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Reminder: Countdown to UFC 118 on Tonight


(Video courtesy YouTube/UFC.com)

I’m not sure what the betting odds are set at but I’m thinking that its pretty much a lock that James Toney’s interview segments from the UFC 118 countdown show that premiers tonight will include closed captioning. Apparently even Chael Sonnen can’t understand anything that comes out of Toney’s mouth and he figured out Portugese from an iPhone application in an afternoon.

I’m going to go out on a limb and say that his trash talk on the show will include a bunch of insults towards Randy about how "he’s no legend" and he’ll fill in the remainder of his segment by talking about how great he is, how he’s going to "turn Randy’s lights out" and by referring to Couture at every turn as "princess."


I’m actually more interested in seeing the back and forth between Frankie Edgar and BJ Penn ahead of their rematch next weekend. BJ has seemed particularly ornery the past month or two and he seems to be taking the loss of his belt pretty hard. For his part, Edgar seems pretty tame in his interviews, but he seems to have a bit more swagger than he did heading into the first fight.

His quote about how he’s planning to fight his balls off against BJ seems like a strange choice of words, but he is from Jersey.

The show is on SPIKE TV at 12am ET.

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fatbellyfrank- August 24, 2010 at 9:10 pm
Mr_Misanthropy Says:
Tue, 08/24/2010 - 16:31
@ FBF
Yunetryna talenmeh usah innatah faggiola emmenah emma may liecaholatoes gay skenhadz, man.
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Lets see how I go
@FBF
Are you trying to tell me your into faggy old MMA like all those gay skinheads, really


How'd I go Missy Pee?
WILLIEX- August 24, 2010 at 10:51 am
I think Toneys gona KO Randy its gona break my heart but i think thats whats gona happen. ( ive boxed for years and im a Bjj Purple B ) so im not some dumb juice head fan boy saying this. i see Randy trying to stand with him.
FlashinLeather- August 24, 2010 at 9:26 am
anyone have a link to the full video?
ReX13- August 24, 2010 at 6:09 am
Ok, i never noticed before, but it turns out that Toney is fluent in LOLspeak. This whole time, we've been letting him down: someone tell him that no, he cannot haz a cheezburger. Him needs healfy noms for to fight.
Viva Hate- August 24, 2010 at 5:50 am
Toney stole his whole shtick from Don Vito.
CAP10- August 24, 2010 at 5:10 am
Subtitles will be funny, but not as funny as whole sentences missing from the subtitles replaced with [unintelligible].
Mr_Misanthropy- August 23, 2010 at 11:31 pm
@ FBF

Yunetryna talenmeh usah innatah faggiola emmenah emma may liecaholatoes gay skenhadz, man.
fatbellyfrank- August 23, 2010 at 10:21 pm
BJ seems to have lost some equlibium, he'd better go back to Dr Tito, which is where he obviously gets his promo scripts from
fatbellyfrank- August 23, 2010 at 10:20 pm
MediumRare Says:
Tue, 08/24/2010 - 08:45
Reedy, barahmeens, preteh ah gah ah bla wig ahn ntra harg mi.

Say it aloud. I fucking dare you.
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Thanks Medrare, my whole fucken office is now convinced I'm a retart, now I'm gonna have to tell em I've been possessed and I speak in tongues, much easier than explaining your an MMA fan, well, where I work anyway
danomite- August 23, 2010 at 9:21 pm
do we even need to keep following BJ around for these Primetime shows anymore? It's the same shit every goddamn time. They should just save time and use the same footage and dub in his opponents names.

BJ complaining about a bad decision - check
BJ calling his opponent chicken - check
BJ's yes men telling him he's the greatest - check
BJ jumping off a cliff on vacay instead of training- check
BJ sounding like he's on the verge of crying - check
DW using the "unmotivated BJ" excuse - check
Biffmiester- August 23, 2010 at 7:46 pm
Reporter: "So James, with all the exposure the UFC & the world of mixed martial arts has gained and maintained over these recent years, as well as the sweet science's lackluster effort to showcase decent events noteworthy to the casual fan's memory, how do you react to the UFC and MMA as a whole essentially taking over boxing's limelight as the premier combat sport in the nation and, in some cases, internationally as well?"

JT: "Dey took our jerbs... durka der dur! Yawmsayn' sun?"
Mr_Misanthropy- August 23, 2010 at 5:44 pm
Lemmeh teala soma ess:

Jake Sheedez? Jakeah Sheedez so bonetah gettah panjamanahs oan befota figh emeh beh emen rangs. Hah.
Mr_Misanthropy- August 23, 2010 at 5:38 pm
Packersohn? Pahkahsohn??!! Lemmeh tealah soma:

Hahnimah goan touchaman. Tree innes. Allaa neena tree innes, enna gonno ennanigh reeah queckilak. Reedy- waita dat- essa "Spenibles"?- Reedy goan spenible comma twenny ate. Cownonna dat.
mt59801- August 23, 2010 at 5:04 pm
It makes me wonder which fight will be the hardest for Mr. Toney, the battle against Couture or the impending battle with Parkinson's.
shadowbox- August 23, 2010 at 5:01 pm
I hate to say it but I think coture is getting knocked out
k-onda- August 23, 2010 at 4:43 pm
Since it's a freak show anyway, I think Randy should walk in carrying a blond wig, and after he's choked Mumbles cold, he should put it on him and take a picture.
Danky4twanky- August 23, 2010 at 4:05 pm
I can't believe the shit that comes outta toney's mouth. Rather, I can't understand it. They need to have Ed soares translate.
destinationblood- August 23, 2010 at 4:01 pm
Anyone have an idea on what the reebok gloves underneath tonys UFC gloves are? are they football/batting gloves in place of wraps? Ive never seen that......
El Guapo- August 23, 2010 at 4:01 pm
Sorry to be a Buzzkill/Debbie Downer/Whiny Biiiiatch, but like I said, the closer the fight gets the more I realize it's a Freakshow.
Sabado Gigante- August 23, 2010 at 3:55 pm
Tony sounds like he has a fuckin scrodum as a tongue...
MediumRare- August 23, 2010 at 3:45 pm
Reedy, barahmeens, preteh ah gah ah bla wig ahn ntra harg mi.

Say it aloud. I fucking dare you.
Kid Clam Curtains- August 23, 2010 at 3:42 pm
Man dat muffuga be huggin up all on me an shit, knowimsayin? UFC is gay yo. you wan fight me fight me lika man. none this fuggin faggot ass gay shit.
Sakuraba3900- August 23, 2010 at 3:40 pm
LOL @ LARGE FONT
El Guapo- August 23, 2010 at 3:23 pm
There was a time I was very much looking forward to watching this fight, foolishly thinking it might actually be competitive. But as the fight draws near, I've realized this shit's a sham. Mumble's has absolutely no chance whatsoever. Puncher's chance, my ass. Not even gonna try to explain it, for that would be insulting your intelligence. So I'll just call it. Randy comes out cautious, closes the distance, takes Mumbles down and grinds him out. No diggity, no doubt. Might take a few minutes. Mumbles is tough. But it's a lock, Nawmsayn.

Fightpicker shouldn't even bother with the "Who's gonna win?" Just predict which round The Natural finishes Mumbles, or the over/under on how many excuses Mumbles makes after he loses. I'll take the over 3 1/2
Mr_Misanthropy- August 23, 2010 at 3:19 pm
Ima wunna gonna danga derla, blown wegone.
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