sloths funny photos album covers
Iconic Album Covers Replaced With Sloths

“Rampage” Jackson Stays Out of Jail, Gets Probation For Reckless Driving Freakout


(Nothing says ‘law-abiding citizen’ like a mohawk in court.)

You can officially cross legal issues off the list of things that may keep “Rampage” Jackson from returning to the UFC, at least for now. An Orange County judge struck down his felony conviction for evading police and – get this – congratulated him for a job well done successfully completing 200 hours of community service in penance for misdemeanor reckless driving. Just goes to show you that a wild chase that ends with police drawing their guns on you and ordering you to the pavement can still end with an ‘atta boy’ from a judge, as long as you carry it the right way.

‘Page vowed to stay out of trouble from now on, telling the OC Register, “I don’t see myself doing anything crazy again…I want to be a positive role model.” Jackson’s lawyer said his community service consisted of seminars with young people and Marines, and he did more than the amount required by the court.

The mohawk gave Jackson the rare chance to use his court appearance to plug his upcoming "A-Team" movie, saying he had to keep rocking it since filming is still ongoing, adding “it’s going to be a great movie, (especially) for fans of the TV series.” That is, except for those fans of the TV series who will inevitably feel that their happy childhood memories have been brutally raped.

Cagepotato Comments

Showing 1-25 of comments

comments
Sort by : Show hidden comments
831 Son- January 10, 2010 at 9:31 am
Go cry more you pussy. Get over it loser.
Dmonicideals- January 10, 2010 at 9:08 am
Just further proof that the merican "justice" system is a joke. All it takes is a little money and some connected friends and it doesn't matter what you do. Take a life, terrorize pedestrians, endager the lives of THOUSANDS of people, and the judge CONGRATULATES you for completing the 200 hours of community service, which likely included alot of standing around signing autographs............ WHAT A FUCKING JOKE. FUCK HAMPAGE, I HOPE HE GETS KILLED BY A DRUNK DRIVER IN A POLICE CHASE.
robthom- January 9, 2010 at 2:33 pm
Thats one of the few surefire ways in murica to stay out of jail and get your cake and eat it too,
get in a movie.

As if a guy playing Mr.T in a big budget hollywood remake wasn't getting off scott free in hollywood.

You'd have as much luck trying to sue George Clooney.
kbomb- January 9, 2010 at 2:44 am
took a class w/ this judge in law school. a great guy.
Dr Garbo- January 8, 2010 at 10:53 pm
I pity the fool that drinks a bunch of energy drinks, hops into a monster truck, goes on a high speed chase, and causes a miscarriage sucka...

ataboy robocop
Seoul Brother- January 8, 2010 at 5:21 pm
However he did not vow to stop making shitty movies. It wouldn't surprise me to see him try and remake "Action Jackson" or "Dolemite."
Miles- January 8, 2010 at 5:21 pm
I would pay good money to see the episode of Cops that features Rampage going on a rampage.
Organ Donor- January 8, 2010 at 4:46 pm
Didn't a pregnant woman lose her baby because of his rampage? If so he's lucky not to be charged with manslaughter.

Maybe he just gave her one of his babies and they called it good.
Robocop Didnt Tap- January 8, 2010 at 4:46 pm
I pity the fool that didn't make this joke before me!
for the love of mma- January 8, 2010 at 4:33 pm
WOW he looks like a little Brett Rogers !!!! Walmart employee of the month!!!
parchy mcthirst- January 8, 2010 at 3:47 pm
fucked up, the system is fail
Get Off Me- January 8, 2010 at 3:27 pm
That's the best courtroom/UFC pic I have ever seen.
CagePotatoMMA