(Props: MMA Scraps)
Jens was right — Ray Mercer still knows how to thump, and Tim Sylvia shouldn’t have messed with a real boxer. After weighing in at a worrisome 310.6 pounds for his boxing MMA match against Mercer at "Adrenaline III: Bragging Rights" in Birmingham, Alabama, Sylvia only had a chance to throw one leg kick before eating a massive overhand right and dropping like a felled redwood. (The video above doesn’t show the kick, but you can hear the cameraman’s buddy say "Aw see, they agreed to not do that.") After the fight, Mercer said “Wow, I didn’t get a chance to warm up," and called out Butterbean. Meanwhile, the Maine-iac’s career prospects just went from bad to worse. He’d better hope DREAM organizes another Super Hulk tournament — or maybe Strikeforce can set up a "Loser Has to Drink Ipecac" rematch between him and Andrei Arlovski.
Full results from the Adrenaline card are here.
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Sun, 06/14/09 - 07:50
Well, that's Sylvia done with. Next!
Sun, 06/14/09 - 08:08
Sylvia was done with before he ever thought of fighting MMA. He has ALWAYS been horrible. All of his wins, IMO, have been because his opponent had a bad night or Sylvia just got lucky. The guy looks like a 6 year old white belt when he fights. Maybe this goofy bastard will finally get out of fighting and start doing something that he is actually good at....which is probably nothing being that he is a BIG GOOFY FUCK !!!
Sun, 06/14/09 - 08:09
That phwapapapapapa SPLOOOOSH sound you just heard was Tim Sylvia's inglorious slide out the colon of MMA relevance, and subsequent splashdown into the great swirling toilet bowl of palookaville. Is there a line forming somewhere in Vegas to be the next guy to knock Sylvia out in under 10 seconds? I am so there with fucking bells on! Now I just gotta remember where my gloves are?
Sun, 06/14/09 - 08:14
Shows how MMA striking sucks. I bet Mercer could destroy chumps like Brock Lesnar or Fedor.
Sun, 06/14/09 - 08:18
Fedor vs. Mercer next! Another idiotic freak match right up that pudgy fuck stick Russian's alley
Sun, 06/14/09 - 08:19
"Loser Has to Drink Ipecac" Arlovski vs Sylvia. Prediction for this match: They both meet into the centre of the ring. Then they both drink Ipecac.
Sun, 06/14/09 - 08:20
Lets do some MMAth to show just how hard Sylvia's fall from grace has been: He loses to a guy in 9 seconds who got guillotined by Kimbo Slice (in an exhibition, but seriously, how does someone get choked out by Kimbo?), who was in turn KTFO'd by Seth Petruzelli. I see Tim Sylvia going the way of Ken Shamrock, being used as a "legend" stepping stone for future heavyweights.
Sun, 06/14/09 - 08:29
Defenestrator, the only problem is that Timmy boy is no legend, nor is he top competition. Dudes not even a gate keeper. He is proof of how lame UFC heavyweight picture used to be.. LOL
Sun, 06/14/09 - 08:44
If were facebook, I'd definitely click 'like' for this one. Here's some more math: Time it took Fedor: 36 seconds Time it took Mercer: 9 seconds It's undisputable, Mercer is over 4x better than Fedor. And undefeated. Who can stop this guy?
Sun, 06/14/09 - 08:45
unless u count that one loss
Sun, 06/14/09 - 08:45
unless u count that one loss
Sun, 06/14/09 - 08:51
Sad... and yet funny as hell.
Sun, 06/14/09 - 09:10
I think I just came a little bit
Sun, 06/14/09 - 09:14
Nothing like watching Silva getting KTFO to start my day off right. Can someone please make a highlight reel of this guy getting destroyed and add this latest gem to it.
Sun, 06/14/09 - 09:16
I am so not surprised. Sylvia is an awful fighter.
Sun, 06/14/09 - 09:47
Ah ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ....
Sun, 06/14/09 - 10:10
Ah ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha .... by the crowds reaction, it's official, everyone hates Tim "the GAYniac" Sylvia
Sun, 06/14/09 - 10:16
Hahah Dubbayo thats not accurate whatsoever, Or logical.
Sun, 06/14/09 - 10:33
Tim Sylvia looked like he crapped himself.
