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Quote of the Day: Yves Edwards Reveals How the Zombie Apocalypse Will Begin

(I dare you to find me a better GIF than this one. Yeah, that’s what I thought.)

I really believe zombies are a realistic possibility. Patient zero will start out of someone’s gym. A guy has their dog in the gym, the dog gets a staph infection, the dog gets bit with rabies, some type of cross breeding with the staph and rabies happens and then the dog bites the person because the dog goes crazy. The person goes to the hospital and this crazy strain of staph/rabies turns them into a zombie and it all started right there in somebody’s gym…

You can’t armbar a zombie. You try to armbar a zombie and it will bite you on the leg. You can’t do jiu-jitsu with a zombie. Kickboxing might help a bit. At the same time, I’m a ‘germaphobe’. I’m afraid I’ll get scratched and infected. I could kick the zombie in the head and his head explodes and I’ll get zombie juice on me and I get infected because I have a scrape somewhere. It’s kind of scary.”

Yves Edwards (40-16-1) explains to why you should never bring your dog to the gym. The “Thugjitsu Master” is 2-0 in his latest UFC stint, most recently choking out Cody McKenzie at Fight for the Troops 2 in January. He’ll try to make it three in a row against Sam Stout tomorrow night on the Spike Prelims Live portion of UFC 131: Dos Santos vs. Carwin.

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lolatyou- June 11, 2011 at 1:29 am
I dare you to make a gif yourself and not post one everyones already seen from over a year ago. Ownt?
WK- June 10, 2011 at 10:08 pm
Rashad, you card.
Jesus Frijoles- June 10, 2011 at 9:05 pm
Oh I got a plan alright, congtingency plans, fields of overlapping fire and planned escape routes.
Fedor Penn- June 10, 2011 at 7:37 pm
That gif is fantastic!
danomite- June 10, 2011 at 5:59 pm
I've read FoGriff's book on how to survive the apocalypse so I think I'm good to go. Of course, in some zombie mythology we all become zombies when we die regardless of if we are bitten or not. In that case I'm not sure how I would deal with the situation. Would I just shoot myself in the head if I knew I was about to die to avoid becoming a zombie myself. Or would I let myself become one of the undead just to see what life was like on the other side. Of course, zombies lose their consciousness completely so it would probably be more like sleepwalking where you aren't even aware of your actions at the time. So what would be the point then if I wouldn't be able to understand what was happening to me? For all intents and purposes it would be like I had shot myself in the head. There's always the chance that I could be wrong, though, and I would be completely aware of what I was doing as a zombie. But who wants to be so hungry all the time? I guess what I'm trying to say is yeah...I'd fuck a zombie.
Waldizzle- June 10, 2011 at 5:46 pm
RwilsonR Says:
Fri, 06/10/11 - 01:25

One of those looked like James Irvin after he cut to middleweight for the first time.


RSparrow Says:
Fri, 06/10/11 - 03:20

Whoever found that gif deserves an old fashion’

both both got me laughing real hard, ty sir
k-onda- June 10, 2011 at 5:45 pm
@RwilsonR, that Irvin reference! Oh snap! Right on though
Dirt- June 10, 2011 at 4:50 pm
"Pen Fifteen Says:
Fri, 06/10/11 - 12:23
I wonder if he also believes in Santa Claus and female orgasms."

Every one believes in Santa!
RSparrow- June 10, 2011 at 3:20 pm
Whoever found that gif deserves an old fashion'
DangadaDang- June 10, 2011 at 2:01 pm
I live in the mountains and have a closet full of guns. And I don't sleep. I wait.
RwilsonR- June 10, 2011 at 1:25 pm
One of those looked like James Irvin after he cut to middleweight for the first time.
RwilsonR- June 10, 2011 at 1:24 pm
@ Rex - I'm hoarding ammo now. So we are cleared to shoot Zombie Rashad on site, right? Cause I'm not gonna stop to ask questions if I run into that.
hooligun- June 10, 2011 at 1:20 pm
LOL Rashad, classic.
El Famous Burrito- June 10, 2011 at 1:06 pm
The worst thing about Zombie Rashad? He'll wait around forever for his title shot.
El Famous Burrito- June 10, 2011 at 1:05 pm
My plan is to be Jesus Frijoles' butler.
ReX13- June 10, 2011 at 1:01 pm
Hope you assholes have a plan for the Zombiepocalypse.
intercept440- June 10, 2011 at 12:39 pm
Comedy gold
O Chan- June 10, 2011 at 12:36 pm
Holy shit, I just realized that was Rashad Evans... Man, last night was rougher than I thought.
mjsolley- June 10, 2011 at 12:35 pm
Doesnt sound so far "fetched"? BaDaTis!
Fried Taco- June 10, 2011 at 12:30 pm
Of course, Korea is where they eat staph-infected rabid dogs.
Fried Taco- June 10, 2011 at 12:29 pm
I thought Zombies only came from Korea.
Pen Fifteen- June 10, 2011 at 12:23 pm
I wonder if he also believes in Santa Claus and female orgasms.
Lopes- June 10, 2011 at 12:12 pm
That's why I carry a shotgun with me at all times... and a condom.

Some of those zombie broads might be pretty hot, but I don't want zombie AIDS.
just some dong- June 10, 2011 at 12:12 pm
Damn, Rashad Evans makes a pretty good zombie. Was that right after the Machida fight?