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Reminder: ‘Wrong Side of Town’ Caption Contest Ends Tomorrow!

Ay dog, we just wanted to let you know that our Wrong Side of Town DVD caption contest ends tomorrow at noon ET, so go here to throw in your final entries for a chance to win.

Bonus, after the jump: Check out the picture we were almost going to use for this contest, before we came across the above shot of Kimbo and the Pimpmidget. No, this is not another caption contest — wasting company time to come up with one-liners for a ridiculous photo of Aleksander Emelianenko should be its own reward.

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for the love of mma- February 22, 2010 at 6:17 pm
wow, did any tell sweety there, that he has hepatitus c! there is a fungus among us.

what is the deal with his gay wrestling boots!!
mma samurai- February 22, 2010 at 6:16 pm
And that ladies and gentleman is why Alex can't fight in the US and has that burning sensation when he pees
dedflesh- February 22, 2010 at 6:04 pm
tywebb- February 22, 2010 at 5:11 pm
Knuckles Up Ho's down coming soon to HBO
Bob Reilly- February 22, 2010 at 4:43 pm
Hmm, Madonna dyed her hair brown again. She must still have a thing for Rodman type guys.
Clyde- February 22, 2010 at 3:31 pm
Remember kids; no glove, no love.
robthom- February 22, 2010 at 3:25 pm
I'm a little Kimbo, Short and stout
Here is my handle, Here is my spout.
echoxer0- February 22, 2010 at 3:08 pm
i will win this caption contest by being the only one that comments on the correct picture:

kimbo is upgrading his golden fist medallion to a whole golden midget.
Richard Fitzentite- February 22, 2010 at 2:46 pm
Take it easy on the poor commie. After the whole "you can't fight in our country due to blood born pathogens" ordeal....this is the only way Alex can get a handy.
southpawrighty- February 22, 2010 at 2:43 pm
Listen! Next time you squat down like that wait until I put the cane under you. Why do think I've spent so much time polishing the insertion point with GSPoline.
Canseco_MMA- February 22, 2010 at 2:36 pm
I swear this was a public service announcement in Stary, Oksol.......
budsellers- February 22, 2010 at 2:14 pm
funny picture, but a caption contest should include a REAL photo. i did not look for an original, but cp did not give credit either and with my amateur eyes, that girl, those gloves and aleks appear to be shot in different light; in other words, it is photochopped. not trying to read less witty comments here, but at least lets do it with real photos.

a doctored up, two-headed duck with beaked ben heads would be a funny as hell to comment on, but not as funny as kimbo posing in real life with his brother from another mother.
AFOMMADOTCOM- February 22, 2010 at 2:14 pm
30 seconds earlier Aleks pushed this girl out of his foreskin, cause thats how he rolls.
robthom- February 22, 2010 at 2:10 pm
Similar to the effect of orange skin on a guidette, Russian girls just cant resist the permanent affliction shirt.
KOParty- February 22, 2010 at 2:10 pm
Finally, the UFC found someone Kimbo can knockout...Just watch out for that 16" jab!
Maine Blazer- February 22, 2010 at 1:45 pm
The pink boxing gloves do an excellent job of hiding Aleksander Emelianenko's mangina.
uzithrasha- February 22, 2010 at 1:44 pm
those gloves must be cold
youngblood- February 22, 2010 at 1:40 pm
The Russian version of Elephantitas.
FightZen- February 22, 2010 at 1:30 pm
Those aren't gloves... Aleks is recovering from a particularly nasty low-blow.
MrBLunTs- February 22, 2010 at 1:22 pm
Good thing they didnt have 4oz gloves.
danomite- February 22, 2010 at 1:18 pm
Welcome to where you come for the witty MMA articles, but stay for the Russian CFNM NSFW pornography.
PurplePickle- February 22, 2010 at 1:16 pm
Ohio wouldn't sanction that fight either.
knuckleup101- February 22, 2010 at 1:11 pm
While most men are entertained with being their own towel rack, Aleksander petitions the Guiness book of records for his unique ability to support the weight of a woman..............
danomite- February 22, 2010 at 1:09 pm
Man, Chuck's dance partner from Dancing with the stars really gets around.
Perdew- February 22, 2010 at 1:04 pm
she kind of looks like a busted "i have aleksander's hep" version of tori black