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Rashad Evans Is Apollo Creed; Lyoto Machida Is Ivan Drago

(Throw the damn towel, indeed. Props: MMA Videos.)

We in the MMA world always assumed that Fedor Emelianenko was Ivan Drago.  You know, if you take away the height and impressive build and advanced training techniques and replace them all with the opposites of those things.  Only now do we see how wrong we were.  Lyoto Machida is clearly the unbeatable destroyer of worlds with the funny accent, leaving us only to wonder, who’s Rocky in this analogy?  "Shogun" freaking Rua

After the jump, Raw Vegas goes to Wal-Mart to watch "Rampage" Jackson sign some boobies.  It’s a pretty decent life, even without the UFC light heavyweight title. 

Watch Rampage, BJ, & Coleman at Walmart on

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averagejoe- May 29, 2009 at 9:25 pm
Whoa. BJ Penn is stunningly inarticulate and boring. It's weird to see such dissonance - a brilliant (at least as a LW), being just an overall uninteresting douchebag in everyday life.

It's kind of like Anderson Silva's high singsong voice. Or Rampage being kind of mellow, funny and whining a lot.
Bare Grappler- May 29, 2009 at 2:23 pm
Rashad was never the best 205'er in the world, but he did keep coming until he was ktfo. It's nice to see instead of the Tito Ortiz/Jose Canseco roll into a ball routine.
831 Son- May 29, 2009 at 2:01 pm
Wow tucker, good observation. Seriously.
831 Son- May 29, 2009 at 2:00 pm
Wow BJ sounds like an idiot once again.
Tucker- May 29, 2009 at 12:11 pm
LOL @ 3.57 you can see BJ in the background tell his brother to go buy him some deodorant.
Cosmin- May 29, 2009 at 11:36 am
haha Coleman just needed to get away from his kids.
MitchBanks87- May 29, 2009 at 11:19 am
Ok ok I get it. Lyoto is good.
Why the influx of Lyoto articles with comically exaggerated adjectives describing him and his skill?
Getting stale.
Half Amazing- May 29, 2009 at 11:18 am
I saw King Mo in the background, someone really dropped the ball by not interviewing him and Rampage at the same time, you just know that whenever those two get together only hilarity will ensue.
HARJO- May 29, 2009 at 11:10 am
HA! @ the :34 mark I can see my head in the crowd!
munson roy e- May 29, 2009 at 11:04 am
Maybe I'm damaged, but I still can't stop laughing at that Rashad/Lyoto gif! LMAO!
just some dong- May 29, 2009 at 10:56 am
BJ just can't stop digging that hole, can he?
Kovacs- May 29, 2009 at 10:53 am
I doubt Machida could beat Fedor
alex- May 29, 2009 at 10:44 am
Rashad's Rocky is clearly Keith Jardine! Oh dear...
Fuckyerfrat- May 29, 2009 at 10:28 am
so are we saying that machida's piss is also the performance enhancers that drago was using?