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Rachelle Leah/Playboy Caption Contest: Voting Is Open

(Images courtesy of this week’s caption contest.)

Voting — it’s so hot right now. In honor of next week’s election (and to prevent some of the inevitable bitching), we’re gonna go back to having you guys vote for the winners of these things. Remember, two copies of the November issue of Playboy signed by Rachelle herself are on the line, courtesy of Playboy Digital. And the nominees are…

Ted Nutmeg: In a bittersweet moment, Lyoto realized that standing next the chick in the red skirt is the closest he’ll ever come to scoring a knockout in the UFC.

PHISTAKUFFS: “Tito better be careful parking the car!”

RTS: Chick 1: “My man is a technician in bed.”
Chick 2: “Sounds great!”
Chick 1: “It’s actually quite boring.”
Chick 2: “My man is a knock out artist.”
Chick 1: “That sounds good.”
Chick 2: “He only lasts a minute, if that.”

Baba: Somewhere, Anderson and Thiago Silva are laughing in the midst of a Timberland shoot.

The king adrock: For the first time in career, Machida pressed the action.

JTho: After three grueling days and countless different models, the photographer was finally able to keep Alexander’s knees from buckling, and Machida from back pedaling out of the shot.

JoseMonkey: This photo was taken just moments after someone yelled, “Hey douchebag!”

Jordan: “Ok, next question….what the fuck are you looking at?”

Geriatric Peon: The Transvestite Realization Face

Horror Fighter: “All right, take ‘em off. It’s time to do the Condom Depot photos now.”

Cast your vote in the poll on the right side of the page. The two captions with the most votes by 8 a.m. ET on Monday win magazines. You are welcome to cast write-in votes in the comments section below, but if they aren’t shown above, they probably weren’t that funny. So please do your civic duty as a CagePotato reader, and good luck to all the nominees!

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mrwonderful- September 27, 2011 at 6:14 pm
Wow, I hope she never needs a Pro Bono Divorce Lawyers for making me jealous
Luis- October 31, 2008 at 6:06 pm
those kind of suck
myke- October 30, 2008 at 6:07 pm
none- mine was better than all of these- this potato is baked!
Rumbler- October 30, 2008 at 5:44 pm
Ted Nutmeg.
Shane-O- October 30, 2008 at 5:34 pm
So Houston, what are you and Lyoto doing in preperation as you are about to cross swords.....?
McGraw- October 30, 2008 at 5:16 pm
the most press these undercards have seen in a long time
????????- October 30, 2008 at 5:01 pm
RTS and JTho? These aren't even funny! Jose Monkey all the way man!!! Thats the only one that made me LMAO!

JoseMonkey- October 30, 2008 at 4:52 pm
Is everyone that's voicing their opinions in the comments actually voting (over there on the right side)?

I'm feeling the love in the comments, but I'm only 3rd in the polling!
Beqwith- October 30, 2008 at 4:28 pm
"HEY! Do those Lugz come in men's too? - Hit the gas mom. JUST FUCKING DRIVE!!!"
Anonymous- October 30, 2008 at 3:57 pm
jtho`s is the funniest
Geriatric Peon- October 30, 2008 at 3:49 pm
GERIATRIC PEON!!!!!!!......... wait, why are we yelling out names?
NICK DIAZ FOR PREZ...HOMEY!!- October 30, 2008 at 3:45 pm
JoeDaddyS- October 30, 2008 at 3:37 pm
Jay Smith- October 30, 2008 at 3:36 pm
This shit is fixed.
Terrakilla- October 30, 2008 at 3:34 pm
JTho should win.
Kevbo- October 30, 2008 at 3:33 pm
Very Elusive- October 30, 2008 at 3:33 pm
Horror fighter
michael- October 30, 2008 at 3:27 pm
JoseMonkey wins it.
michael- October 30, 2008 at 3:26 pm
JoseMonkey by landslide...
Jimma- October 30, 2008 at 3:13 pm
Horror fighter, first is the worst second is the best, remember that.
Jimma- October 30, 2008 at 3:11 pm
Jtho, good job man!
Horror Fighter- October 30, 2008 at 2:47 pm
I've been a finalist or honorable mention in every caption contest that I've ever entered -- but I've never actually won. Can I get a partipation trophy for consistency, at least?
MMAFreak- October 30, 2008 at 1:46 pm
Yeah I agree with Fenix, Jose monkeys is the only one I actually laughed on.

Anonymous- October 30, 2008 at 1:42 pm
Fenix- October 30, 2008 at 1:35 pm
"JoseMonkey: This photo was taken just moments after someone yelled, “Hey douchebag!”

Yup, thats the only one I LOL'ed on. That should win it. Its a caption contest of the funniest right? Not most clever. Lets keep it real. JoseMonkey WINS!!!1!