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Randleman Accepts Whitehead Fight at “Lawler vs. Shields”


(By the way, it’s perfectly natural to have thighs like that. Diet and exercise, people.)

After announcing that he would fight anybody at any time in Strikeforce, then turning down a fight against Rafael "Feijao" Cavalcante, then threatening the lives of all the keyboard warriors who pointed out the contradiction, Kevin Randleman has changed his mind and accepted a place on Strikeforce’s June 6th "Lawler vs. Shields" card after all. MMA Fanhouse reports that Randleman will be taking on UFC/IFL/Affliction veteran Mike Whitehead, whose sole loss in his last 15 fights came in a decision against Renato Sobral at Affliction: Banned. Whitehead holds notable victories over Ben Rothwell, Travis Fulton, Mark Kerr, and Krzystof Soszynski, and most recently submitted Leo Pla at an M-1 Challenge event last October. With the addition of the Randleman/Whitehead light-heavyweight bout, the lineup for "Lawler vs. Shields" currently looks like this:


MAIN CARD
Robbie Lawler vs. Jake Shields
Nick Diaz vs. Scott Smith
Rafael "Feijao" Cavalcante vs. Jared Hamman
Joe Riggs vs. Phil Baroni
Kevin Randleman vs. Mike Whitehead

PRELIMINARY CARD
Jesse Finney vs. Josh Bumgarner
Tyron “Tabasco” Woodley vs. Sal Woods
Scott Ventimiglia vs. Lucas Lopes
Pat Benson vs. Dave Cochran
Booker DeRousse vs. James Wade

Semi-related: Just five weeks after Miesha Tate and Sarah Kaufman fight at Strikeforce’s May 15th Challengers event in Fresno, the winner will take on Shayna Baszler at the June 19th Challengers event in Kent, Washington.

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?CM- May 8, 2009 at 6:04 pm
hey bonerjams98, Joe Riggs is an awesome fighter, i bet he could beat the crap out of JSP, that dirty greecy franch fuck.
bonerjams98- May 8, 2009 at 11:07 am
when was riggs ever in his prime? and how does someone like him who gets fucked up everytime he enters the cage still fight.
Theslothman- May 8, 2009 at 10:33 am
Jake Shields is like the meat they throw into the lion cage at the zoo, he is going to get MAULED , it'll be big fun.
CAPS DECAPITATOR- May 8, 2009 at 10:31 am
@CAPS LOCKS RALPH
ALSKDJF FUCKING GAAAAAAAR! ILL FUCKING MURDER YOUR BUTTHOLE UNTIL YOU BLEED YOU SON OF A BITCH.

BUT SERIOUSLY, TAKE IT EASY ON MY BUM BUM. TUF GUY WAS ALL UP IN IT A COUPLE NIGHTS AGO AND ITS STILL RAW SO PRETTY PLEASE DONT BANG MY BACK SIDE TO HARD
CAPS LOCKS RALPH- May 8, 2009 at 10:09 am
HOW DARE YOU BRING MY MOTHER INTO THIS! MY BROTHER AND I ARE BOTH MEMBERS OF TEAM QUEST. WE WILL JOIN FORCES AND DESTROY YOU! I WILL POUND CAPS DEPAPITATORS ASS UNTIL ITS RAW AND LOOKS LIKE RAW HAMBURGER!
Anonymous- May 8, 2009 at 10:04 am
the size of randleman's thighs in that pic is exaggerated because he is leaning on the ropes. that doesnt mean he's not a roided out monster though.
TeeReks- May 8, 2009 at 10:02 am
Lol @ CAPS LOCK HAL,

calm down man.
norremo- May 8, 2009 at 9:40 am
CAPS LOCK HAL is a loser. I feel sorry for your mother
The MMA Bowler- May 8, 2009 at 8:53 am
Why r u guys faging upn like Hal. MMA
CAPS DECAPITATOR- May 8, 2009 at 8:47 am
CAPS,
IM COMMING FOR YOU PORK CHOP. GAURD YOUR BEHIND CUSE ONCE I FIND YOU IM GONNA RAPE YOU OVER AND OVER AGAIN, SWEET BOY.
Herpes Legion- May 8, 2009 at 8:40 am
Prove it Hal. Show urself in a Team Qwest photo!

