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Ray Mercer Is Straight-Up Murdering That Heavy Bag

So yeah, this is really happening. In the above promo for Adrenaline MMA’s "Bragging Rights" event (June 13th; Birmingham, Alabama), Tim Sylvia and Ray Mercer have a very dramatic face-off, and man is Ray fat and slow. You have to imagine the betting odds will start to favor the Maine-iac after this one, particularly because their boxing match will be held in a cage. No word yet on any of the other matchups on the card or how to watch it at home, and Adrenaline’s website still needs work; we’ll probably have other things on our mind that day anyway. But you gotta love Mercer’s trash-talk at 0:14-0:18. For some reason, his delivery reminds me of a Maury Povich guest

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Anonymous- April 21, 2009 at 5:41 pm
tim will kill the old man and make his way back up. you will see...
Anonymous- April 21, 2009 at 2:23 pm
i can't wait to see this!

this isn't a boxing match, it's just some old fat fuck getting pummeled, hell yeah i'll watch that
Darkside- April 21, 2009 at 1:45 pm
Wow, I am completely speechless. I don't even know where to begin with everything that's wrong with this whole thing...
sPeLLcHeCkEr- April 21, 2009 at 1:09 pm
I must confess though, this commercial would have sold me if the script was narrated by the "Montgomery-Flea-Market-Just-Like-A-Mini-Mall" guy.
sPeLLcHeCkEr- April 21, 2009 at 1:06 pm
I might have missed it, but did anyone else notice that Mercer seems to be hitting a heavy bag of Chuck E. Cheese density... it bounces like it's air-filled, and little kids should be running through a collection of, say, 20 of them.
danomite- April 21, 2009 at 12:44 pm
you can go ahead and add "very old" to "fat and slow"
CZ- April 21, 2009 at 10:33 am
I'm going to pay less to watch myself battle my dignity at the bar the same night, and leave with the same feeling of shame, so why bother order this fight.
hiphopfan- April 21, 2009 at 10:29 am
Fight of the year, called it first!!!
Clyde- April 21, 2009 at 10:18 am
He's doing it for MMA guys. That means he's doing it for us! We love you Timmy! We're sorry about laughing at you in the Fedor fight and now we're ready to cheer you and anticipate your return and oh fuck it I can't be bothered.
Anonymous- April 21, 2009 at 9:42 am
.......this is awful. With how much production went into the commercial you'd think it was happening in a used car lot.
Owen- April 21, 2009 at 9:39 am
funny vid..good work.seems i have watched it on a tall celeb site ___Tallmingle.com___ which is a hot site for all tall friends and tall singles. you can hook up with hot models or hansome guys there.
Frank Mur- April 21, 2009 at 8:53 am
I heard Butterbean gets the winner.
Netterbog- April 21, 2009 at 8:49 am
I just peed my pants laughing at this one. Normally it's not a big deal, but I'm wearing khaki pants at work today.
Oatmeal- April 21, 2009 at 8:40 am
What The Fuck....i hope Timmay gets KTFO
Anonymous- April 21, 2009 at 8:37 am
This is taking place at a Jewish Community Center?!?! Thats more comical than the card itself..
Anonymous- April 21, 2009 at 8:35 am
oh... my... god
goldmouth- April 21, 2009 at 7:52 am
didn't he just get 800k for getting beat up by fedor?this is sad
PoopEye- April 21, 2009 at 7:35 am
"Tim, you's just a ho tryin to get my money, and as soon as them test results come in, and prove I ain't Tim baby dad, I want you out of my life, ya hear!?"
Frank Mur- April 21, 2009 at 7:33 am
Is this for real? Someone PLEASE tell me this is just a charity thing!....Should be titled "Two CANS in a CAGE!"
Hamma Fist Elbow- April 21, 2009 at 7:28 am
Wow. Fire whoever filmed that. "Hey guys, be careful with the bags and gloves, I gotta return these to Big 5 later."
Antisocial- April 21, 2009 at 7:25 am
I can't wait to see this. I'll take this over watching guys like Mac Danzig, Mike Swick, or CB Dollaway anyday.
mayhem420- April 21, 2009 at 7:25 am
I wonder if they are going to have to put up some supports for the cage walls on for this one. The combined weight of those 2 fat fuckers has to be up in the 600 area. Thats allot of blubber moving around.... you know what they should just show the fight in slow motion... this way at least we can get a good laugh at all that mass just rocking and rollin.
Nut Puncher 9000- April 21, 2009 at 7:23 am
Ray is going to DESTROY Tim-may. Boxing is a completely different animal without worry of the takedown/kick/knee/etc.

You could hold the match in a bubble and that wouldnt change the fact that its going to be boxing rules.



toolverine- April 21, 2009 at 7:18 am
Now I understand why no commission wanted to touch this one.
Zus- April 21, 2009 at 7:17 am
These two mashed up bags of assholes are bringing down their respective sporting communities.
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