Only 196 entries, guys? Seriously? It would have killed you to break 200?
On the real, though, the response to this one was mind-blowing. There’s no way we can just pick one winner, so we’ll call out our 10 favorites, and leave it up to you. Here are the finalists:
devilmonkey: We all have our cross to bear.
Ouch! That hurts: “and God, why in my time of troubles were there only one set of footprints in the Chili’s?”
Horror Fighter: “Lethal Weapon 5: This Time It’s Different Because the White Guy’s the Old One and the Black Guy’s the Crazy One.” (Ed. note: I chopped off the first half of this entry in the interest of brevity. You understand.)
Matt Herpes: This is what happens when you don’t put Rampage’s dressing on the side.
Savalas: 20 minutes later, the man that Rampage body-slammed tragically lost his food-baby.
baba: After his twelfth Awesome Blossom, Rampage has trouble distinguishing between his steel chain necklace and the waitstaff.
killa: okay…you can have the booth
Dollar Hot Dogs: disgruntled postal worker on a Rampage? Total cliche.
Markdog: “I bet you my next fight don’t go to no decision. I bet my whole purse, and this big dude on it!”
Charles Fuller: man i want those gloves. (Ed note: If you don’t think any of the above finalists are funny, feel free to vote for this one as a form of protest.)