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Quote of the Day: Ronda Rousey – “I Think I Am the Most Dangerous Unarmed Woman on the Planet”

So Ronda Rousey was on some program called Attack of the Show the other night, and the first thing we gotta say is daaaaaaammmnnnn. We’ve been hearing blasphemous claims of Ronda being a 5 at best around here as of late, and it’s time to squash this beef. Anyone who claims this woman is a below a 7 must either email us a photo of their current or previous girlfriend, or send one to our Twitter or Facebook page. Otherwise…LIFETIME BAN.

Now that we’ve moved past her body, perhaps we can discuss her mind, as it is beginning to look like the witty, boisterous apparition that once inhabited Chael Sonnen has chosen Ronda as its next victim. Rousey, despite never fighting at bantamweight, is currently listed as a 4-to-1 favorite over current champ Meisha Tate, and the hype might just be getting to her head. When asked on how dangerous she saw herself, Rousey responded:

I think I am the most dangerous unarmed woman on the planet. [Looks to audience] I could literally kill every single person in this room with my bare hands if I had them one at a time. I wouldn’t do that, but I’m just saying, I could do it. 

Look, it’s not that we doubt Ms. Rousey’s claims or anything, because just look at the bones, but does anyone think Rousey may be slightly overlooking Tate here? The woman has played the role of spoiler before, and if Ronda just happens to have an off night come March 3rd (she likely won’t), all these claims are really going to blow up in her face. Yes, we understand that we just used the phrase “blow up in her face.” Get your minds out of the gutter, Potato Nation.

Ronda goes on to describe her Twitter war with Christiane Santos, and drops another zinger when describing the photo of Gina Carano that Cyborg tweeted earlier this month, stating “…it was a Photoshopped picture of Gina Carano after they fought, which I’m sure is not the first time Cyborg has used Photoshop.”

Our fascination with this woman has officially reached a threat level of Peter Gabriel. There is no higher level.

Also of note from the interview, apparently Rousey was once jumped by a group of guys in a movie theater, and beat them up so badly that they later sued her for assault. Only in America. She then goes on to hip toss the show’s host in a very, very tight dress……I’m sorry, what were we talking about?

Oh yes, we were warning sweet, sweet Ronda to use caution, for hubris has its costs. That said, I’ve got her by armbar at 1:20 of round one.


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NomadRip- January 27, 2012 at 8:19 am
Thank you for the info on her mom (that sounded way creepier than it should have). I hadn't thought to look into her mom, and had never heard of her.
Mofo- January 26, 2012 at 7:25 am
Take AN arm. Damn this lack of an edit button and damn my monkey brain.
Mofo- January 26, 2012 at 7:24 am
I want her and her mom to each take and arm and just go nutty. All oiled up and nekked.
Her mom was the first American (male OR female) to win the World Judo Championships. Smart and sassy, da bof of em.
NomadRip- January 26, 2012 at 6:11 am
Holy shit. I'm in love with her mom now, too.
Mofo- January 25, 2012 at 8:31 pm
Ronda's mom wrote an awesome post calling Tate and Kaufman et al Whiny White Girls:
Whiny Girl says Ronda shouldn't fight because, "We don't know how good she is. She has won her fights so fast." That's so stupid it's really hard for me to respond other than wondering if you even listen to the words that come out of your mouth. Are you saying that you don't know how good she is because she has been so much better than the people she fought? I will tell you then. Very fucking good. There, now you know.
Mofo- January 25, 2012 at 8:23 pm
Hahaha thanks for the help!
"claims of Ronda being a 5 "
DangadaDang- January 25, 2012 at 8:09 pm
LOOK AT THE BONES is only from the greatest scene of the greatest
Monty Python film of all time.
Mofo- January 25, 2012 at 7:42 pm
I dunno Danga. I think I'd need a magnifying glass to find it.
Hey Ronda - supposin' I've got a pointed stick?
Me likey- January 25, 2012 at 1:10 pm
whats a cock to
Fatty McDickbutts- January 25, 2012 at 12:27 pm
I would let her sodomize me
intercept440- January 25, 2012 at 8:22 am
she might be able to kill me with her bare hands.. but i could choke her with my cock i guess the odds are about even
TehBeej- January 25, 2012 at 7:21 am
And whatever bro, I can beat up Overeem on the internet. As far as "who cares shes a chic bro.", I mean the bitch is insinuating she could literally kill me with her bare hands. Mcfuq that!
NomadRip- January 25, 2012 at 6:54 am
@KeithHackneysBrokenHand Got any fight vids up?
Me likey- January 25, 2012 at 6:22 am
i could beat her... with a herring. ni
DangadaDang- January 25, 2012 at 6:10 am
@honest moose
Good man.
@ Mofo
Look closer, you'll find it. Not yet? Look MORE CLOSELIER.
KeithHackneyWindmillPalmStrike- January 25, 2012 at 6:07 am
I love this chick and would do absolutely everything to her, but there's no way in hell she could kill me with her bare hands...nothing against women mma fighters, but I'm a middling amateur fighter (4-2) at 145 lbs and I sparred with a top ten nationally ranked pro woman fighter,(Jessica Eye), when I was on fight weight and she was around 145 at the time and while she was impressive for a chick, I literally destroyed her, knocked her down, tapped her out multiple I can't say that I would dominate Rhonda because there's a pretty big jump between top ten women's fighters and elite women's fighters buuuuut, bitch please. Also, fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap
LukeTheDuke- January 25, 2012 at 5:50 am
Rhonda would do well against a room of audience members, one at a time in a cage. Sparring day? I would like to see how she would fair against like 3 armed people. No ring/no rules is way different. I don't see competitive fighting as unarmed combat. Ask anyone who's been in the police or armed services, they probably will agree with me/know the most dangerous unarmed woman on the planet to some degree. Rousey is pretty good looking, good at talking, and she can throw up nasty arm bars... 7.5-8.0 overall.
JUDOknowSHIT- January 25, 2012 at 2:07 am
i'd grip it by the husk.

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CheechFace- January 24, 2012 at 11:48 pm
Can I make a suggestion for this and for all posterity?
A friend of mine uses a finger scale to denote female beauty, but with a difference. The scale represents the number of your own fingers that you would chew off to hook up with the lady in question.
All of a sudden even a score of 1, needs to really be a beauty to begin with.
fatbellyfrank- January 24, 2012 at 11:19 pm
there's a few ladies in the Israeli special forces who would dispute your claim of most dangerous unarmed women on the planet Ronda, keep it in perspective sweet cheeks
RSparrow- January 24, 2012 at 9:55 pm
I never saw in your post the mention of you being a female. So you're a 185 pound guy... so am I. I could beat you, and her up. Who cares... shes a chic bro.
Mofo- January 24, 2012 at 9:43 pm
Where's the Monty Python reference? I don't think so.
Anhonestmoose- January 24, 2012 at 9:31 pm
Was that a Monty Python reference, CP?
Todd M- January 24, 2012 at 9:19 pm
^ Nah dude I reckon you could take her, kick her in the ovary, yep right in the babymaker. Rhonda is kinda cocky but for me that just makes her hotter.