Your a fucking walking STD like your stupid mother...

I know you...
Bubbaduncan- May 8, 2009 at 8:36 am
Bravo Strikeforce. Good card.
CAPS LOCK HAL,- May 8, 2009 at 8:35 am
@Jay Smith
YOU DON'T FUCKING HAVE ANY FUCKING IDEA ABOUTH WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT. JESSE FINNEY FUCKING SUCKS HE HAS NO FUCKING TALENT. I TRAINED WITH THIS GUY AT MY GYM WITH TEAM QUEST AND I FUCKED HIM UP. I FUCKING CHOKED HIM THE FUCK OUT AND HE SHIT HIMSELF. HE FUCKING SUCKS. HE WILL HAVE HIS ASS DESTROYED, MARK MY WORDS YOU DUMB FUCK. DON'T POST SHIT LIKE THAT UNLESS YOU KNOW WHAT THE FUCK YOU ARE TALKING ABOUT FUCKING GOON.
Anonymous- May 8, 2009 at 8:33 am
What's wrong with that picture...Is his ass on backwards?
CAPS LOCK HAL,- May 8, 2009 at 8:31 am
@Oops!
SHUT YOUR FUCKING MOUTH YOU BRAINLESS FAT GOON. YOUR FUCKING OPINION IS WORTHLESS BECAUSE YOU DON'T KNOW SHIT ABOUT MMA. THIS CARD IS FUCKING AWSOME. I CAN TELL THAT FOR A FUCKING FACT BECAUSE I TRAIN WITH TEAM QUEST EVERY DAY. COME TO MY FUCKING GYM AND WILL FUCKING SHOW YOU FAT FUCK WHAT A FUCKING LOSER YOU REALLY ARE. FUCKS LIKE YOU MAKE ME MAD ALL YOU DO IS TALK SHIT ON YOUR COMPUTER BUT YOU CAN'T DO SHIT WHEN IT COMES TO ACTUAL FIGHTING YOU FAT BITCH. K. RANDELMAN IS A FUCKING BEAST AND A SECOND BEST FIGHTER IN THE UNIVERSE NEXT TO JUNNY BROWNING. FUCKING DISAGREE WITH ME AND I'LL FUCK YOU UP FUCING FAG, SHUT THE FUCK UP.
Jay Smith- May 8, 2009 at 8:28 am
I'm from St. Louis and I'm here to tell ya, keep ya eyes on Jesse Finney. He's the hometown hero here, and he's got some skills. I'm excited to see him on this card with all these big names. I've got a buddy whose son (Triston Somers) trains at the same gym as Jesse. WAR St. Louis!!!!!!
Herpes Legion- May 8, 2009 at 8:07 am
I hope Baroni fux up Riggs!
Oops!- May 8, 2009 at 8:03 am
Really? Odd card Nice main Event and Main Card. Very crappy undercard. Ive seen UFC fight night card's with more bite. Still Robbie Lawler vs Shields will make up for it.

Frank Mur- May 8, 2009 at 7:56 am
new caption
"I just shit a human"
Frank Mur- May 8, 2009 at 7:54 am
Randleman's thighs are actually fighting each other on the undercard. Vegas has the right thigh 6 to 1.
Alanis Morissette- May 8, 2009 at 7:48 am
this is actually a totally sweet card
LiverPunch+IndaBolls- May 8, 2009 at 7:26 am
Someone needs to make this the caption photo for the contest.

"My thighs are so big that my dick is inside me! That makes Kevin MAD!"
My Fight Wiffa Cheeto- May 8, 2009 at 7:26 am
"The Monster" sooooooo was not never on 'roids...

: )
GSP's vaseline- May 8, 2009 at 7:20 am
great line up, although i would have preferred to see riggs v baroni 4 years ago in their primes
Caps Pappy- May 8, 2009 at 7:20 am
I'd rather give riggs & baroni microphones.

That would be entertaining!
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