(By the way, it’s perfectly natural to have thighs like that. Diet and exercise, people.)
After announcing that he would fight anybody at any time in Strikeforce, then turning down a fight against Rafael "Feijao" Cavalcante, then threatening the lives of all the keyboard warriors who pointed out the contradiction, Kevin Randleman has changed his mind and accepted a place on Strikeforce’s June 6th "Lawler vs. Shields" card after all. MMA Fanhouse reports that Randleman will be taking on UFC/IFL/Affliction veteran Mike Whitehead, whose sole loss in his last 15 fights came in a decision against Renato Sobral at Affliction: Banned. Whitehead holds notable victories over Ben Rothwell, Travis Fulton, Mark Kerr, and Krzystof Soszynski, and most recently submitted Leo Pla at an M-1 Challenge event last October. With the addition of the Randleman/Whitehead light-heavyweight bout, the lineup for "Lawler vs. Shields" currently looks like this:
MAIN CARD
Robbie Lawler vs. Jake Shields
Nick Diaz vs. Scott Smith
Rafael "Feijao" Cavalcante vs. Jared Hamman
Joe Riggs vs. Phil Baroni
Kevin Randleman vs. Mike Whitehead
PRELIMINARY CARD
Jesse Finney vs. Josh Bumgarner
Tyron “Tabasco” Woodley vs. Sal Woods
Scott Ventimiglia vs. Lucas Lopes
Pat Benson vs. Dave Cochran
Booker DeRousse vs. James Wade
Semi-related: Just five weeks after Miesha Tate and Sarah Kaufman fight at Strikeforce’s May 15th Challengers event in Fresno, the winner will take on Shayna Baszler at the June 19th Challengers event in Kent, Washington.
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commentsALSKDJF FUCKING GAAAAAAAR! ILL FUCKING MURDER YOUR BUTTHOLE UNTIL YOU BLEED YOU SON OF A BITCH.
BUT SERIOUSLY, TAKE IT EASY ON MY BUM BUM. TUF GUY WAS ALL UP IN IT A COUPLE NIGHTS AGO AND ITS STILL RAW SO PRETTY PLEASE DONT BANG MY BACK SIDE TO HARD
calm down man.
IM COMMING FOR YOU PORK CHOP. GAURD YOUR BEHIND CUSE ONCE I FIND YOU IM GONNA RAPE YOU OVER AND OVER AGAIN, SWEET BOY.
Your a fucking walking STD like your stupid mother...
I know you...
YOU DON'T FUCKING HAVE ANY FUCKING IDEA ABOUTH WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT. JESSE FINNEY FUCKING SUCKS HE HAS NO FUCKING TALENT. I TRAINED WITH THIS GUY AT MY GYM WITH TEAM QUEST AND I FUCKED HIM UP. I FUCKING CHOKED HIM THE FUCK OUT AND HE SHIT HIMSELF. HE FUCKING SUCKS. HE WILL HAVE HIS ASS DESTROYED, MARK MY WORDS YOU DUMB FUCK. DON'T POST SHIT LIKE THAT UNLESS YOU KNOW WHAT THE FUCK YOU ARE TALKING ABOUT FUCKING GOON.
SHUT YOUR FUCKING MOUTH YOU BRAINLESS FAT GOON. YOUR FUCKING OPINION IS WORTHLESS BECAUSE YOU DON'T KNOW SHIT ABOUT MMA. THIS CARD IS FUCKING AWSOME. I CAN TELL THAT FOR A FUCKING FACT BECAUSE I TRAIN WITH TEAM QUEST EVERY DAY. COME TO MY FUCKING GYM AND WILL FUCKING SHOW YOU FAT FUCK WHAT A FUCKING LOSER YOU REALLY ARE. FUCKS LIKE YOU MAKE ME MAD ALL YOU DO IS TALK SHIT ON YOUR COMPUTER BUT YOU CAN'T DO SHIT WHEN IT COMES TO ACTUAL FIGHTING YOU FAT BITCH. K. RANDELMAN IS A FUCKING BEAST AND A SECOND BEST FIGHTER IN THE UNIVERSE NEXT TO JUNNY BROWNING. FUCKING DISAGREE WITH ME AND I'LL FUCK YOU UP FUCING FAG, SHUT THE FUCK UP.
"I just shit a human"
"My thighs are so big that my dick is inside me! That makes Kevin MAD!"
: )
That would be entertaining!