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Regrettable Tattoo Alert: Some Dork Got an Arianny Celeste Tattoo. Simply Put, it Sucks.


Basically, picture this, except trashier, uglier, far more expensive and, oh yeah, permanent.

There’s an unwritten rule in the tattoo community that you’re never supposed to mock another person’s tattoos. The reasoning behind this thinking is that you never know why a person decided to tattoo something onto his or her body, whether or not a person actually asked the artist to make the tattoo look a certain way (I have intentionally rough-around-the-edges work myself)  and the whole “different strokes” thing. For example, while Chris Andersen is my golden standard of what tattoos should look like, some people see Michael Beasley as the tattoo world’s G.O.A.T. Taste is subjective, is what I’m getting at.

That being said, even Mr. Cool Ice grimaced when he saw Arianny Celeste tweet an image of some completely rational and totally non-stalkerish fan’s new tattoo of the UFC ring girl/“musician”/Fathead model (Did I forget something?). The women’s pet and the men’s regret this guy is not:


Gag. There are so many questions this tattoo raises that I have no idea where to begin. Why did the dufus with this tattoo ask for Arianny’s head to be twice the size of her torso? Why does Arianny have such big, chubby man hands? If you’re going to get an Arianny Celeste tattoo, why would you want her ample breasts deflated? Is Arianny contractually obligated to tweet “Awesome! :) ” to every fan she files a restraining order against? How long ago did the wearer of this tattoo give up on having sex with a non-fleshlight? And why would an otherwise exceptional artist agree to do a tattoo of a big-headed, man-handed, flat-chested Arianny in the first place?

Everything else is virtually identical.

@SethFalvo

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TimmyTourettes- August 14, 2012 at 2:43 am
What a neat TURD neat tattoo! I like CUNT Arianny Celeste too. She seems like a real nice CUNT WHORE nice lady FAKEASSBITCH, She has a real nice PUSSY TITS smile.
HEY- August 13, 2012 at 7:37 pm
D:
slowjamtape- August 13, 2012 at 4:17 pm
It took me like three hours to finish the shading on your upper lip. It's probably the best drawing I've ever done.
intercept440- August 13, 2012 at 3:59 pm
ahhh tiki...you crazy son of a bitch
Mr_Misanthropy- August 13, 2012 at 3:42 pm
It looks like a tattoo of a pickled abortion crammed into a wide mouth specimen jar.

Alan K- August 13, 2012 at 3:04 pm
Tiki would still tap it.
LightningMunk- August 13, 2012 at 2:14 pm
no news yet about Mayhem getting arrested for being naked in a church and spraying a fire extinguisher?
cecils_pupils- August 13, 2012 at 1:27 pm
Sh!t... good luck gettin' a date now, brah! Ever since I got Pedo Bear tatted on my calf muscle only the underage girls give me any play...
SupermanPunch- August 13, 2012 at 1:12 pm
is she sticking her tongue out or is that 3 lips ?
Whitemare- August 13, 2012 at 12:59 pm
Did not even get her tits in there that is weak bro... shud have gone full frontal boobage... less of her face cuz lets face it who cares ??
JayPeazy- August 13, 2012 at 12:51 pm
"Sweet! Arianny is TOTALLY gonna bang me now!"
Kobi123- August 13, 2012 at 12:46 pm
Wonder how long will this tattoo take to look like Rossanne
JayPeazy- August 13, 2012 at 12:51 pm
Right about now.
El Guapo- August 13, 2012 at 12:26 pm
Body of a goddess, face from GAHDAMN! I say gahdamn, gahdamn!
shatterproof- August 13, 2012 at 11:59 am
Damn you and your swift fingers, Enricho Palazzo
shatterproof- August 13, 2012 at 11:59 am
Alan Belcher is gonna be pissed that people are copying his tattoo.
Swick-a-tine- August 13, 2012 at 11:57 am
hello "miss blackface" - http://www.metacafe.com/watch/hl-50097981/its_always_sunny_in_philadelphia_dee_reynolds_shaping_americas_youth_season_6/
Seraldo Babalu- August 13, 2012 at 11:28 am
click the awesome link on this story then click a few images to the right. there's another turd with this chick on his arm. he swears he's not crazy but i don't see how that's possible.
Enricho Palazzo- August 13, 2012 at 11:13 am
Seth, c'mon, you've never mocked Alan Belcher's tattoo? No one could blame you...
cecils_pupils- August 13, 2012 at 1:29 pm
When Belcher is applying the rear naked choke it looks like Johnny Cash is kissing Belcher's opponenet.
SethF- August 13, 2012 at 11:16 am
Didn't get your comment. Was about to type "I'M GETTING TO IT!" Got your comment. Literally laughed out loud. Well done.
Landulf- August 13, 2012 at 11:02 am
Are we sure this isn't Mike Goldberg's tattoo?
angry little feet- August 13, 2012 at 10:58 am
Congrats to this guy. He now qualifies as walking birth control.
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