Randy Couture Totally Serves Kim Couture (With Divorce Papers)
(We were middle-aged and so in love once.)
Former UFC champ Randy Couture really is now headed down the path toward divorce number three, according to a Raw Vegas report that claims Couture has served his wife with the official papers to end their union. We heard rumors that the couple’s marital strife was responsible for Kim “Sugar Free” Couture pulling out of her bout with Miesha Tate. Guess Randy is single again. Somebody go tell this girl. She's at the tanning salon.
The question here is, how will this affect Kim’s fighting career? If she drops the Couture from her name you have to wonder how many promoters will be sufficiently wowed by her 1-1 record to keep putting her in high-profile fights. If she keeps the Couture surname, then it just seems kind of sad.
On the other side, you have to wonder whether Randy has finally learned his lesson about marriage. It’s not for everyone, and if you’re 0-3 you might consider just dating from here on in. If his life were a movie, this would be the point where his three ex-wives all band together to get back at him somehow, but end up just learning a bunch of important life lessons from one another. Since life is not a movie, they probably won't do that.
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awesome Says:
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SantanaDVX Says:
couture needs to stay away from the shorties. it aint working out. hang out with them at a club. get some action and never call them again.
Aric Davis Says:
It's time for Randy to move up to heavyweight.
fightfan Says:
Randy is gonna get all up in Gina Carano's shit
edgedating.com Says:
Thats epic dude. I think hes got prenups set up though, so he doesnt have to worry about losing half his stuff over and over again.
Rick Dickulous Says:
good for him. Fuck that bitch
Perry187 Says:
Randy is in court more than oj these days
dubbayoo Says:
I wonder how much the MMA Internets is gonna invade an MMA Legend's personal life. Only one way to find out.
Lysol Says:
I bet Sugar Free goes for the epic fail of the post-divorce fight career:
Much like promoters try to sell TUF losers as "UFC Veterans", Kim tries to promote herself as "the ex-wife of former UFC champion Randy Couture".
Bringbackbabalu Says:
MMA legend or not, he is just a pure scumbag from everything I've seen. Such a two-faces hypocrite.
Payday Says:
Hey Randy...after two, it *might* be you.
HOW TASTES MY PEE PEE Says:
Randy couldn't stand the stench of her rotten cunt anymore...
Anonymous1 Says:
Freakin hilarious (your writing style, not the fact Randy is getting divorced again).
Brett Atchley Says:
Bro', that is the biggest display of ignorance I've seen in a very long time. Obviously, you don't know the whole story. Contempt prior to investigation. Hmmmm, I wonder is it you that's really the "scumbag"? That's the theory anyway, that we see in others, those things that are manifested in ourselves.
Brett
aj Says:
I guess it was time for an upgrade.
Irishwolfhound Says:
Randy, third round, you just lost the decision, the golds gone, and now your back on the dating scene, but we know Marriage has you beat, theres only one thing you can do. Stay on the inside, get in close, pound em on their back, and until they beg for mercy.
We call this strategy "hit it and quit it."
lazy Says:
Is that Kim's spray tan rubbing off on his shirt or did he use it to wip his ass?
Rick Dickulous Says:
I hated the way he called her Kimmi... like she was on Full House or something.
Truth2Pwr Says:
Hard to reconcile the consummate class act that Couture has always been within the octagon with the egomaniacal A-hole that he appears to be from the way he handled his 2nd divorce and the whole legal battle with the UFC. Why do I get the feeling that he's basically a good guy but he's got too many little devils sitting on his shoulders whispering ill shit in his ears?
CAPS LOCK HAL, Says:
I FUCKING WANT TO MARRY RANDY COUTURE CAUSE I LOVE HIS MASSIVE COCK
Carter Says:
you're an idiot.
Anonymous Says:
That's what happens when you marry a former stripper. Alot of people did not know this but kim seriously use to strip for a living.
Your Dumb!!! Says:
That's what Kim Couture gets for being all over Cameron Dollar's nuts.
Anonymous Says:
Randy must be really broke by now
leave Randy alone Says:
i could care less about randy's personal life.he better come back strong against big nog. and how dare someone call him a scumbag, dont ever disrespect my hero again!
