So Ronda Rousey was on some program called Attack of the Show the other night, and the first thing we gotta say is daaaaaaammmnnnn. We’ve been hearing blasphemous claims of Ronda being a 5 at best around here as of late, and it’s time to squash this beef. Anyone who claims this woman is a below a 7 must either email us a photo of their current or previous girlfriend, or send one to our Twitter or Facebook page. Otherwise…LIFETIME BAN.
Now that we’ve moved past her body, perhaps we can discuss her mind, as it is beginning to look like the witty, boisterous apparition that once inhabited Chael Sonnen has chosen Ronda as its next victim. Rousey, despite never fighting at bantamweight, is currently listed as a 4-to-1 favorite over current champ Meisha Tate, and the hype might just be getting to her head. When asked on how dangerous she saw herself, Rousey responded:
I think I am the most dangerous unarmed woman on the planet. [Looks to audience] I could literally kill every single person in this room with my bare hands if I had them one at a time. I wouldn’t do that, but I’m just saying, I could do it.
Look, it’s not that we doubt Ms. Rousey’s claims or anything, because just look at the bones, but does anyone think Rousey may be slightly overlooking Tate here? The woman has played the role of spoiler before, and if Ronda just happens to have an off night come March 3rd (she likely won’t), all these claims are really going to blow up in her face. Yes, we understand that we just used the phrase “blow up in her face.” Get your minds out of the gutter, Potato Nation.
Ronda goes on to describe her Twitter war with Christiane Santos, and drops another zinger when describing the photo of Gina Carano that Cyborg tweeted earlier this month, stating “…it was a Photoshopped picture of Gina Carano after they fought, which I’m sure is not the first time Cyborg has used Photoshop.”
Our fascination with this woman has officially reached a threat level of Peter Gabriel. There is no higher level.
Also of note from the interview, apparently Rousey was once jumped by a group of guys in a movie theater, and beat them up so badly that they later sued her for assault. Only in America. She then goes on to hip toss the show’s host in a very, very tight dress……I’m sorry, what were we talking about?
Oh yes, we were warning sweet, sweet Ronda to use caution, for hubris has its costs. That said, I’ve got her by armbar at 1:20 of round one.
-Danga
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Comments
Tue, 01/24/12 - 02:10
first off, i honestly give her a solid 8. . . second im saying armbar win around the 2:25 mark
Tue, 01/24/12 - 02:11
She can kill me, as long as it's by pantyless triangle choke.
Tue, 01/24/12 - 02:15
I still say people need to quit putting her and chandellas looks down. Rousy is at least an 8 or 9. Really beautiful girl. She doesn't doll herself up fight night, but why should she?
Tue, 01/24/12 - 02:18
Dude 8 or 9? Are you freaking kidding me? She is not bad looking by any means but lets be real here. Calling her a 8 or a 9 is a slap in the face to women who really are 8's or 9's. If she is a 9 then who is a 10? And there should be way more levels between a 10 and her. On another note, I used to like Rhonda but she is quickly becoming very annoying. It is funny when Chael claims to be the greatest bc deep down you can tell he doesn't believe it and is putting on a show but this bitch honestly thinks her twat don't stink and it is getting rather annoying.
Tue, 01/24/12 - 02:27
She is pretty hot, but ya it's prob better not to underestimate the power of Meisha's permanent sneer. Apparently C.B. Dolloway decided he didn't really need all 100% of his doucheface anymore and he could spare a fair amount for Meisha.
Tue, 01/24/12 - 02:30
I am pretty excited for the return of Gegard. Very curioous to see if he actually got himself a training camp for this fight. And sadly, the potential trainwreck of Kyle is always alluring as well.
Tue, 01/24/12 - 02:33
She's a 10 for a pro fighter. She's a 7 max for a girl you'd see at any college campus. Don't get me wrong, I'd probably let her wreck my shit locker with a strap-on. But I'm easy.
Tue, 01/24/12 - 02:36
Didn't her sister tweet something about her huge shits or that she farts/queefs a lot or something? In that case she's an 8.
Tue, 01/24/12 - 02:39
solid 8 maybe adding 1 for awesome... but still 8 also, I see 1 win without an armbar. arm triangle in the 1st 2 mins.
Tue, 01/24/12 - 02:52
If she had one testicle like Sonnen, she should put her money where her mouth is and fight Santos in the Brazilian WMMA "Pink Fights" promotion.
Tue, 01/24/12 - 03:02
10 point system is always going to accompany bias. Having said that, she's a strait 8, but, I'd let her snap my third arm in the sack. YOWSA
Tue, 01/24/12 - 03:10
@fletch i dont how everyone esle rates there chics.. but my ten point system is a lot llike the richter scale.. . 1= i puked in my mouth 2= mfugly 3= stankhoe 4= gross 5= indifferant 6= average 7= cute 8= wouldnt kick her out of bed for eating crackers 9= ohhhh yyeeeaaaa 10= bang the blonde right out of your hair each level is like 5 times the previous. . here in vegas i see girls like her daily. and 9's and tens every other day.
