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Rampage Has a New Tattoo

(Photo courtesy of Combat Lifestyle.)

Quinton "Rampage" Jackson got himself a new tattoo to celebrate his win over Wanderlei Silva at UFC 92.  And look, it has a religious theme.  That’s…that’s good.  For those of you unfamiliar with Christianity, that’s Rampage’s The Lord’s Prayer inked on the old forearm there.  Just as long as he’s getting his eight hours of sleep a night and three squares a day, have at it, big guy.

Also, remember in the great article on Rampage in The Atlantic where David Samuels describes Jackson’s endearing habit of slapping people, just as a goof?  Seems like he’s still doing that.

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Anonymous- January 17, 2009 at 8:41 pm
thats not even rampages arm.So even if he did get the lords prayer tattooed that not a picture of it.For one the guy in the pic skin is to light and it looks like in the pic that that tattoo is on his left arm and on rampages left are there is a black panther and not that damn pyramid and the this is not a pic of Rampages tat.
God- January 8, 2009 at 9:41 am
Even I think your a fucktard, Mr. Wilderness. Have you even fucking MET Jesus? He is a pain in the ass and he doesnt even shower daily.. the fucker cant even keep his room clean. How would you know how satisfying it would be to meet an unappreciative asshole who racks up his phone bill with text messages, and downloads porn on the heavenly BitTorrent P2P network? Fuck him is what I say.
The voice in the wilderness- January 8, 2009 at 7:47 am
The Old Testament is very important, and not to condemn anyone for anything, That is not the purpose of the bible....the Bible isn't to condemn the world, it is simply there to point us to Jesus. Religion will condemn you, religion will drain the life out of you and leave you for dead, but when you come in contact with Jesus, it is like an oasis in the middle of the desert....completly satisfying.
Anonymous- January 8, 2009 at 5:52 am
I thought Rampage was black? Looks like a white guy's arm to me....
He try to kill me, i will return the favor- January 8, 2009 at 12:27 am
Even fighters are not immune to horrible misinterpretation of religion…. I wonder if Rampage has been reading his old testament? I actually wonder if Rampage can read?

Leviticus 19:28 – “Ye shall not make any cuttings in your flesh for the dead, nor print any marks upon you: I am the LORD

Q: But isn’t the Old Testament out-dated and unimportant?
A: Maybe, unless you require literature to condemn the gays.

1 Chapter previous

Leviticus 18:22 You shall not lie with a male as with a woman; such a thing is an abomination.

Fucking Hippocrates
Give me a t-shirt.... I'm way to cheap to buy one but i'll rep that shit hard

Clue-by-Four- January 7, 2009 at 8:50 pm
Ok, as far as typos go, that's pretty damn funny.
Clue-by-Four- January 7, 2009 at 8:43 pm
Rampage should tattoo the helpful hints from Chris Rocks "How to Not Get Your Ass Licked by the Police" on his other arm.
Anonymous- January 7, 2009 at 5:46 pm
Is that directions to his house for when he wigs out again.
Anonymous- January 7, 2009 at 4:44 pm
LOL surfin dave
a cross would have sufficed rampage. seriously but w/e floats your boat.
rex quan dow- January 7, 2009 at 4:39 pm
i am sure the lord was happy you nearly killed wandy.why do mma fighters bible bash when they go to the pearly gates the almighty says what is the meaning of life.what is rampage gona say speeding round in a monster truck nearly killing people and kicking shit out of people for thy daily bread. is god gona say come on in homie.FORGET ABOUT IT he gona be satans street hooker.
matt hughes- January 7, 2009 at 4:22 pm
i new he had the first 2 rounds but i had the lord on my side so i had no doubt.
God- January 7, 2009 at 3:28 pm
Ok ok ok

It is true, the Holy Ghost (me) did impregnate the Virgin Mary

A ghost needs to get its fuck on too, right?

