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Randy Couture Totally Serves Kim Couture (With Divorce Papers)


(We were middle-aged and so in love once.)

Former UFC champ Randy Couture really is now headed down the path toward divorce number three, according to a Raw Vegas report that claims Couture has served his wife with the official papers to end their union.  We heard rumors that the couple’s marital strife was responsible for Kim “Sugar Free” Couture pulling out of her bout with Miesha Tate.  Guess Randy is single again.  Somebody go tell this girl.  She’s at the tanning salon.


The question here is, how will this affect Kim’s fighting career?  If she drops the Couture from her name you have to wonder how many promoters will be sufficiently wowed by her 1-1 record to keep putting her in high-profile fights.  If she keeps the Couture surname, then it just seems kind of sad.  

On the other side, you have to wonder whether Randy has finally learned his lesson about marriage.  It’s not for everyone, and if you’re 0-3 you might consider just dating from here on in.  If his life were a movie, this would be the point where his three ex-wives all band together to get back at him somehow, but end up just learning a bunch of important life lessons from one another.  Since life is not a movie, they probably won’t do that.

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sawbuck- February 2, 2010 at 8:31 pm
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DRE- August 15, 2009 at 8:30 pm
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DRE- August 15, 2009 at 8:29 pm
bjjbiggles or whatever the fuck your name is
DRE- August 15, 2009 at 8:27 pm
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CAPS LOCK HAL, - May 4, 2009 at 4:06 am
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Capa- May 3, 2009 at 10:14 pm
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CAPS LOCK HAL,- May 3, 2009 at 8:02 pm
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CAPS LOCK HAL, - May 3, 2009 at 7:31 pm
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CAPS LOCK HAL, - May 3, 2009 at 4:38 pm
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CAPS LOCK HAL, - May 3, 2009 at 4:27 pm
@ DBIGGLES. KEEP ON BEING WELL VERSED BY GRINDING, RUBBING, AND HUMPING ALL OVER THOSE DUDES OUT THERE AT YOUR BIG BAD HOMO SCHOOL. IF YOUR SO WELL VERSED THEN HAVE WE EVER SEEN YOU IN A BIG ORGANIZATION MAKING A LIVING WITH ALL THAT MMA KNOWLEGDE OF YOURS. IF SO THEN WHAT IS YOUR REAL NAME. I'LL HAVE TO DIG IN AND CHECK YOU OUT IN SOME OF THE BIG FIGHTS TO SEE JUST HOW WELL VERSED YOU REALLY ARE TOUGH GUY. YOUR PROBLY MORE LIKE A ROB BROWNING OR KALEB STARNES TYPE FIGHTER. TOUGH GUY IN YOUR HOME TOWN OF 1500 PEOPLE THAT ALL THE LITTLE PEOPLE LOOK UP TO BUT ONCE OUTSIDE OF YOUR LITTLE CIRCLE OF HOMETOWN FANS YOU GET SMASHED, AND BROKEN DOWN PRETTY EASILY. ALL WELL, SOME HAVE IT, AND SOME DON'T. JUST SO YOU KNOW OL'BUDDY I ENJOY THE SPORT VERY MUCH, AND I'M PROBLY ONE OF THE SPORTS BIGGEST FANS. I REALLY DO RESPECT WITH ALL MY HEART ALL OF THOSE WHO TRAIN, AND COMPETE DAY IN AND DAY OUT. I BELIEVE THAT THOSE IN THE SPORT OF MMA ARE THE TRUE ATHELETES OF THE WORLD. NOTHING COMPARES TO MMA. FUCK ALL THE BALL SPORTS BULLSHIT. MUCH RESPECT TO YOU, AND ALL THE REST FOR DOING WHAT YOU DO. WE THE TRUE FANS CAN'T GET ENOUGH OF IT. BUT I STILL THINK ITS FUCKING GROSS TRAINING BJJ. I'VE TRIED IT AFEW TIMES MYSELF AND ALL THE MAN ON MAN SHIT JUST AIN'T COOL. BUT IF YOU CAN DO IT BRO THEN MORE POWER TO YA. ALL IN ALL SHUT THE FUCK UP BECAUSE YOU HAVE NOT TUTORED ME AT ALL SO DON'T BE SITTIN DOWN THERE IN BIG TEXAS WITH YOUR HEAD ALL SWOLLEN AS IF YOU ACCOMPLISHED SOMETHING TODAY WITH ME BECAUSE IT'S JUST NOT HAPPENING PAL. I STILL THINK I COULD VERY WELL DONKEY KONG YOUR ASS AND SHUT YOU THE FUCK UP WITH ALL YOUR BJJ TALK. YA JUST NEVER KNOW THOUGH.
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CAPS LOCK HAL, - May 3, 2009 at 1:15 pm
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CAPS LOCK HAL, - May 3, 2009 at 1:10 pm
