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Randy Couture Says Brock Lesnar Is Back in Training

Well look who’s getting name-checked on "Inside MMA."  Ron Kruck references our story on Brock Lesnar‘s ongoing health issues before cutting to Randy Couture, who says he’s spoken with Lesnar and things are looking up for the big man.  If we can believe Couture (and he doesn’t seem the like the type to just make stuff up — that’s Tito Ortiz‘s game), Lesnar is already back in the gym and ought to be Octagon-ready by this spring.  We should probably treat this with the same healthy skepticism we had for "Comprido" Medeiros’ assurance that everything was going to be just fine, but at least it’s encouraging news.

Once again though, we can’t help but wonder what’s with all the secrecy.  If Lesnar really is back in the gym and beating the hell out of poor Chris Tuchscherer again, why wouldn’t he be cool with the world knowing that?  Is this all part of an attempt to fake his own death just to get out of paying taxes?  That’s it, isn’t it?  That sly son of a bitch. 

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Arastmaus- January 11, 2010 at 4:27 pm
I don't have any tattoos.

I'd go on the attack here, but I really like the user name "ghostboner," so I'm going to just chill and let this one go.
mckellion- January 11, 2010 at 5:20 am
@Ghost boner

a ment starting at 205 and am pretty sure by the nevada state commision the limit is 265.5 and yes mir was the same wight as brock lesnar, he weighed in at 264 for his bout against kongo an was lookin in great shape might i add alot bigger, the best shape ive seen him so i agree that 3rd time around mir has a really good chance of defeating him
ghostboner- January 11, 2010 at 12:00 am
@831son - I will give you credit for calling out the lack of coverage on Wec 46. That was an awesome card. Great fights!

P.S. I will retract the credit if you assault me for saying cock chestner.

P.S.S. Cock Chestner.
ghostboner- January 10, 2010 at 11:56 pm
@ skeletor - ha ha is that 2 complete owns in one day? You are getting pretty funny there fella.

@831son & Arastmaus - Sorry guys, but the only thing that is retarded is when a grown man gets a tattoo of a "sword" right between his giant mnoobs. However much I respect Brocks fighting skills, I will mock his cock chest forever, because it deserves to be mocked forever. And no, no one will think you are smart or original because you were the "first" to try to defend brock's cock chest.

So, what lame ass wannabe gansta tattoos do you two have that cause you to try to defend retarded tats with such vehemence? Let me guess, tramp stamps that you got in prison because you assaulted someone for having an opinion? Cause assaulting people is what real hard asses do.
Arastmaus- January 10, 2010 at 10:58 pm
"Clearly we are no match for you."

FINALLY you admit it! Thank you. I accept this victory humbly, and with grace.

SiDeBuRnZ- January 10, 2010 at 10:15 pm
yay troll war
Hum Deez Nutz- January 10, 2010 at 9:49 pm
iDestroy- January 10, 2010 at 9:02 pm
Nice comeback arastmaus. Right up there with "quit being retarded". Clearly we are no match for you.
Arastmaus- January 10, 2010 at 8:33 pm


Go fuck yourself.
skeletor- January 10, 2010 at 7:30 pm
You have to earn some CP respect before you can start running your mouth around here. And as you've been around for 6 weeks you are still green, and not allowed to be sick of the Cock Chestner thing yet. I'll tell you when you're allowed to be sick of things until you get a little more experience under your belt.
skeletor- January 10, 2010 at 7:26 pm
Zimmer vs Martinez II

Just booked for March! Hopefully Cock Chestner will be healthy by then.
Arastmaus- January 10, 2010 at 5:39 pm
Quit being retarded.
iDestroy- January 10, 2010 at 5:24 pm
@831 son and arastmaus

You two are the ones who got on here and started talkin like trolls. What the hell does it matter to you if I say cock chestner. Before you guys got on here we were actually talking about mma.

I understand that you might be tired of that joke, but I wasn't using it to be funny I was trying to express my distaste for lesnar.

