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Randy Couture as King Sargon

From Xtreme Couture MMA:

Mark August 19th on your calendar. That’s when “Scorpion King 2? starring Randy comes out on DVD and BluRay.

See how the legend of The Scorpion King began! When a young Mathayus (Michael Copon) witnesses his father’s death at the hands of the king (UFC Champion Randy Couture), his quest for vengeance transforms him into the most feared warrior of the ancient world. From the director of Resident Evil: Extinction and Highlander comes a heroic adventure filled with heart-stopping action and thrilling visual effects!

Interesting…we just assumed that he’d be playing a good guy. But this is even better, because every time Randy is given a villain role, he knocks it right the fuck out the park. Couple more pics after the jump.

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Elk Snot- July 10, 2008 at 3:31 am
Dude, reading off a guy's fight record from Sherdog and pretending you actually watched them doesn't make you an expert.
Randy broke Gonzaga's nose in the first round. He didn't get his arm broken until the second or third, after which he still pounded out a stoppage.
Lastly, the UFC doesn't just hand out "pity" fights. It's a business and they want to make money by putting together big match-ups. Randy may have been an underdog in a lot of them, but his record in big name fights should earn him at least a tad bit of respect, whether you like him or not.
Randy's fucked up ear- July 10, 2008 at 3:21 am
well failed piss test, I would say that just about wraps up, and sums up dany-randys career.
These guys dont see hes a douche, that is THEIR hangup.
Failed Piss Test- July 9, 2008 at 11:37 pm
Owning multiple weight divisions for 20 + years????

Give me a break, have you even looked at Randy's MMA record? He won the heavyweight title in 1997, then walked away from a contact over a dispute over money, fast forward to 2000 when the UFC gives him a immediate shot at the heavyweight title, which he wins, and defends twice against 'superstar' Pedro Rizzo. He then faces Josh Barnett who shit kicks Randy, but Barnett tests positive for roids. Randy then fights Ricco Rodriguez, who forces Randy to submit due to strikes. The UFC again takes pity on poor Randy and gives him an immediate intern title shot against Liddell which Randy wins, and then beats Tito for the real deal. He then loses the title to Belfort, then immediately wins it back from Belfort only to lose it to Liddell in his next fight. He is given a joke fight against Van Arsdale, then another chance at Liddell's belt, which he loses and retires. The UFC again takes pity on poor Randy and gives him a title shot against Tim Sylvia who is planning to over go back surgery, and Randy is 'somehow' able to beat him, and Randy faces Gabriel Gonzaga, and after Gonzaga breaks Randy's arm with a kick, Randy promptly falls on Gonzaga's nose and breaks it, which has Gonzaga choking on his own blood and unable to see. Randy then decides that after all the UFC has done for him in a pattern of immediate title shots, he is not getting paid enough and walks away from a contact that HE SIGNED IN GOOD FAITH??????

Real hero.......
Wow- July 9, 2008 at 10:38 pm
A bullet? Does hiding behind guns make you feel like a man? They make you the opposite of a man. Think about it.
Wow- July 9, 2008 at 8:45 pm
You guys are scary
Randy's fucked up ear- July 9, 2008 at 8:33 pm
Looky looky at all the randy-nuthuggers!
blah blah blah, slurp slurp slurp......
Hes a has-been! hes washed up, he wont fight again, cause he thinks Fucker errr fedor is he destiny.....he sounds like he wants to have gay sex with him instead of fight him.
Randy couture is just like his wife, hes a CUNT as well.
And a whiny crybaby to boot.
and I agree with FEDOR up there, if CUNTure can rip off a bullets arms and stick em up the bullets ass I will worry then, till then his dumbass will assume room temp if he fucks with me. get a grip with that crazy talk about Randy being a threat to me.
The Bloc- July 9, 2008 at 8:00 pm
jeeeeesus, what's with all the Randy idiots sounds like a bunch of broads who just been stood up for a prettier girl.

so he made some weird choices in his career, so fuckin what, that doesnt mean we have to forget everything he did before.
FEDOR- July 9, 2008 at 7:30 pm
LOL randy wouldnt be rippin shit off me, in the cage is one thing, on the street is another. the day i see a bullet get double legged and beat by decision ill shut up
satan- July 9, 2008 at 5:17 pm
To all of the faggot shit talkers that get on here; Randy would rip your fucking arms off and stuff them up your ass. Have you been owning multiple weight classes for 20+ years? didn't think so
Jerkoff- July 9, 2008 at 5:04 pm
Okay, so I have a real question about this movie.

In the movie, for the Scorpion King to become the "most feared warrior of the ancient world" does he only need to kill King Sargon, or does he also have to kill the real power behind the throne, the king's wife, Kim Sargon?

Either way, I bet Kim Sargon is a cunt!
Boneman's right- July 9, 2008 at 3:54 pm
No doubt! I'm sure the movie will suck, but how absolutely removed from reality and completely out of touch with MMA do you have to be to refer to Couture as a "Washed up has been"?? Hey, I heard there is a great Halo 3 match going on.... Only a few more weeks before it's back to high school for you, after all!
Boneman- July 9, 2008 at 3:21 pm
"Washed up has Been?"

Did he lose a fight recently...?

He's older....But not even close to a has been...
Dana White- July 9, 2008 at 3:18 pm
Hey guys this is Dana, just stopping by to say that Randy Couture SUCKS COCK!!!!!!!
Vrax- July 9, 2008 at 1:37 pm
DUDE! When Randy retires he can totally bring back Kojak.
KG- July 9, 2008 at 1:13 pm
Is this a straight to DVD/BluRay release? I dont remember hearing this was in the theaters? Oh yeah, and fuck Randy.. hes a little whiney bitch
C-Bus Allstar- July 9, 2008 at 1:09 pm
Talk all the shit you want about the shitty movie, but I'll admit, when I saw that portrait shot of him, I got a little scared..

rolltide- July 9, 2008 at 12:50 pm

Are you serious? The director of Resident Evil Extinction? I couldn't sit through that movie drunk and high. WTF Randy?
randys fucked up ear- July 9, 2008 at 12:32 pm
hey look everyone! It's an old washed up has-been!
What is this, Halloween for rich ex-superstars who act like spoiled crybaby's?

I thought you only dressed up like captain America.....I can see now its captain douche bag.