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News You Can Use: Rachelle Leah to Expose Erogenous Zones in Playboy

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Former UFC Octagon girl and current UFC TV personality Rachelle Leah has agreed to get naked for the nation’s most respected pornographers: Playboy. Official word came from, which dropped this marvel of concise innuendo on the subject:

Rachelle Leah, the host of UFC® All Access™ has a secret and readers will read it here first. The woman who many fans consider to be the Ultimate Female is confirming rumors she will appear on the cover of the November issue of Playboy! Inside you’ll be treated to a 10-page pictorial of UFC’s favorite girl who’s now all grown up! The former Octagon Girl™ turned show host looks fierce in what can only be described as…well, we guess you’re going to have to see for youself. On newsstands in just 30 days!

Ultimate Female? Does that mean she is officially betrothed to Thunderlips, the Ultimate Male? I hear he’s single now.

Seriously, we couldn’t be happier for Rachelle. Her improbable success story is an inspiration to incredibly attractive young women everywhere, proving that no matter what those other girls at your high school who are totally just jealous say, you can make something of yourself. However, a visit to her website reveals that she’ll have to update her “About” section soon:

She has also been featured inside and on the covers of many magazines, some of which include Maxim, Men’s Fitness, 944, Playboy (clothed), Steppin’ Out, Muscle & Fitness, AXL, Vegas Magazine, and Stuff.

What a proud day it will be when she asks her webmaster to remove that parenthetical qualifier. Lest you think we’re just bandwagon jumpers, allow us to point out that we’ve been ogling Rachelle since waaaaaay back in 2007, son.

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Clay Guida's Overweight Brother- September 14, 2008 at 2:46 pm
lets see her naked!!!!!
HI MY NAMES JOE AND IM ADDICTED TO MARIJUANA- September 13, 2008 at 10:37 pm
I heard that because of tv.s (assuming the channel spike tv), federal pen inmatates are huge mma fans and will probably do unthinkable things to get the issue. Richell should bne happy: in 5-10 years when no one knows her name, she'l have a whole new set of loyal fans coming out
Clay Guida's Hair- September 13, 2008 at 3:07 pm
I can't believe you idiots are arguing about guns. Can you see past the gun and see the hot piece of ass who's holding it? I am the only one typing with his boner on here.

Me- September 13, 2008 at 1:48 am
More lives are saved each year by the use of firearms in response to crime than are taken as a result of crime.

Larry Elder's "Michael & Me" details the facts behind what gun haters refuse to believe.

"Arms in the hands of the citizens may be used at individual discretion for the defense of the country, the overthrow of tyranny or private self-defense."
John Adams


"To preserve liberty it is essential that the whole body of the people always possess arms, and be taught alike, especially when young, how to use them..."
Richard Henry Lee
Me- September 13, 2008 at 1:29 am
"Laws that forbid the carrying of arms... disarm only those who are neither inclined nor determined to commit crimes... Such laws make things worse for the assaulted and better for the assailants; they serve rather to encourage than to prevent homicides, for an unarmed man may be attacked with greater confidence than an armed man."

Jefferson's "Commonplace Book," 1774_1776, quoting from On Crimes and Punishment, by criminologist Cesare Beccaria, 1764


"The balance of power is the scale of peace. The same balance would be preserved were all the world not destitute of arms, for all would be alike; but since some will not, others dare not lay them aside ... Horrid mischief would ensue were one half the world deprived of the use of them ... the weak will become prey to the strong."

Thomas Paine
ikcedar- September 13, 2008 at 12:11 am
what are you all faggots? do you see the bangin chick holdin that peice? she'll put a cap in all your bitch asses
shutupandfight- September 12, 2008 at 10:28 pm
a fukin glue gun.
Markdog- September 12, 2008 at 10:13 pm
Guns are bad, Fuck Off!!
Rob from inside Tito Ortiz's Massive Noggin- September 12, 2008 at 12:39 am
Guns are awesome. Tits are awesome. I'm going to make a song about it now. Make Buy Guy Sell Guns will use it.
Anonymous- September 11, 2008 at 10:50 pm
tanner leah russill in go to the see the yuo poop in the to i and russill
guns are bad- September 11, 2008 at 9:58 pm
hand guns are a blight on our society and should be banned. please stop glamorizing them.
Markdog- September 11, 2008 at 9:06 pm

Great title!!