Sun, 06/14/09 - 10:49
Sylvia got screwed when they made this a small gloves fight he was supposed to be boxing an aging mercer, fighting a much better striker with small gloves not a good idea they say powers the last to go.
Sun, 06/14/09 - 10:51
Fedor is not only beating guys now, he is stealing their souls and just fucking destroying their lives. Mark my words, 6 months from now Josh Barnett will lose to Jose Canseco via locoplata.
Sun, 06/14/09 - 11:03
Knock-need bastard has always sucked. Just 'cause you wear a mohawk doesn't make you a badass. Glad to see the sloppy-seconds loving bastard getting exposed. Go Miltech fighting systems!! You guys were awesome in 2000!!
Sun, 06/14/09 - 11:28
@ DUBBAYOO. Time it took Fedor: 36 seconds Time it took Mercer: 9 seconds It's undisputable, Mercer is over 4x better than Fedor. POINT WELL PROVEN. FEDOR SUCKS COMPARED TO MERCER. MERCER WOULD SMASH HIS FUCKING COWARD RUSSIAN ASS WITH EASE. FUCK ALL THE FEDOR NUT LICKERS. FACE IT BITCHES HE'S NOT THE BEST IN THE WORLD.
Sun, 06/14/09 - 11:29
TIMMMMMMM-BER!!!
Sun, 06/14/09 - 12:08
Well here's some more of my accurate logic: Kimbo beat Mercer in 72 seconds Fedor beat Sylvia in 36 seconds Mercer beat Sylvia in 9 seconds ...Kimbo will beat Fedor in 3 seconds. UFC signed Kimbo to lure Fedor. THAT'S logic.
Sun, 06/14/09 - 12:14
TIMMY!!!! you got KnockedTheFuckOut now jens and timmy can retire together. nah jens is cool
Sun, 06/14/09 - 12:53
Is it wrong to get so much pleasure from seeing timmy get ktfo? nah.
Sun, 06/14/09 - 01:35
laughing too hard to type anything meaningful...come back to me later...
Sun, 06/14/09 - 02:52
nice footwork Tim...and way to hide that chin buddy...outstanding.
Sun, 06/14/09 - 03:46
@ DUBBAYOO. I'M LIKIN YOUR MATH SKILLS BRO. DON'T PAY ANY ATTENTION TO 831 SON. THE POOR FUCKER DON'T KNOW SHIT ABOUT MMA OR MATH. KEEP UP THE GREAT WORK AT MAKING PEOPLE LIKE HIM (831 SON) LOOK STUPID. FEDOR HAS NOTHING TO OFFER IN THE UFC. THAT WHY HIM, AND HIS MANAGEMENT GOONS KEEP DUCKING AND AVOIDING ANY KIND OF UFC CONTRACT WHAT SO EVER. HE'D GET HIS ASS HANDED TO HIM IF HE WERE TO EVER ENTER THE THE REAL MANS CAGE. ANYWHO, FUCK EM...............
Sun, 06/14/09 - 07:59
I hear Ray Mercer's coming out with a new video... How to Drop 300 lbs of Ugly Fat in Ten Seconds.
Sun, 06/14/09 - 11:48
This has nothing to do with the fight but I just watched the felled redwood out of curiosity and I'm in disbelieve that somebody actually filmed that. Well no, I would have filmed it just in case it fell on somebody and hilarity ensued but nothing funny happened, yet the person still posted it on youtube. It may be the booze talking but I'm pretty sure I want to punch that person in the face right now.
Sun, 06/14/09 - 11:54
Time to hang it up Tim, I mean really.. Do you think you have a win coming up soon or something? Plan B might be better to focus on.
Mon, 06/15/09 - 06:57
I read somewhere that when Mercer fought Kimbo he thought that tapping out meant the fight got stood back up. Am I making this up, or can anyone confirm this?
Mon, 06/15/09 - 02:24
You anti Fedor fags just can't think of any intelligent reasons can ya? same stupid shit day in and day out. Learn a little about mma and then come back if you wanna discuss it with the men, until then go back to sherdog or wherever else it is ya crawled your ignorant asses outta and STFU, dumbass noob wanna beeeee's.
Mon, 06/15/09 - 03:26
SHUT THE FUCK UP.............
Mon, 06/15/09 - 04:13
I rest my case...
Mon, 06/15/09 - 06:41
SHUT THE FUCK UP.
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