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Rampage & Suga: Keyboard Warriors IRL

…and that was the moment that they realized that your momma jokes would no longer suffice.

While I was busy spending six hours with Twitter yesterday, I saw that Rampage and Rashad were jawing at one another again.

(That’s right, i spotted this completely on my own, and CP regular MyFightWiffaCheeto had nothing to do with it.  If he says different, i’ll feud with him on Twitter until the whole internet takes sides and someone is embarrassed for life.  Your move, Cheeto.)

While most of us assumed that much of the trash talking between these two in the leadup to their fight at UFC 114 was manufactured for The Ultimate Fighter and the pay per view main event, i tend to believe that these two really don’t like one another.

Read on to find out something about Rashad you probably didn’t know (and now will never forget), witness his attempt at squashing the beef with Rampage in order to focus on common enemy Jon Jones, and watch how quickly things go downhill.

Once you’re done snickering, leave us a comment:  who had their feeling hurt first?

**NOTE:  I DID NOT MAKE ANY OF THIS UP.  This is an actual conversation that pretty much illustrates that you can’t make up things that are funnier than real life.**

[RX]

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MyFightWiffaCheeto- June 30, 2011 at 8:17 pm
@DizzyLittleLord

Who gives a shit? Ben didn't even write this. Also, I am not a child.

@ReX

You do haz a larger interwebz army, but minez fights Durtier.
Dizzylittlelord- June 30, 2011 at 1:24 pm
what the fuck the cheeto kid got a shoutout about this story but when i message ben on facebook telling him about chael sonnens tweets and theres a story about it i get fuck all - die of aids ben... also i dont think rampage has the mental capacity to actually reply to too many of rashads jokes
NotReadyStatus- June 30, 2011 at 5:49 am
Ha ha! That is a pretty funny trade-off. I call it a draw, because I simply can not give Rashad a pass on his "Special Ed." confession. He opened the door and said "Please ridicule me"! He will be hearing about his special education days from now until death.
Nut Puncher 9000- June 30, 2011 at 3:18 am
Rampage is the one fighting for the title next. Game. Set. Match.
Big Shafty- June 29, 2011 at 11:36 pm
Rampage is my boy but the Weekend at Bernie's joke had me rollin
RaginAsian- June 29, 2011 at 11:01 pm
Rashad left his camp over a fight that never happened, therefore he loses every battle, imo.
slummy- June 29, 2011 at 7:58 pm
Rampage's fights have become boring because everyone is scared of his hands. Rashad I'm looking your way..........
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edhedicus- June 29, 2011 at 5:41 pm
I think that Rashad forgets that he got knocked out by a karate man, and Page got KTFO by the scariest man in the world, at that time....
Fatty McDickbutts- June 29, 2011 at 5:41 pm
Thanks for the heads up, Mr. RX. Forever in your servitude #LearnedSomethingTodayKinda.
Steve W- June 29, 2011 at 4:59 pm
This is hysterical! They're going back and forth with bad breath and balls in your mouth and following that up with funny Photoshops.

These are two grown men! They're both fathers! They're going back and forth with "dozens" like a couple of sixth graders. I'm waiting for "yo mama's so fat!" This is so juvenile, it's awesome!

Also, shouldn't these two be spending time training for two hungry young fighters instead of trading insults and Photoshops on the internet?

At the rate they're going, they will be fighting each other again...on the undercard of Jones vs Davis.
Shaky- June 29, 2011 at 4:30 pm
Rashad wins for "don't hold your breath #insertbreathjoke". I mean the guy punned off Rampage's favourite insult, it's like a double, triple, something whammy.
RwilsonR- June 29, 2011 at 4:04 pm
They both got some good shots in. I'd watch their fight again. I was at the first one a year ago, and it was fucking boring. But Rampage looked like crap that night. I think he'd easily take the second fight. If he weren't in such bad shape, Rashad wouldn't have been able to push him against the fence the entire fight. Rampage's hands are way better than Rashad's, and Rashad's wrestling is incredibly overrated.
RSparrow- June 29, 2011 at 3:59 pm
Both of them have had some pretty fucking boring fights lately... including their own
ReX13- June 29, 2011 at 3:38 pm
Fatty >> the hashtags are how conversations are organized in Twitter. If you click on any hashtag, it will bring up (in theory) all the other Tweets that have that same hashtag. #PrettyCoolHuh #TheMoreYouKnow
macreadysshack- June 29, 2011 at 3:18 pm
These guys should fight once a year, every year until one of them is dead. It should always be the same day and we shall call that day . . . Fesitivus. I think these two could go do five tours of duty on the front lines in the same squad and still not like each other.
ColinTimberlake- June 29, 2011 at 3:18 pm
They must have read the Keyboard Warrior series on here and become really inspired by it.
KarmaAteMyCat- June 29, 2011 at 3:12 pm
OH man thats really fucking funny. I got Rampage on this one that picture was epic.
Fatty McDickbutts- June 29, 2011 at 2:44 pm
Can somebody explain the fucking hash-marks to me?
ruffles- June 29, 2011 at 2:00 pm
#insertdeeznutsinyomouth

Hahahahahaha!
Hesh to Steel- June 29, 2011 at 1:52 pm
Weekend at bernies line was classic. Don't really have any desire to see these guys fight again, though.
ReX13- June 29, 2011 at 1:37 pm
the funniest thing to me is that despite Rampage throwing Rashad's offer back in his teeth, Suga stayed cool. Rampage got upset when 'Shad tweeted the special ed pic, then shit got real.

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that's just me though
Lopes- June 29, 2011 at 1:25 pm
Weekend at Bernie's > The Stanky Leg

Advantage - Rashad.
BONGTAR- June 29, 2011 at 1:24 pm
I score that bout 30-27 in favor of Rashad
irish brawler- June 29, 2011 at 1:07 pm
hahaha rashad won this round forsure "wandy had you doin the bernie through the ropes"
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