Tue, 01/24/12 - 03:12
I reeeaaalllly like this woman but she needs to tone it down, it is starting to get a bit annoying. She had better beat Tate now or all of this crap is coming back at her tenfold. She doesn't need to fight Cyroid at this point. She has nothing to prove to a doping cheater.
Tue, 01/24/12 - 03:18
She really has a Laura Prepon thing going on. Check it. http://www.google.com/imgres?hl=en&biw=1366&bih=536&gbv=2&tbm=isch&tbnid=tWvzTgwBrnXlUM:&imgrefurl=http://www.whosdatedwho.com/tpx_1485/laura-prepon/news&docid=qCe5lENpiMXbHM&imgurl=http://s11.bdbphotos.com/images/orig/a/1/a1s9v6oe9n9ii9e.jpg&w=286&h=425&ei=KDwfT6n_HoTG0QGL-JkG&zoom=1&iact=hc&vpx=188&vpy=149&dur=250&hovh=274&hovw=184&tx=93&ty=276&sig=110387177190095008683&page=1&tbnh=164&tbnw=119&start=0&ndsp=16&ved=1t:429,r:8,s:0
Tue, 01/24/12 - 03:19
Doesn't that guy doing the interview look/sound much like Karma, Watts what that you up there bro?
Tue, 01/24/12 - 03:32
Not sure where she stands on the scale of hotness. Hopefully she borrows Dennis Hallmans shorts come fight night.
Tue, 01/24/12 - 03:34
I love her shtick. But then again, Sonnen makes me lol too. . Kid Clam called it. She's a 10 for a pro fighter.
Tue, 01/24/12 - 03:38
I'd kill her before she had a chance to kill me. I'd stab her with my pork sword.
Tue, 01/24/12 - 05:16
She gets hotter every time I see her.
Tue, 01/24/12 - 05:32
I think Rondas ass has made the transition to 135 quite nicely.
Tue, 01/24/12 - 05:54
Dear Ronda, My Penis has an elbow. Just sayin.
Tue, 01/24/12 - 05:54
fap fap fap (how can any of you type on the keyboard) fap fap fap
Tue, 01/24/12 - 06:19
She is only dangerous to my pants.... they seem to tear in the crotch region everytime I see her....
Tue, 01/24/12 - 06:50
She's only considered an 8 or 9 by guys who absurdly overestimate the looks on female athletes because the comparisons in the sport are 2s and 3s. She's kinda cute, but not much more.
Tue, 01/24/12 - 08:18
I'd mount it.
Tue, 01/24/12 - 08:29
Okay, Am I crazy or am I justified in thinking maybe women fighters are a bit overrated in general? I boxed when I was younger, and have some pretty decent wrestling and grappling also. Am I crazy for believing that I could beat this woman? I mean saying she could kill everyone in the room with her bare hands? That's a bit of a grand assumption IMO. I mean I watch women's MMA and for the most part I see gross, sloppy uncoordinated striking with some admittedly decent grappling. But the fact comes I'm 185lbs, and athletic. I'm bigger stronger and faster than this woman. I'm not saying I would win for sure but this chick saying she could kill me with her bare hands is a pretty bold statement. Any thoughts? P.S. none of this applies for cyborg. That dude would probably straight murder me. P.P.S. shes a 7, which means pretty attractive. And that's it.
Tue, 01/24/12 - 08:34
On second thought, maybe I'm full of shit. I certainly couldn't outrun an elite woman sprinter, or.. I don't know, out-BOWL a pro women's bowler. I suppose it's just difficult for me to imagine a 135 pound chick beating my ass.
Tue, 01/24/12 - 08:43
I think shes a cutey. I won't go so far as to even rate her. I like her but I don't like her. I appreciate her defending Gina, that is cool, and I give her props for not being afraid of cyborg. But reality is this, If Cyborg hadn't popped for roids, she would destroy this little barbie doll bitch, just like she does every female who gets in the ring with her. Cyborg can do her time, it isn't like there's a million fucking fights worthwhile waiting in the wings. Sadly with Dana White seeing no potential in female MMA, and not seeing enough quality fighters, we won't ever get to see Cyborg beat Ronda into a bloody pulp. Because unlike US who thinks her body rocks, I am pretty sure cyborg wouldn't hesitate to break her in half. I am not really sure Ronda can beat Meisha, she best get out of the dress (preferably while I watch), and get her cute ass back in the gym.
Tue, 01/24/12 - 08:46
@ TehBeej - I'm with ya. I think the biggest factor is sheer strength. If you're 185 in decent shape and have a pretty good idea of what you're doing, I'd put money on you. I know she's an Olympian, I've seen her toss Karo... I still think the size, strength and speed would be too much for her. Especially when she gets hit.
