(Photo courtesy of CombatLifestyle.)
After sifting through over 250 entries — most of them surprisingly hilarious — we are pleased to announce the winners of our latest caption contest, brought to you by Ranger Up. But first, some honorable mentions…
danomite: Angela could only watch and wait patiently for the day to come when she too would be old enough to drunkenly walk over to some guy she’s never met before and ask him to scribble his name on her boobs.
jimmylegs: Guy in the background: "Which one do you want? I’ll take the freaky chick wearing the hat."
Slampage: Darrill Schoonover gets a sweet autograph from Urijah.
Harry Nips: "We’re keeping it PG-13 for the kid. Urijah, do you mind putting some underwear on your ass-chin?"
cagepotato: "I can’t wait to go home and show this to my boyfriend, Jose."
[Ed. note: No, we're not shouting out ourselves. Some joker started an account as "cagepotato" to post this. Luckily, he/she did us proud.]
hotsaucemonster: "and could you make it out to Ebay?"
Millertime84: Do me a Faber, sign these Knockers.
[Ed. note: As the great Mark Twain once said, "If you don't like a good pun, then fuck you."]
And the winners are…
Johnnymack: Shortly after this photo was taken, Faber tweeted a picture of yet another swollen body part…
sancho721: Former champ signs former skinny girl’s former perky boobs.
OneMorePunchFujita: Shoulda done that to Aldo. Only way he’d have left a mark on him.
Johnny, Sancho, and Fujita — please e-mail firstname.lastname@example.org with your shirt size and the Ranger Up design you’d like (of the three new styles pictured below), and we’ll get them out to you ASAP. Now bitch away, losers!