Yall have been on cp long enough to know that if you want something to go away you just let it die, cuz if you try to kill it yourself people will keep doing it just to spite you.

Quit being douche bags.
831 Son- January 10, 2010 at 4:42 pm
Yea what a dumb little troll.
Arastmaus- January 10, 2010 at 4:41 pm
iDestroy is also a retard.

See how easy it is to figure them out on the interwebs?
iDestroy- January 10, 2010 at 4:09 pm
831 son and arastmaus can suck cock chestners giant chest cock.
Stevenamck65- January 10, 2010 at 4:09 pm
I read what some of you guys have wrote, personally I dont think what Brock did after smashing Mir into pulp was that bad, I laffed my arse off infact.... Im not the only 1, Dana and Joe Rogan were both chuckling too!

You know the whole penis tat thing is way over done, weather u like Brock or not the guy is a total beast! yeh yeh he was in the wwf but seriously, ask Mir, Randy or Heath if the fucker hits hard or not!

Cant wait to see Brock again!
Arastmaus- January 10, 2010 at 4:00 pm
"Second although the cock chestner bit is old..its still fucking funny..."

No it isn't. Stop being a retard.
intercept440- January 10, 2010 at 3:07 pm
1st off mir has to get by carwin, which i think will be a good fight , but mir will lose that one.. mir is looking awesome but carwin is a beast. none of his fights have gone past first round he hits like a fucking should be a good fight but i think carwin takes it.... and if he doesnt then imho i still dont think he will beat brock

Second although the cock chestner bit is old..its still fucking funny..just like you assholes who always fart in the car when your driving and lock the windows so your homeys have to smell your us passengers its nasty as fuck , but to you , you always chuckle..

brock will come back , even though he isnt much loved , the guy is an animal and he is huge and athletic , i personally dont think maybe 1 or 2 people in the division have a chance against him.... he will return, and if he dont we will all move on i am sure

SILENTKILL- January 10, 2010 at 2:58 pm
I think that for showmanship he will make a surprise appearance at this upcoming UFC and announce his return, i mean after all the guy faced a career ending injury and almost died so why just release it to the press when he can make a grand return, plus after the
UFC 100 mess it would be good for his image.
peanutbuttter- January 10, 2010 at 2:21 pm
Why haven't we talked about Monday's fight night yet? I've been wondering when Evan Dunham fights next. I just saw on that he is fighting Efrain in the co main event. If Evan beats a TUF winner, he should acquire some significant hype, no?
Arastmaus- January 10, 2010 at 2:04 pm
I gotta say I'm with 831 on this... The "penis tattoo" jokes have become retarded to the point of "hyper-retardation."

In fact, the two most retarded things a person can do in these forums is post "first!" or refer to Brock's tattoo of a sword as a penis... and this thread has both...

Way to go retards. Thanks for retarding up this retarded thread even more.
831 Son- January 10, 2010 at 1:50 pm
The idiotic "jokes" about Lesnar's tattoo are so fucking dumb. They were possibly just a little bit funny the first time we heard them but not even remotely funny now. Nor are they relevant. You fucking tools, get some new material or some material that makes sense. I dont even like Brock that much but if I heard you clowns say some of those jokes in person I would not only berate you, but most likely assault you just for being such retards. Thank you and good day.

By the way Ben's, learn to fucking cover MMA you lazy absent minded fucks. Have you forgot WEC 46 is tonight??? Apparently because you guys haven't covered one bit of this event. This isnt the first time either.. Get to work.
MostDiabolicalHaterThisSideOfTheMississippi- January 10, 2010 at 1:43 pm
Also, This whole splitting up the heavyweight division talk is bullshit. It is what it is. If the other heavyweights can't find a way to beat Lesnar (and he is the sole reason this is being brought up) as Joe Rogan once said about stand ups "tough balls"!

If fighters cant improve enough or find a successful strategy then cut to 205 or go to Strikeforce or Japan.

MostDiabolicalHaterThisSideOfTheMississippi- January 10, 2010 at 1:34 pm
I'd rather have a beer.