WheelchairBandit Says:
It'd probably be in Randy's best interest to back out of the Nog fight,at least for now.He fought Chuck in the middle of his second divorce and it didn't work out so well for him.Heck,maybe this is why he didn't look so good against Lesnar-it also might be the reason why he called off the legal battle with the UFC in the first place.
And don't judge the man too hard-he's just a normal person like you and me,and he's got his problems just like the rest of us.No one is perfect.Just because you're a really nice guy doesn't mean you can make a marriage work.
JPFighter Says:
This dude seems to make some pretty bad decisions. Third wife down the drain, jumps ship from the UFC to fight Fedor only to get stymied, comes back to UFC to get his ass whooped, wears Kangol hats like they are going out of style (or as though they are actually IN style), and dances like a dork at clubs (someone run the gif again please). And frankly, does anybody really want to see him fight Nog anyway? That would be about as interesting as seeing Dan Severn fight Ken Shamrock again. Although, I might actually be more interested in seeing Severn and Shamrock, just for shits and giggles. If Randy Couture would have just stayed with the UFC, he probably would have already been retired now, his brand would be twice what it is now, he would probably have a good gig in commentating with the UFC, would be running his Extreme Couture brand at the same time, and wouldn't have spent tons of cash in court to try to break his valid legal obligations to the UFC. But hey, he wanted to fight Fedor. Go Kangol.
Richard Wad Says:
Brett Atchley, I like how you say such a vague thing like "ignorance" in another, and yet you provide no details. Look at your post from the outside and look at how stupid that sounds. "Contempt prior to investigation? What, you are psychic and assume/know that the other guy isn't knowledgeable on Randy's life or happenings? You're the ignorant one, and the one who is assuming. The irony! What a failed attempt at pretending to have taken a basic psychology course...
JPFighter_the_Faggot Says:
@JPFighter, hey ratboy. you are no where in life (or ever will be) to criticize an icon like captain america. what ever decisions he make is way over your uneducated, untalented, empty and jealous head of yours. So shut the fuck up or i'll break your back, fuck you in the ass and make you humble boy
CAPS LOCK HAL, Says:
HIS SHIRT IS FREAKIN NASTY. WTF IS THAT SHIT ALL OVER IT. THAT IS SO FUCKIN FUNNY CAUSE HE'S SITTIN THERE LIKE HE'S ALL STUDLY AND COOL. HE'S DEFINATLY NO CAPS LOCK HAL. HOLLAAAAAAAAA IF YA HEAR ME.........FUCK YOU ALL YOU BUNCH OF STUPID COCK SUCKIN DUMB MOTHER FUCKIN PIECES OF DOG SHIT. FUCK ALL YOU CAPS LOCK HAL WANNA B'S, AND HATERS. YOU FUCKS AIN'T WORTH A SHIT. YOU HEAR ME MOTHER FUCKERS. YOU FUCKS AIN'T WORTH A SHIT......
Anonymous Says:
he's been married how many times now? he's a great guy (or appears to be on tv) but man he must be terrible at relationships. this is like his 3rd or 4th marriage...whats that tell you?
Anonymous Says:
who gives a shit about his personal life really? and CAPSLOCK HAL your a fuckin idiot. And your not worth a shit.. a shit....a shit..
CAPS LOCK HAL, Says:
@ ANONYMOUS, IT IS YOU MOTHER FUCKER THAT IS NOT WORTH A SHIT...A SHIT... A SHIT.. YOU BETTER GET IN THERE AND FUCK YOURSELF YOU STUPID SON OF A BITCH. NOW FOR YOU WHEELCHAIRBANDIT. WHAT DO YOU MEAN HE DID'NT LOOK SO GOOD IN THE LESNAR FIGHT. YOU SAY THAT AS IF HE WAS NOT HIMSELF, AND YOU BASICALLY BELIEVE THAT IS WHY HE GOT BEAT. THE FACT THAT LESNAR POUNDED HIS FUCKIN HEAD INTO SMASHED POTATO'S IS WHY HE DID'NT LOOK SO GOOD. IT WAS NOT BECAUSE OF ANY OTHER REASON OTHER THEN LESNAR SIMPLY KICKED HIS FUCKIN LEGENDARY ASS, AND TOOK THE HEAVY WEIGHT CROWN FROM HIM. HE LOOKED HIS OLD SELF TO ME, HE JUST GOT HIS ASS KICKED BY THE BETTER FIGHTER THATS ALL. SO PLEASE JUST SHUT THE FUCK UP ABOUT THAT SHIT ALREADY OK. ANY ONE ELSE WANT SOME OF MY FACTS. I'VE GOT PLENTY MORE FOR YOU STUPID MOTHER FUCKERS. FUCK YOU DUMB SON OF A BITCHES. SHHHHHHHHUUUUUUUUUUUUT YOOOOOOOOUR FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCKING MOUTH'S CAUSE YOUR ONLY LOOKIN LIKE BIGGER DUMB FUCKS THEN YOU ALREADY ARE.
