
(“Why yes, I *am* getting too old for this shit. Thanks for asking!”)
During his 14-year MMA career, Randy Couture has ditched the UFC no less than three times — once in 1998 to pursue opportunities in Japan, the second time due to a short-lived retirement in 2006 following his second knockout loss to Chuck Liddell, and finally in 2007 due to a money disputes and a perceived lack of respect. Each time, the lure of competition has brought him back to his home in the Octagon. But there’s only so much a 47-year-old can take, and after a series of vague hints in recent months, it seems like Randy is preparing us for his final departure, seriously, for real this time.
During an appearance on the ESPN UFC podcast, Couture stated that his upcoming UFC 129 fight against Lyoto Machida will very likely be his last, win or lose. As he put it:
“There’s a big chance this is my last fight. I’m not going to be making any official announcements, I don’t think anybody would buy it – I already did that once! But I’m in terrific shape, I’m feeling confident about Lyoto and dialling into the attack and how we’re going to get our hands on him. There’s a lot of other things calling me now, and there’s a chance this is the last one. I’ve got several other movies lined up, The Expendables 2 is coming up in September, and I’ve got my other businesses like the clothing company and the extension of the gym. Frankly, I’m tired of grinding it out, it’s time to enjoy life.”
Some fans have wondered if a win over Machida would short-track Couture to one last title-shot in the light-heavyweight division. And maybe that’s part of why Randy feels it’s a good time to exit stage left. Said Couture of reigning champ Jon Jones:
“He’s got a ton of great tools, he’s very very impressive to watch. Anytime I’m facing a guy with a wrestling background, which he has got, it makes for a much tougher fight for me. It tends to cancel out my strength, which is my own wrestling background, and then you get down to the other stuff. I don’t know if that’s the kind of battle that I need in this stage of my life, and it would definitely be a battle.”
If Randy feels it’s finally time to hang ‘em up, we have nothing but respect for him. But hell, if they can drag Royce back in…


This myth about Handy being a genius gameplanner is very puzzling to me. Who has he beatten who didnt turn out to be a scrub with his brilliant wall’n stall gameplan? He out wreslted Chuck when he had just got back from having his soul crushed by Rampage in Japan; he out Tito’d Tito, he couldnt do in 25 minutes what it took Abe Wagner all of 30 seconds to do to Timmay, he head-butted a guy nic-named ‘big-nose’ and broke his nose, its now common knowledge that Gonzaga has no heart. Handy has twice tapped to strikes, got subbed by Enson Fucking Inoae and Valentijn G’D Overeem!!! I know Vitor right? See Gonzaga above. Despite what the record says he lost to Pedro Rizzo BOTH times and Vera tooled him as well. Handy is the most overated fighter of all time and Machida is going to fucking own him from bell to bell.