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Reminder: Keep Sending Us Your Crazy Fighter Run-In Stories for Friday’s Roundtable

(Let’s just say that GSP’s tastes are…specific.)

Last week, we sent out a call for your most memorable MMA fighter run-in stories, and they’ve been steadily pouring in since then. Some of those stories were not entertaining on any level. But a bunch of them are really, really good, and we can’t wait to share them with you in this Friday’s CagePotato Roundtable column. Just yesterday, a dude named Tony sent in an epic tale of Bas Rutten savagely cock-blocking him with a beautiful Persian chick, and I don’t think it’ll be topped. But you can always try, so please continue to send your stories (with photographic proof, if possible) to by Wednesday at midnight ET. Thanks!

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RwilsonR- July 23, 2012 at 10:48 pm
I ran into Dana White outside of the Spearmint Rhino in Vegas. Spouted off some drunken bullshit about hoping Frank Mir would break off that pro wrestler's fucking leg in the fight the next day (Brock Lesnar's debut), and with all the politeness he could muster for my inebriated ass, DW turned and said, "Hey, look, it's Nate Diaz." He proceeded to shove Nate in front of me encouraging us to talk. Needless to say, the conversational skills of a drunk man in line at a Vegas strip club (me) and a Diaz brother didn't really lead to anything interesting being said.
Ogre- July 23, 2012 at 9:09 pm
I was in Vegas for UFC 146. I walked over to Walgreen's to pick up some deodorant and I ran into Jacob Volkman and his team. I grabbed a picture, and Jason told me he and his team were going back to heir room to play Yahtzee. He probably should've doing some mat work; the next night he became the 9th victim of Paul Sass's triangle choke.
intercept440- July 23, 2012 at 8:39 pm
i ran into randy couture at fry's electronics in las vegas a few years ago when he was married to kim the cunt couture...i said sorry and walked away
Goat- July 23, 2012 at 4:32 pm
Here's some back story before I begin:
I'm 25. I'm living in a two bedroom apartment with two other dudes. We're all trying to "make it" in the entertainment business (film making, music, whatever) We've all only been out here about a year, the economy sucks and we're nobodies, so it's been a little rough. So rough, in fact, that the best I can do for a job is Starbucks.

Now, I'm a college educated man and I hate coffee. But a job's a job, and it helps pay the bills, so I do it. This leaves me poor as all hell. I can't even afford going to a BAR to watch UFC PPV's, because the cover + drinks would put me out too much and I'd be that much more unlikely to make it to the next month.
Since starting at Starbucks, I was fortunate enough to earn myself an internship at a development company in Hollywood as well, so I'm at least making some progress in my hopes for the future.

One day, I'm getting off from the internship and I head to a near-by Starbucks to get some writing done (I have a discount because I'm a partner and its a decent place to write, so why not?). Not more than ten minutes am I there when THIS happens...

Yep, that's me. "MiniTS" guy who looks like he's 40.

I'm on cloud 9. I got to meet two awesome competitors, and get my picture with them, what more could I want?

Well...the next day I'm browsing my favorite MMA Blog site,, and what do I see?

Oh shit! It's my picture! And a caption contest! I've been trying to win those for years!

So I post a comment, laying out all the details and giving some righteous details. I'm in, right? No way they can deny me, right? There's even multiple winners! How can I lose...

Turns out, in my haste, I typed in "DVD" instead of "book" in my comment...

CP makes fun of me, I get an honorable mention, and no prize...AFTER getting verbally mutilated by TONS of people in the process...with nothing to show for it...

WTF, CP...WTF...

Xanderschultz- July 23, 2012 at 3:25 pm
I boxed Dan Henderson when I was a kid. Needless to say, things did not go well. Dan's been a good family friend since before I was around, which was probably why he felt ok knocking out a 13 year old. I was allowed to wear both gloves, while he only wore one on his left hand. 8 seconds later, I was nearly put out and within a minute I had a steak on my swollen right eye as my mom was shaking her head at him.

About 7 years later, after he lost the title fight to Anderson, I came over w/ a home made Andy t-shirt. I'd been training jits for the last couple years and wanted to mess w/ him. Long story short, I tried to pull guard and he grabbed my feet and beat up my face w/ my own knees using my feet as levers. That guy is STRONG!
Mr_Misanthropy- July 23, 2012 at 2:15 pm

Buffer GTL Tan Pride FTW 4evah, brrro!
Respeck the pinky bling.
Mr_Misanthropy- July 23, 2012 at 2:13 pm
Coming straight to netflix or a Walmart discount bin near you: George St. Pierre: MILF Slayer 3!
guelph gym- July 23, 2012 at 1:21 pm
gsp likes his wine and woman finely aged
Fried Taco- July 23, 2012 at 11:42 am
GSP has wine glass envy, among other things.
El Famous Burrito- July 23, 2012 at 11:36 am
I met Bruce Buffer once. He was pretty cool. And tan. Really tan.