / Ronda image via CombatLifestyle)

With her Strikeforce title defense against Sarah Kaufman coming up this weekend, Ronda Rousey’s latest bit of fight-hype was so violently over-the-top that it made Frank Mir look downright sportsmanlike in comparison. Here’s what Rowdy told reporters during yesterday’s Strikeforce: Rousey vs. Kaufman press conference:

Sarah Kaufman should be thanking her lucky stars that MMA is properly regulated in California. I respect her so much that I’m not taking any chances: If i get her in an armbar I’m going to try and rip it off and throw it at her corner, if I get her in a choke I’m going to hold it until she’s actually dead. And if I get a knockout I’m going to actually try and pound her face into the ground. She’s relying on the competence of the California athletic commission to walk out of that cage alive. That has nothing to do with whether I like her or respect her, she seems like a nice chick, but I go into every fight like my little sister’s life is depending on it. And in that kind of situation, no one can ever beat me.”

Wow. If this fighting thing doesn’t work out, Ronda might have a future as an artist signed to Psychopathic Records. Luckily, Kaufman was relatively cool and insightful about the whole thing, saying:

She’s gonna try and kill me, which is kinda mean, but that’s alright….That’s great, it’s a fight. And that’s what you wanna do, you don’t want to come in and play patty-cake, that’s not what we’re here for. We’re here to show up and do everything we possibly can to win. I mean, hopefully no one dies in the process, but again, it’s a fight and anything can happen. So it’s great, it gets people excited, and people want to see two athletes showing up and fighting, and not just trying to out-score the other person. They want to see someone decisively finish a fight.”

Be sure to catch CagePotato’s liveblog of the Rousey vs. Kaufman Showtime main card right here beginning at 10 p.m. ET this Saturday. If anybody dies, we’ll let you know as soon as it happens.

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linzhanfe- August 19, 2012 at 5:35 am
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Lesnars_tiny_pecker_says- August 18, 2012 at 2:33 pm
By the way, whatever happened to nude baby oil wrestling? I would pay to see these two in the heat of that competition! Hell I would ref that fight. Naked! and with my 1 inch boner standing proud!!!
Lesnars_tiny_pecker_says- August 18, 2012 at 2:28 pm
I would love to see Rousey Fight Jan Finney. I don't know or care if they are close to the same weight. That broad can take a beating and keeps throwing. I would also like to submit Rhonda with a Face in pillow doggy style bladder shot. That is if I wasn't hung like a poker chip...
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Grandmas Nutmeg- August 17, 2012 at 8:41 pm
“Sarah Kaufman should be thanking her lucky stars that Sexy Women "Fighting" is properly regulated in Calipornia. I respect her so much that I’m not taking any chances: If i get her in an armbar I’m going to try and rip it off and use it as a sex toy, if I get her in a choke I’m going to hold it and smell her hair and caress her neck. And if I get a knockout I’m going to actually try and pound her cervix till she wakes up. She’s relying on the competence of the California Adult Video Industry to walk out of that cage satisfied. That has nothing to do with whether I like her or respect her, she seems like a hot and toned chick, but I go into every fight like my male fans are watching it without any pants on. And in that kind of situation, no one can ever beat me in terms of hotness.” --Fixed it so it's not so hostile and boner killing
Mr_Misanthropy- August 17, 2012 at 10:15 pm
Thanks, brro. You want go to California, you come to Glendale anytime, brro. My cousin will hook us up with cellphones and falafel, brro.
Nealio- August 17, 2012 at 3:21 pm
+1 for using "geoduck" in a post
Mr_Misanthropy- August 17, 2012 at 10:13 pm
*fist bump*
Mr_Misanthropy- August 17, 2012 at 3:00 pm
...If she asks nicely I'll still let her armbar my vacuum hose...
Mr_Misanthropy- August 17, 2012 at 2:58 pm
Rousey needs to lay off the Roid Rage. If she's not careful she'll end up with a six inch clit like Cyborg. Her lady junk will look like a geoduck coming out of it's shell to dig an air hole.

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ArmFarmer- August 17, 2012 at 12:43 pm
Rhonda makes me want the womens division to completely fail and go away, which is sad. I just cant stand her smug better than everyone "im such a badass" attitude. Shut the fuck up already. She's the most obnoxious annoying pro fighter out there. If she were a dude, she would be the ufc's biggest heal. She's like a female koschek, except that im actually entertained by kos. Also, id rather hook up with miesha any day.
ZombieHusker- August 17, 2012 at 11:37 am
Ronda's personality is eerily reminiscent of those women that used to confront their high school crush on Maury Povich. Lost a few pounds and now attractive, but still starved for attention and badly in need of validation. Ugly duckling syndrome.
El Guapo- August 17, 2012 at 11:10 am
Kim Winslow, paging Kim Winslow. Your expertise is needed for a death match, Ms. Winslow.
Nealio- August 17, 2012 at 10:36 am
Putting Sarah's life in the hands of the CAC? That's hardcore bro. Someone needs to tell her to tone it down..
google- August 17, 2012 at 10:09 am
Fuck yea, Blaze FTW!!!
Clyde- August 17, 2012 at 9:46 am
Relying on the competence of athletic comissions and referees must be scary.

RWR; classic BTW.
ringjoker80- August 17, 2012 at 9:24 am
all i want is for women mma to get more hot chicks like rousey and i cant wait to see an all women mma card with hot mma women it can happen lol
RwilsonR- August 17, 2012 at 9:21 am
Ronda could use a little humility. I wouldn't be opposed to tossing her in a cage with Rousimar Palhares to learn a little empathy and humility. Her sister's life on the line or not, after she comes out of that cage we'll have to change her name from Ronda to Ilene.
Frank Mur- August 17, 2012 at 9:17 am
what a hateful b!t@#......
I want to have her baby so bad!
RwilsonR- August 17, 2012 at 9:11 am
Ronda is a lot like Frank Mir - prone to hyperbole and death threats, champion when there is little to no relevant competition, thinks they're better looking than they really are...
cecils_pupils- August 17, 2012 at 8:13 am
When will fighters learn that talking about killing your opponent is bad for the sport? It may be hyperbole but there are still plenty of douchetards out there referring to MMA as human cockfighting - the sport doesn't need this kind of hype.
cecils_pupils- August 17, 2012 at 8:13 am
This isn't shit talking, it's diarhhea of the mouth.
Alan K- August 17, 2012 at 7:49 am
After hearing Rousey's comments initially, Kaufman said, "Oh yeah? Well, well then she's stupid. Ronda's a stupid name. Stupid. I'm sorry. I don't really mean that. It's a wonderful name. I apologize if I may have upset her by saying that."
NomadRip- August 17, 2012 at 7:11 am
Yeah, that was a bit much. Kaufman is so sweet. I feel bad for what Ronda's gonna do to her.
Stak40- August 17, 2012 at 7:09 am
Kaufman by TKO 85 seconds into the 1st Round. Zuffa by TKO 01/01/13!
danomite- August 17, 2012 at 7:00 am
She's reaching Frank Mir levels of hyperbole very quickly. I guess this proves you don't need a cock to be cocky.
Landulf- August 17, 2012 at 6:47 am
Sarah Kaufman's response is just so beautifully Canadian.
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