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Rampage Caption Contest: The Finalists

Only 196 entries, guys? Seriously? It would have killed you to break 200?

On the real, though, the response to this one was mind-blowing. There’s no way we can just pick one winner, so we’ll call out our 10 favorites, and leave it up to you. Here are the finalists:

devilmonkey: We all have our cross to bear.

Ouch! That hurts: “and God, why in my time of troubles were there only one set of footprints in the Chili’s?”

Horror Fighter: “Lethal Weapon 5: This Time It’s Different Because the White Guy’s the Old One and the Black Guy’s the Crazy One.” (Ed. note: I chopped off the first half of this entry in the interest of brevity. You understand.)

Matt Herpes: This is what happens when you don’t put Rampage’s dressing on the side.

Savalas: 20 minutes later, the man that Rampage body-slammed tragically lost his food-baby.

baba: After his twelfth Awesome Blossom, Rampage has trouble distinguishing between his steel chain necklace and the waitstaff.

killa: okay…you can have the booth

Dollar Hot Dogs: disgruntled postal worker on a Rampage? Total cliche.

Markdog: “I bet you my next fight don’t go to no decision. I bet my whole purse, and this big dude on it!”

Charles Fuller: man i want those gloves. (Ed note: If you don’t think any of the above finalists are funny, feel free to vote for this one as a form of protest.)

Do your voting in the poll over there on the right, and we’ll announce the winner of those badass TapouT cage gloves (courtesy of GroundAndPound.com) this time tomorrow.

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Anon- August 14, 2008 at 3:50 am
nice!
( devilmonkey: We all have our cross to bear. )
Horror Fighter- August 13, 2008 at 12:26 pm
I was going to congratulate Markdog on winning (and beating me badly in the process), but BJ burst into my office and interrupted me.

Thanks to Rocksteady28 for showing me a little love. Since I received one positive post, I am now technically more popular on Cage Potato than Tito Ortiz.
Markdog- August 13, 2008 at 12:20 pm
And thank for whoever voted 4 me. Sorry Hot Dogs, I really did think yours was funny.
Markdog- August 13, 2008 at 11:30 am
YYYYEEEEEEEEEEEEESSSSSSSSSSS!!! THANK YOU BEN & BEN, and www.GroundandPound.com

You guys are now on my Top Ten Pound for Pound Coolest People on the Fucking Planet List!!!
MGillis- August 13, 2008 at 12:29 am
My Fav wasnt chosen...

JoseMonkey "Rampage uses a local pub patron to illustrate exactly how big Forrest Griffin’s ears are." was the best
Charles Fuller- August 13, 2008 at 12:18 am
This poll is bologna, someones cheating. Obviously I have the greatest following and should wear the gloves.
UFC fan- August 12, 2008 at 11:40 pm
I thought mine was funnier, and more original.
Oh well, who cares then.
Launchpad Mctap aka CB Dollaway- August 12, 2008 at 10:02 pm
Did God make you do THAT too?!
Rocksteady28- August 12, 2008 at 8:37 pm
I thought Horror Fighter's was good...
Jay- August 12, 2008 at 8:20 pm
Rampage: "Hey Randy how come every time we get into a fight you gotta hit up on the black dudes and i gotta carry the white guys to safety, whats up with that!"
Psssh!- August 12, 2008 at 7:35 pm
What a shitsack of a list. I hope the CagePotato douche who picked these dies of AIDs. You wouldn't know funny if Cecil Peoples tried to explain it to you.
Me- August 12, 2008 at 6:26 pm
Wow Anon, wow. Just kinda went right over your head didn't it?!?
bpd- August 12, 2008 at 5:12 pm
Put me down for Dollar Hot Dogs.

My caption never registered, but it wouldn't have made it anyway.

("I got a delivery for the night manager... one fat Joey Slotnick?"
Myles Kilometers- August 12, 2008 at 4:51 pm
It appears people figured out they could clear their cookies and vote as many times as they like. I've never seen 310 people participate in anything around here...so shenanigans...give Fuller the gloves and make him wear them on his feet for my amusement.
Charles Fuller- August 12, 2008 at 4:39 pm
cmon guys im really close to getting those gloves that i want so bad
Aaron- August 12, 2008 at 4:32 pm
Baba's is funny. After 12 Awesome Blosoms, most would be dead of indigestion and wouldn't be able to stand up let alone lift somebody else.

Sorry, but Dollar Hotdog's postal comment while cliche is not funny at all.
croark1- August 12, 2008 at 4:03 pm
Charles Fuller has my vote... Remind me next time to post something extremely stupid so I will be a finalist...
asdf- August 12, 2008 at 4:02 pm
markdog
Nina- August 12, 2008 at 3:39 pm
Holla at Markdog!! You are a true master piece so get ready to wear them with pride, Master. Stop hateing on the "Markdog" faggots!!!
Ronnie Dobbs- August 12, 2008 at 3:21 pm
Odd that Markdog has 64 votes and no posts mentioning his masterpiece. BS. Dollar Hot Dogs deserves it.
Anonymous- August 12, 2008 at 3:03 pm
i go with devil monkey by unanimous decision. we all have a cross to bear.
BIG CHRIS- August 12, 2008 at 3:02 pm
Go Fuller!!!! all of these suck!!
BigJoe- August 12, 2008 at 2:52 pm
These are all weak. BOO!
Anonymous- August 12, 2008 at 2:44 pm
Charles Fuller, fo sho.
M@TT- August 12, 2008 at 2:32 pm
but did anybody notice the sweet guillotine set-up in the picture.......?
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