@ BJJBIGGLES, YOU FUCKS ARE FUNNY AS FUCK. MAYBE I SHOULD TRAIN SOMEWHERE CAUSE IT WOULD CHANGE MY LIFE (LOL). YOU WOULD RATHER JUST SUBMIT SOMEONE. ME, I'D RATHER JUST BREAK YOUR FUCKING NECK WITH MY BARE HANDS, AND RIP YOUR FUCKING HEAD OFF, AND SHIT DOWN YOUR NECK. WHAT DO YOU MEAN LETS FIGHT OR SHUT MY COCK HOLE. ARE YOU REALLY THAT FUCKING STUPID TO SAY SOMETHING LIKE THAT TO SOMEONE THAT YOU REALLY HAVE NO IDEA OF WHO YOUR TALKING TO. YOUR A FUCKING IDIOT MY MAN. YOU MUST REALLY THINK YOU ARE A REAL BIG BAD MOTHER FUCKER TO SAY SUCH THINGS TO SOMEONE THAT YOU KNOW NOTHING ABOUT. WHO THE FUCK IN THEIR RIGHT MIND WANTS ANOTHER MAN TO BE ROLLING AROUND ALL OVER THEM ON THE MAT. THATS FUCKING GROSS BRO. GO BACK TO YOUR LITTLE DUDE HUMPING SCHOOL, AND LOVE ALL OVER THE OTHER QUEER FUCKS THAT ENJOY THAT KIND OF SHIT. I'VE TRIED BJJ AFEW TIMES, AND ITS FUCKING NASTY SHIT TO HAVE SOME GUY LAYING ALL OVER YOU OUT OF FRIENDLY BULLSHIT. YOUR A SICK FUCK. I REALLY DON'T THINK YOU COULD GRAB AHOLD OF SOMEONE LIKE ME LONG ENOUGH TO SUBMIT ME. I'D PROBLY JUST FUCKING BEAT YOU TO DEATH QUICKLY, AND SWEEP YOU UNDER THE MAT ANYWAY. JUST SHUT THE FUCK UP, AND STOP BEGGING ME TO COME TO TEXAS SO YOU CAN RUB, GRIND, AND LOVE ALL OVER ME INTO A SUBMISSION. HARD TO SAY WHAT FUCKS LIKE YOU CARRY. NOT GONNA GET A FUCKING INFECTION OR ANYTHING LIKE THAT FROM SOME SICK QUEER FUCK LIKE YOU. YOU NEED TO GO GRIND AND RUB ON ONE OF YOUR OTHER QUEER PUPILS PAL. YOU REALLY DO NEED TO STOP AND THINK BEFORE YOU INVITE SOMEONE TO FIGHT WITH YOU. YOU JUST NEVER KNOW WHO YOUR GOING TO RUN INTO. JUST GIVING YOU ALITTLE SOMETHING TO THINK ABOUT BEFORE YOU REALLY FUCK UP ONE DAY.
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bjjbiggles- May 3, 2009 at 11:49 am
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Dana White- May 3, 2009 at 11:38 am
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bjjbiggles- May 3, 2009 at 10:51 am
Elite MMA dumb fuck thats the name not elite bjj i just prefer to choke people out its whatever though you are about as cool as getting aids from a dude, so lets fight or once again shut your cockhole. I never said i was big and bad u said it. It is painfully obvious that your insecurities are gargantuan, maybe you should try to train in some disclipline to build your self confidence. Let me know where you live and i will hook you up with a good gym to train at. I think it would change your life. Because it is clear to me that anyone that acts like you has never trained a day in their life. I am done wasting my valuable time on you, by the way has anyone told you that you suck at life, real hard.
bjjbiggles- May 3, 2009 at 10:51 am
Elite MMA dumb fuck thats the name not elite bjj i just prefer to choke people out its whatever though you are about as cool as getting aids from a dude, so lets fight or once again shut your cockhole. I never said i was big and bad u said it. It is painfully obvious that your insecurities are gargantuan, maybe you should try to train in some disclipline to build your self confidence. Let me know where you live and i will hook you up with a good gym to train at. I think it would change your life. Because it is clear to me that anyone that acts like you has never trained a day in their life. I am done wasting my valuable time on you, by the way has anyone told you that you suck at life, real hard.
bjjbiggles- May 3, 2009 at 10:51 am
Elite MMA dumb fuck thats the name not elite bjj i just prefer to choke people out its whatever though you are about as cool as getting aids from a dude, so lets fight or once again shut your cockhole. I never said i was big and bad u said it. It is painfully obvious that your insecurities are gargantuan, maybe you should try to train in some disclipline to build your self confidence. Let me know where you live and i will hook you up with a good gym to train at. I think it would change your life. Because it is clear to me that anyone that acts like you has never trained a day in their life. I am done wasting my valuable time on you, by the way has anyone told you that you suck at life, real hard.
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