(Images courtesy of this week’s caption contest.)
Voting — it’s so hot right now. In honor of next week’s election (and to prevent some of the inevitable bitching), we’re gonna go back to having you guys vote for the winners of these things. Remember, two copies of the November issue of Playboy signed by Rachelle herself are on the line, courtesy of Playboy Digital. And the nominees are…
Ted Nutmeg: In a bittersweet moment, Lyoto realized that standing next the chick in the red skirt is the closest he’ll ever come to scoring a knockout in the UFC.
PHISTAKUFFS: “Tito better be careful parking the car!”
RTS: Chick 1: “My man is a technician in bed.”
Chick 2: “Sounds great!”
Chick 1: “It’s actually quite boring.”
Chick 2: “My man is a knock out artist.”
Chick 1: “That sounds good.”
Chick 2: “He only lasts a minute, if that.”
Baba: Somewhere, Anderson and Thiago Silva are laughing in the midst of a Timberland shoot.
The king adrock: For the first time in career, Machida pressed the action.
JTho: After three grueling days and countless different models, the photographer was finally able to keep Alexander’s knees from buckling, and Machida from back pedaling out of the shot.
JoseMonkey: This photo was taken just moments after someone yelled, “Hey douchebag!”
Jordan: “Ok, next question….what the fuck are you looking at?”
Geriatric Peon: The Transvestite Realization Face
Horror Fighter: “All right, take ‘em off. It’s time to do the Condom Depot photos now.”
Cast your vote in the poll on the right side of the page. The two captions with the most votes by 8 a.m. ET on Monday win magazines. You are welcome to cast write-in votes in the comments section below, but if they aren’t shown above, they probably weren’t that funny. So please do your civic duty as a CagePotato reader, and good luck to all the nominees!
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Comments
Thu, 10/30/08 - 12:12
JTho has the best comment.
Thu, 10/30/08 - 12:14
JTho Hands down the funniest... not much competition though.
Thu, 10/30/08 - 12:15
Horror Fighter: “All right, take ‘em off. It’s time to do the Condom Depot photos now.” hands down best.
Thu, 10/30/08 - 12:18
Gonna have to go with Jtho
Thu, 10/30/08 - 12:19
JoseMonkey: This photo was taken just moments after someone yelled, “Hey douchebag!” I literally started laughing so hard I thought I was going to wake my wife and kids up. Winner!!!
Thu, 10/30/08 - 12:25
Hey Bens - Where the hell do I vote? The only poll I see is "Who's the best fighter currently unranked in our Power Rankings page?"
Thu, 10/30/08 - 12:26
Jtho.... lmao
Thu, 10/30/08 - 12:27
Alright... who's gonna comment "The only poll I see is the one in Shitwhistle's mouth" Beat ya to it, ya jerks.
Thu, 10/30/08 - 12:32
Come on, Higgz -- throw me a vote! (So far, I'm the only one who voted for myself!)
Thu, 10/30/08 - 12:33
PHISTAKUFFS: “Tito better be careful parking the car!”
Thu, 10/30/08 - 12:35
@ shitwhistle: Hmm...try hard-refreshing the page. If that doesn't work, clear your cache and restart your browser.
Thu, 10/30/08 - 12:36
gonna have to give it ti shitwhistle now! congratulations! Just when I thought you couldn't get any dumber, you go and do something like this... and totally redeem yourself!
Thu, 10/30/08 - 12:37
PHISTAKUFFS: “Tito better be careful parking the car!” This is a slam dunk to me. The rest are just ok. This one had me laughing outloud.
Thu, 10/30/08 - 12:50
JoseMonkey - Sorry, I didn't see the poll. I voted for you.
Thu, 10/30/08 - 01:06
Damn, damn, Damn! Collector Edition Pornography eludes me again. :(
Thu, 10/30/08 - 01:10
yep yep musta had a cookie
Thu, 10/30/08 - 01:15
jtho
Thu, 10/30/08 - 01:19
The nominees are actually pretty good this time... But there is a obvius winner here though.
Thu, 10/30/08 - 01:31
WOOT! finally made it to one of the vote offs
Thu, 10/30/08 - 01:32
JTHO is the winner
Thu, 10/30/08 - 01:35
"JoseMonkey: This photo was taken just moments after someone yelled, “Hey douchebag!” Yup, thats the only one I LOL'ed on. That should win it. Its a caption contest of the funniest right? Not most clever. Lets keep it real. JoseMonkey WINS!!!1!
Thu, 10/30/08 - 01:42
Josemonkey
Thu, 10/30/08 - 01:46
Yeah I agree with Fenix, Jose monkeys is the only one I actually laughed on. JoseMonkey
Thu, 10/30/08 - 02:47
I've been a finalist or honorable mention in every caption contest that I've ever entered -- but I've never actually won. Can I get a partipation trophy for consistency, at least?
Thu, 10/30/08 - 03:11
Jtho, good job man!
Thu, 10/30/08 - 03:13
Horror fighter, first is the worst second is the best, remember that.
Thu, 10/30/08 - 03:26
JoseMonkey by landslide...
Thu, 10/30/08 - 03:27
JoseMonkey wins it.
Thu, 10/30/08 - 03:33
Horror fighter
Thu, 10/30/08 - 03:33
JTho
Thu, 10/30/08 - 03:34
JTho should win.
Thu, 10/30/08 - 03:36
This shit is fixed.
Thu, 10/30/08 - 03:37
JoseMonkey!!!!
Thu, 10/30/08 - 03:45
FTW!
Thu, 10/30/08 - 03:49
GERIATRIC PEON!!!!!!!......... wait, why are we yelling out names?
Thu, 10/30/08 - 03:57
jtho`s is the funniest
Thu, 10/30/08 - 04:28
"HEY! Do those Lugz come in men's too? - Hit the gas mom. JUST FUCKING DRIVE!!!"
Thu, 10/30/08 - 04:52
Is everyone that's voicing their opinions in the comments actually voting (over there on the right side)? I'm feeling the love in the comments, but I'm only 3rd in the polling!
Thu, 10/30/08 - 05:01
RTS and JTho? These aren't even funny! Jose Monkey all the way man!!! Thats the only one that made me LMAO! Redonk!
Thu, 10/30/08 - 05:16
the most press these undercards have seen in a long time
Thu, 10/30/08 - 05:34
So Houston, what are you and Lyoto doing in preperation as you are about to cross swords.....?
Thu, 10/30/08 - 05:44
Ted Nutmeg.
Thu, 10/30/08 - 06:07
none- mine was better than all of these- this potato is baked!
Fri, 10/31/08 - 06:06
those kind of suck
Tue, 09/27/11 - 06:14
Wow, I hope she never needs a Pro Bono Divorce Lawyers for making me jealous
Fri, 09/30/11 - 02:40
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