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Quote of the Day: Ronda Rousey’s Pre-Fight Routine Includes as Much Sweet Love-Making as Possible


(You want that hot, throbbing cauliflower ear, don’t you. Oh, yeah. Ohhhh y-[*vomits*] / Photo via TitoCouture)

One of the oldest combat sports training myths is that abstaining from sex helps your performance on fight night. Phil Baroni may have put it best when he told us: “You take punches better when you abstain from, ah…punching your own loads out. It makes you fuckin’ mean, I’ll tell you that much.”

But other fighters, including UFC welterweight champion/masturbation-enthusiast Georges St. Pierre have dismissed the no-sex rule, and apparently, Ronda Rousey preps for a fight by smushing as much as possible. As she told Jim Rome last night:

For girls it raises your testosterone, so I try to have as much sex as possible before I fight actually. Not with like everybody, I don’t put out like a Craigslist ad or anything, but if I got a steady I’m going to be like ‘yo, fight time’s coming up’,” Rousey said with a laugh.

However: “You can’t (expletive) somebody and go fight that day.

Sex with Ronda Rousey has to be a terrifying experience. Think about it. There you are, just sitting on the couch catching up on the Sunday Styles section, when Ronda busts in wearing a damp rash-guard, and says “Yo, fight time’s coming up. Dick: out,” then angrily demands that you get in her guard while at least one Diaz brother lurks around in the kitchen, trying to figure out how to use the blender. Are you man enough to deal with that?

Comments

  1. J.Jones Says:

    Thu, 11/29/12 - 07:47


    "“Yo, fight time’s coming up. Dick: out,” then angrily demands that you get in her guard while at least one Diaz brother lurks around in the kitchen, trying to figure out how to use the blender." *golf clap that slowly builds into a full audience slow clap and standing ovation*
  2. Austin3210 Says:

    Thu, 11/29/12 - 07:50


    As far as sex before fight time is concerned, I remember seeing an article a while back that was studying testoterone levels after ejaculation, and it said that they were finding that your testoterone spikes to peak levels almost exactly a week afterwards. Wish I could remember the source.
  3. WhosOmarPaulHarris Says:

    Thu, 11/29/12 - 07:50


    I'd take one for the team. and by, "take one for the team," i actually mean, "love every waking 4 seconds of it."
  4. AlanBelcher619 Says:

    Thu, 11/29/12 - 07:54


    I wonder if she likes north south?
  5. O Chan Says:

    Thu, 11/29/12 - 07:56


    Last paragraph = HoF material.
  6. Ogre Says:

    Thu, 11/29/12 - 08:00


    God I love how much you guys make me laugh. That bit about the Diaz bros killed me. You guys make me laugh always, I can just never fucking tell you because my comments automatically delete when I post them. WTF?
  7. Fried Taco Says:

    Thu, 11/29/12 - 08:07


    She can armbar my penis anytime! Actually, it would be more like a kneebar, because it's so huuuuge!
  8. The12ozCurls Says:

    Thu, 11/29/12 - 08:13


    Just to beat any of you assholes (or alf) to the punch: How can you put the words "masturbation-enthusiast" and "Georges St. Pierre" in the same sentence and NOT include my name. I feel thoroughly cheated you pricks.
  9. mma4ever Says:

    Thu, 11/29/12 - 08:15


    As u slowly enter rouseys gaurd on the livng room floor both diaz brothas free as a bird walk past you on there way to the kitchen and say ...dont mind me im just making a sammich
  10. WarpedAcorn Says:

    Thu, 11/29/12 - 08:17


    "There you are, just sitting on the couch catching up on the Sunday Styles section, when Ronda busts in wearing a damp rash-guard, and says “Yo, fight time’s coming up. Dick: out,” then angrily demands that you get in her guard while at least one Diaz brother lurks around in the kitchen, trying to figure out how to use the blender." Send this man a T-Shirt!
  11. Pen Fifteen Says:

    Thu, 11/29/12 - 08:17


    I have a sneaking suspicion there is less sex and more chindo-ing involved in Honda's romantic life than she'd have us believe.
  12. mma4ever Says:

    Thu, 11/29/12 - 08:17


    Then nick tweets he's not impressed by your performance so u know he was peeking
  13. The12ozCurls Says:

    Thu, 11/29/12 - 08:18


    BG had me at "damp rash-guard" and the rest is just a bonus.
  14. blaphtome Says:

    Thu, 11/29/12 - 08:21


    Nick's hittin that.
  15. J.Jones Says:

    Thu, 11/29/12 - 08:25


    BA-DUM TSSH!
  16. Viva Hate Says:

    Thu, 11/29/12 - 08:33


    I can only hope that Ronda and Carmen Valentina release a training video together, make it happen CP!
  17. ReX13 Says:

    Thu, 11/29/12 - 08:43


    Still would. Twice on sundays.
  18. Deadpanda Says:

    Thu, 11/29/12 - 08:49


    ... I've got to start spending more time near Venice Beach!
  19. Clyde Says:

    Thu, 11/29/12 - 09:56


    Based on Rhonda's pre-fight mean mug, and post fight glow from her last 2 fights, I assume she can only reach orgasm with a another woman's arm at least elbow deep in her crotch. Us guys may be shit out of luck...
  20. Clyde Says:

    Thu, 11/29/12 - 10:03


    Ronda even.
  21. BaghdadBob Says:

    Thu, 11/29/12 - 10:25


    Look at that sloped-forehead. Sure she's not actually related to the Diaz brothers?
  22. dipsetkilla316 Says:

    Thu, 11/29/12 - 11:41


    "Sex with Ronda Rousey has to be a terrifying experience. Think about it. There you are, just sitting on the couch catching up on the Sunday Styles section, when Ronda busts in wearing a damp rash-guard, and says “Yo, fight time’s coming up. Dick: out,” then angrily demands that you get in her guard while at least one Diaz brother lurks around in the kitchen, trying to figure out how to use the blender. Are you man enough to deal with that?" funniest thing i read on this site, one of the diaz brothers lurking around the kitchen, trying to figure out how to use a blender lololololololololol
  23. crappiefloper Says:

    Thu, 11/29/12 - 02:16


    That,that shit right there, is funny.
  24. crappiefloper Says:

    Thu, 11/29/12 - 02:18


    I had honest to god tears by the time the end of that
  25. masterbaitntackle Says:

    Thu, 11/29/12 - 07:55


    Bravo.....someone fire up a blunt of some strong 4 the writer of this....I've already did
  26. The Oracle of MMA Says:

    Thu, 11/29/12 - 10:03


    I'm sure the whole team pulls together and runs a train on Rhonda Rousey when prepping for a fight. At least I hope so...that's what they hinted at before I gave them $100,000 to join the team. Something about "mat fees" or something.
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