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Quote of the Day: Ronda Rousey’s Pre-Fight Routine Includes as Much Sweet Love-Making as Possible


(You want that hot, throbbing cauliflower ear, don’t you. Oh, yeah. Ohhhh y-[*vomits*] / Photo via TitoCouture)

One of the oldest combat sports training myths is that abstaining from sex helps your performance on fight night. Phil Baroni may have put it best when he told us: “You take punches better when you abstain from, ah…punching your own loads out. It makes you fuckin’ mean, I’ll tell you that much.”

But other fighters, including UFC welterweight champion/masturbation-enthusiast Georges St. Pierre have dismissed the no-sex rule, and apparently, Ronda Rousey preps for a fight by smushing as much as possible. As she told Jim Rome last night:

For girls it raises your testosterone, so I try to have as much sex as possible before I fight actually. Not with like everybody, I don’t put out like a Craigslist ad or anything, but if I got a steady I’m going to be like ‘yo, fight time’s coming up’,” Rousey said with a laugh.

However: “You can’t (expletive) somebody and go fight that day.

Sex with Ronda Rousey has to be a terrifying experience. Think about it. There you are, just sitting on the couch catching up on the Sunday Styles section, when Ronda busts in wearing a damp rash-guard, and says “Yo, fight time’s coming up. Dick: out,” then angrily demands that you get in her guard while at least one Diaz brother lurks around in the kitchen, trying to figure out how to use the blender. Are you man enough to deal with that?

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The Oracle of MMA- November 29, 2012 at 10:03 pm
I'm sure the whole team pulls together and runs a train on Rhonda Rousey when prepping for a fight.

At least I hope so...that's what they hinted at before I gave them $100,000 to join the team. Something about "mat fees" or something.
masterbaitntackle- November 29, 2012 at 7:55 pm
Bravo.....someone fire up a blunt of some strong 4 the writer of this....I've already did
crappiefloper- November 29, 2012 at 2:18 pm
I had honest to god tears by the time the end of that
crappiefloper- November 29, 2012 at 2:16 pm
That,that shit right there, is funny.
dipsetkilla316- November 29, 2012 at 11:41 am
"Sex with Ronda Rousey has to be a terrifying experience. Think about it. There you are, just sitting on the couch catching up on the Sunday Styles section, when Ronda busts in wearing a damp rash-guard, and says “Yo, fight time’s coming up. Dick: out,” then angrily demands that you get in her guard while at least one Diaz brother lurks around in the kitchen, trying to figure out how to use the blender. Are you man enough to deal with that?" funniest thing i read on this site, one of the diaz brothers lurking around the kitchen, trying to figure out how to use a blender lololololololololol
BaghdadBob- November 29, 2012 at 10:25 am
Look at that sloped-forehead. Sure she's not actually related to the Diaz brothers?
Clyde- November 29, 2012 at 10:03 am
Ronda even.
Clyde- November 29, 2012 at 9:56 am
Based on Rhonda's pre-fight mean mug, and post fight glow from her last 2 fights, I assume she can only reach orgasm with a another woman's arm at least elbow deep in her crotch.

Us guys may be shit out of luck...
Deadpanda- November 29, 2012 at 8:49 am
... I've got to start spending more time near Venice Beach!
ReX13- November 29, 2012 at 8:43 am
Still would. Twice on sundays.
Viva Hate- November 29, 2012 at 8:33 am
I can only hope that Ronda and Carmen Valentina release a training video together, make it happen CP!
blaphtome- November 29, 2012 at 8:21 am
Nick's hittin that.
mma4ever- November 29, 2012 at 8:17 am
Then nick tweets he's not impressed by your performance so u know he was peeking
Pen Fifteen- November 29, 2012 at 8:17 am
I have a sneaking suspicion there is less sex and more chindo-ing involved in Honda's romantic life than she'd have us believe.
J.Jones- November 29, 2012 at 8:25 am
BA-DUM TSSH!
WarpedAcorn- November 29, 2012 at 8:17 am
"There you are, just sitting on the couch catching up on the Sunday Styles section, when Ronda busts in wearing a damp rash-guard, and says “Yo, fight time’s coming up. Dick: out,” then angrily demands that you get in her guard while at least one Diaz brother lurks around in the kitchen, trying to figure out how to use the blender."


Send this man a T-Shirt!
mma4ever- November 29, 2012 at 8:15 am
As u slowly enter rouseys gaurd on the livng room floor both diaz brothas free as a bird walk past you on there way to the kitchen and say ...dont mind me im just making a sammich
The12ozCurls- November 29, 2012 at 8:13 am
Just to beat any of you assholes (or alf) to the punch:
How can you put the words "masturbation-enthusiast" and "Georges St. Pierre" in the same sentence and NOT include my name. I feel thoroughly cheated you pricks.
Fried Taco- November 29, 2012 at 8:07 am
She can armbar my penis anytime! Actually, it would be more like a kneebar, because it's so huuuuge!
Ogre- November 29, 2012 at 8:00 am
God I love how much you guys make me laugh. That bit about the Diaz bros killed me. You guys make me laugh always, I can just never fucking tell you because my comments automatically delete when I post them. WTF?
O Chan- November 29, 2012 at 7:56 am
Last paragraph = HoF material.
AlanBelcher619- November 29, 2012 at 7:54 am
I wonder if she likes north south?
WhosOmarPaulHarris- November 29, 2012 at 7:50 am
I'd take one for the team. and by, "take one for the team," i actually mean, "love every waking 4 seconds of it."
Austin3210- November 29, 2012 at 7:50 am
As far as sex before fight time is concerned, I remember seeing an article a while back that was studying testoterone levels after ejaculation, and it said that they were finding that your testoterone spikes to peak levels almost exactly a week afterwards. Wish I could remember the source.
J.Jones- November 29, 2012 at 7:47 am
"“Yo, fight time’s coming up. Dick: out,” then angrily demands that you get in her guard while at least one Diaz brother lurks around in the kitchen, trying to figure out how to use the blender."

*golf clap that slowly builds into a full audience slow clap and standing ovation*
The12ozCurls- November 29, 2012 at 8:18 am
BG had me at "damp rash-guard" and the rest is just a bonus.
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