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Ranger Up Caption Contest: The Winners!

(Off camera, Mike Goldberg is just another golden-voiced hobo.)

This week’s caption contest brought in 235 entries — or about 140, if you take out all the spam comments and painfully obvious references to Menace II Society. After careful consideration, we’ve chosen three winners, who will be scoring new t-shirts from Ranger Up. But first, some honorable mentions…

Horror Fighter: With his camouflage coat, Goldberg was confident that he could steal Matt’s beer unseen.

FightZen: “Matt ‘The Law’ Lindland, is, unquestionably, the most accomplished beer drinker in the middleweight division.”

DangadaDang: One thing that’s amazing about Guinness beer is that its hoppiness is so…hoppy.

RWilsonR: “Hey Matt, want to see what’s on a meteoric rise right now? I’ll give you a hint… it’s in my pants.”

Naked Rear Poke: MG: Now, try not to look too shocked because I know he’s a LOT shorter in real life, but he’s a huge fan of yours. Matt, meet Eminem!
Naked Rear Poke (again): MG: Hey Matt, do you think this necklace makes me look less like someone with the surname ‘Goldberg’?

And now, your winners…

Vera: ‘Ok so I do feel a small lump over to the left but everything else seems virtually identical’

Horror Fighter: Faced with the moral conundrum of whether to finish his beer or help a stroke victim, Matt Lindland made the obvious choice.

grinch_20: Pssst, I hear you know a good money launderer?

Oh yeah! If your name has been called, please e-mail with your name, address, shirt size, and preference of the three designs pictured below. Thanks everybody…

(Waldo Bin Laden t-shirt)

(Navy SEAL Osama Bin Laden t-shirt)

(We Will Not Fail t-shirt)

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Vera- May 6, 2011 at 2:38 pm
I think Vera's was the best!
DangadaDang- May 6, 2011 at 6:15 am
Therein lies the joke.
Redping- May 5, 2011 at 9:08 pm
Rear Naked Bloke had me lolling when i saw the top of Eminem's head. Vera got a chuckle, the other two winners were like mediocre sherdog forum posts
V.S.O.P.- May 5, 2011 at 8:32 pm
Good job grinch that shit was mad funny.
Ruke Doufus- May 5, 2011 at 7:18 pm
+1 to Horror. Everyone else, meh.

And +2 to Rear Naked because I just got the eminem line and it made me laff and laff. RDR^2
JoseMonkey- May 5, 2011 at 6:52 pm
I have never heard the words "hoppy" and "Guinness" in same sentence before.
Titos Head- May 5, 2011 at 4:38 pm
Least Randy is drinking REAL beer!
825IVER- May 5, 2011 at 4:35 pm
Danga shoulda won. That's textbook Goldberg
Koeikan- May 5, 2011 at 4:00 pm
Ahh, man... wish I would have seen this one originally.

It would have been like shooting fish in a barrel.
DangadaDang- May 5, 2011 at 3:59 pm
Damn, really thought I had this one.
RwilsonR- May 5, 2011 at 3:37 pm
Nice job winners!
Vera's was particularly good. And it is nice see Vera get a win somewhere, somehow. I mean, after what Jones and Silva did to his face, I kinda feel bad for the guy.
FightZen- May 5, 2011 at 3:10 pm
Aaaawwwwwwwwwwwwww yeah!

Honorable mention? I'll take it!
KarmaAteMyCat- May 5, 2011 at 2:58 pm

Now thats some funny shit.
AndyInflammatory- May 5, 2011 at 2:51 pm
Naked Rear Pokes first effort was subtle and should have been rewarded. There's a little tiny Eminem right there.




snicket916- May 5, 2011 at 2:28 pm
i hate goldberg....dude is such a tool
Naked Rear Poke- May 5, 2011 at 2:20 pm
Two honourable mentions, and a brother still can't get a t-shirt! I guess you guys don't want to ship such an American shirt to Australia.
Seriously, I need to change my user name. Is this a possibility, or do I just make a new account?
As Good As Anyone- May 5, 2011 at 2:07 pm
the emininem was pretty good. the rest... meh
jfjjfjff- May 5, 2011 at 1:46 pm
fightzen & vera FTW. rest sucked.
im-baked- May 5, 2011 at 1:44 pm
balls itch
Miles- May 5, 2011 at 1:30 pm
DangadaDang's is hilarious.
ArmFarmer- May 5, 2011 at 1:25 pm
They never have had good taste in selecting winners.. I should know I was one once.
LOKI- May 5, 2011 at 1:22 pm
Fuck youse guyz anywayz! I would rather not win a contest where the prize is predicated on a lie.
...Im bitter.
Turd Furgeson- May 5, 2011 at 1:20 pm
I thought Andyinflamatory would win, but not even an honorable mention. You got robbed IMO brother.
knucklesamitch- May 5, 2011 at 1:17 pm
Vera's is pretty good.
Misfit29er- May 5, 2011 at 1:13 pm
haha i thought horror fighter's winner was pretty gave me a giggle at the office.