
(Throw the damn towel, indeed. Props: MMA Videos.)
We in the MMA world always assumed that Fedor Emelianenko was Ivan Drago. You know, if you take away the height and impressive build and advanced training techniques and replace them all with the opposites of those things. Only now do we see how wrong we were. Lyoto Machida is clearly the unbeatable destroyer of worlds with the funny accent, leaving us only to wonder, who’s Rocky in this analogy? "Shogun" freaking Rua?
After the jump, Raw Vegas goes to Wal-Mart to watch "Rampage" Jackson sign some boobies. It’s a pretty decent life, even without the UFC light heavyweight title.








It's kind of like Anderson Silva's high singsong voice. Or Rampage being kind of mellow, funny and whining a lot.