Tue, 01/24/12 - 09:19
^ Nah dude I reckon you could take her, kick her in the ovary, yep right in the babymaker. Rhonda is kinda cocky but for me that just makes her hotter.
Tue, 01/24/12 - 09:31
Was that a Monty Python reference, CP?
Tue, 01/24/12 - 09:43
Where's the Monty Python reference? I don't think so.
Tue, 01/24/12 - 09:55
TehBeej, I never saw in your post the mention of you being a female. So you're a 185 pound guy... so am I. I could beat you, and her up. Who cares... shes a chic bro.
Tue, 01/24/12 - 11:19
there's a few ladies in the Israeli special forces who would dispute your claim of most dangerous unarmed women on the planet Ronda, keep it in perspective sweet cheeks
Tue, 01/24/12 - 11:48
Can I make a suggestion for this and for all posterity? A friend of mine uses a finger scale to denote female beauty, but with a difference. The scale represents the number of your own fingers that you would chew off to hook up with the lady in question. All of a sudden even a score of 1, needs to really be a beauty to begin with.
Wed, 01/25/12 - 02:07
i'd grip it by the husk. capcha = mailaho but
Wed, 01/25/12 - 05:50
Rhonda would do well against a room of audience members, one at a time in a cage. Sparring day? I would like to see how she would fair against like 3 armed people. No ring/no rules is way different. I don't see competitive fighting as unarmed combat. Ask anyone who's been in the police or armed services, they probably will agree with me/know the most dangerous unarmed woman on the planet to some degree. Rousey is pretty good looking, good at talking, and she can throw up nasty arm bars... 7.5-8.0 overall.
Wed, 01/25/12 - 06:07
I love this chick and would do absolutely everything to her, but there's no way in hell she could kill me with her bare hands...nothing against women mma fighters, but I'm a middling amateur fighter (4-2) at 145 lbs and I sparred with a top ten nationally ranked pro woman fighter,(Jessica Eye), when I was on fight weight and she was around 145 at the time and while she was impressive for a chick, I literally destroyed her, knocked her down, tapped her out multiple times...now I can't say that I would dominate Rhonda because there's a pretty big jump between top ten women's fighters and elite women's fighters buuuuut, bitch please. Also, fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap
Wed, 01/25/12 - 06:10
@honest moose Good man. @ Mofo Look closer, you'll find it. Not yet? Look MORE CLOSELIER.
Wed, 01/25/12 - 06:22
i could beat her... with a herring. ni
Wed, 01/25/12 - 06:54
@KeithHackneysBrokenHand Got any fight vids up?
Wed, 01/25/12 - 07:21
RSparrow, And whatever bro, I can beat up Overeem on the internet. As far as "who cares shes a chic bro.", I mean the bitch is insinuating she could literally kill me with her bare hands. Mcfuq that!
Wed, 01/25/12 - 08:22
she might be able to kill me with her bare hands.. but i could choke her with my cock to.....so.. i guess the odds are about even
Wed, 01/25/12 - 12:27
I would let her sodomize me
Wed, 01/25/12 - 01:10
whats a cock to
Wed, 01/25/12 - 07:42
I dunno Danga. I think I'd need a magnifying glass to find it. . Hey Ronda - supposin' I've got a pointed stick?
Wed, 01/25/12 - 08:09
LOOK AT THE BONES is only from the greatest scene of the greatest Monty Python film of all time.
Wed, 01/25/12 - 08:23
Hahaha thanks for the help! . "claims of Ronda being a 5 " . 5 is RIGHT OUT!
Wed, 01/25/12 - 08:31
Ronda's mom wrote an awesome post calling Tate and Kaufman et al Whiny White Girls: http://drannmaria.blogspot.com/2012/01/why-anyone-who-thinks-ronda-doesnt.html . Quote: Whiny Girl says Ronda shouldn't fight because, "We don't know how good she is. She has won her fights so fast." That's so stupid it's really hard for me to respond other than wondering if you even listen to the words that come out of your mouth. Are you saying that you don't know how good she is because she has been so much better than the people she fought? I will tell you then. Very fucking good. There, now you know.
Thu, 01/26/12 - 06:11
Holy shit. I'm in love with her mom now, too.
Thu, 01/26/12 - 07:24
I want her and her mom to each take and arm and just go nutty. All oiled up and nekked. . Her mom was the first American (male OR female) to win the World Judo Championships. Smart and sassy, da bof of em.
Thu, 01/26/12 - 07:25
Take AN arm. Damn this lack of an edit button and damn my monkey brain.
Fri, 01/27/12 - 08:19
Thank you for the info on her mom (that sounded way creepier than it should have). I hadn't thought to look into her mom, and had never heard of her.
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