CAPS LOCK HAL Says:
I APOLOGIZE FOR BEING SUCH A DOOOSH. YOU SEE, I'M ON CP ALL THE TIME TROLLING BECAUSE IN MY REAL LIFE, I JUST CANNOT GET ATTENTION. EVERYONE IGNORES ME. BUT HERE, ON CP, I CAN GET A RISE OUT OF EVERYONE, SO I POST... AND POST.... AND POST.... AND POST.... AND SOME OF YOU REALLY MAKE MY DAY BY RESPONDING TO MY TROLLING. THAT'S WHY I CAN NON STOP 24/7 TROLLING. NO GIRLFRIEND. NEVER. NO FRIENDS. NO LIFE. THANK YOU FOR HELPING ME FEEL BETTER ABOUT THE SADNESS THAT IS MY LIFE
floridiot Says:
i want u hal
CAPS LOCK HAL Says:
YOU DO? WELL COME ON OVER MAN!!!
CAPS LOCK HAL, Says:
@ ALL MOTHER FUCKERS, DON'T HATE BECAUSE I'M GREAT. YOU FUCKS HAVE PROVEN TIME AFTER TIME THAT YOU HAVE JUST AS MUCH TIME TO GET ON CAGEPOTATO AS I DO. YOU DUMB FUCKS KEEP POSTING ALL YOUR WANNA B ME TRASH TALK ONE RIGHT AFTER ANOTHER SO SHUT THE FUCK UP, AND LET POST YOU STUPID PIECES OF SHIT. COME ON MOTHER FUCKERS.
CAPS LOCK HAL Says:
YES, YOU READ RIGHT. I CONSIDER POSTING ON CP "GREATNESS." FOR ME, THAT IS A TRUE ACCOMPLISHMENT.
CAPS LOCK HAL Says:
@ C'MON GUYS I AM BORED. LET'S CYBER. WHO LIKES ANAL
CAPS LOCK HAL Says:
RANDY CAN RAPE ME ANY DAY. I BET HE'S A MUCH BETTER LAY THAN MOST OF YOU FUCKTARDS!!!
lilbigvince Says:
Fuck Kim Couture. That chick is a nothing but a fucking oppurtunist. She had to get involved with everything Randy did. Don't women understand... we don't need an assistant coach... we need a teamate.
CAPS LOCK HAL Says:
C'MON GUYS, CYBER CYBER CYBER!!! I'M BORED!!! MY MOM WILL BE BACK SOON
Andre's Pee Pee Says:
Screw that cunt. And by cunt, I'm talking about Tito.
Brock. L Says:
Lasted alot longer then I thought it would. No one wants a broken jaw ass bitch.
CAPS LOCK HAL, Says:
COME ON MOTHER FUCKERS. KEEP IT REAL, AND BE YOURSELF. DON'T BE A BUNCH OF PUSSY ASS MOTHER FUCKERS, AND USE MY NAME LIKE A FUCKIN IDIOT. CAN'T WE ALL JUST GET ALONG............
CAPS LOCK HAL Says:
RANDY AND RAMPAGE'S COCKS WOULD BOTH FIT IN MY ASS, AT THE SAME FUCKING TIME. DOUBLE PENETRATION IS WHAT I CRAVE.
Buda Soares Says:
So you're saying that may ex, are not banding togheter to get back on me, and learning important clichés life lesson, and falling in love with Matthew McConaugheya nd Hugh Grant in the process?
Well thats just... disapointing...
Dubbayoo Says:
I think caps lock hal is gay.
CrownedTerror Says:
I would drop a load on kim coutoure's face.
CAPS LOCK HAL Says:
ALL I CARE ABOUT IS RANDY IS SINGLE AGAIN!!! WOO HOO!!!! I'M GONNA SUCK THAT COCK!!