God- January 7, 2009 at 2:22 pm
Mark 11:24 (King James Version)

"Therefore I say unto you, What things soever ye desire, when ye pray, believe that ye receive them, and ye shall have them."

Not if your a Rampage or Brock Lesnar fan !! Rashaad has been on my answered prayer list for a while too. Hes a cool nigga.

God- January 7, 2009 at 2:19 pm
The best was when Brock Lesnar said "God Bless You" and pointed up to me. I love blessing myself. Thank you Brock, thank you very much. I am a fan of Brock, that is why I answered all the prayers of the people who prayed for Brock to win. Fuck Randy Couture. I shit on prayers that requested a W for his sorry ass.
Chinstroker- January 7, 2009 at 2:07 pm
I never really understood why so many fighters rush to praise god at the end of a fight. More than most they know how much self reliance and personal hard work it takes to get to the top of their game. After all the months of training and preparation they still feel the need to thank someone else for their own outstanding efforts.

Anyway, is it just me or does Rampage's arm look a little white in that pic?
God- January 7, 2009 at 1:58 pm
Fuck you all.

1) KG is right, religion is bullshit and I love watching my creatures argue over religion that I never had a part in, its like my own personal Jerry Springer show

2) TUF Guy loves working fulltime as a fluffer, sucking penis from 8am - 5pm

3) MMA kicks ass (literally)

4) Rampage is my bitch, I always wanted to destroy cars in Newport Beach, CA ... but didnt want to tarnish my holy image. Thank you, street soldier.

5) Voice in the wilderness: This is God, stop masturbating.
Jay Smith- January 7, 2009 at 1:36 pm
I posted earlier as TUF Guy making fun of him, and forgot to change my user name back. Gottl love it!
Jay Smith- January 7, 2009 at 1:29 pm
GottA love it. I'm all discombobulated (is that how you spell that shit?)
TUF Guy- January 7, 2009 at 1:29 pm
@ all
The voice in the wilderness is right. I've experienced that love, and I can only hope that my children experience that love as well.
I would rather live as though "HE" is real, die and find out he is not than to live as though "HE" is not real, die and find out that he is, and be greeted by him and shown what I typed about him on this site. God bless us all!!!
KG- January 7, 2009 at 1:28 pm
@Rumple Foreskin

..And God just allowed you to post that comment so that same scenario will happen to your first born child or a family member one day.. karma is a bitch, you just jinxed yourself.
Perdew- January 7, 2009 at 1:02 pm
you clearly believe in god Jugger or, you wouldn't be paying your respects with the fucking majuscule at the beginning of god.
Jugger- January 7, 2009 at 12:49 pm
You look at the life, death, love, beauty, human nature, hate, famine, gluttony, excesses, pitifulness, chaos, violence, hope, hopelessness, perfection, imperfection, simplicity, complexity, stupidity, intelligence, just-deserts, injustice, integrity, wickedness, good and evil and you think:

a) Obviously, there is no God.
b) Obviously, there is a God.
Rumple Foreskin- January 7, 2009 at 12:20 pm
@KG, God cured your cancer so you could be around when you little kid gets hit by the UPS truck.
Walrus- January 7, 2009 at 12:19 pm
God, why is there always some atheist with a stick up his ass and a vendetta for anyone who doesn't share his opinion? Please, your opinion has been clear and you haven't disproven anyone's belief.

The voice in the wilderness- January 7, 2009 at 12:16 pm
It sounds like you have gone through a lot of stuff, it also sounds like you are a very strong person, and I can respect everything you have gone through and accomplished in life. All I can say is this, whatever you might have experienced with church and religion, and all the hurt you might have gone through, and confusion you might feel about certain things and questions you might have, they still cannot seperate you from God's love...even feeling the way you feel right now and the way you see things he would still die for you all over has nothing to do with any church, or sunday school you went to as a kid and it has everything to do with his eternal compassion. He loves you and that love is always there, all you have to do is accept it. I don't think you have ever experienced the love of God, even being raised in church, you have never came in true contact with it, but once you do you will never be the same.