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The Return of CagePotato Comments of the Week!

Some of you have been asking us why we don’t give CagePotato t-shirts away anymore. Others have been asking us why our store site has completely shit the bed. The answers to those questions are 1) Because we’re lazy, and 2) Don’t ask us, we just work here. But it’s been too long since we’ve shouted out our best commenters, and that insult ends…right now. Picking up "Devil Horns" tees this week are…

skeletor on "Get Your Sleeveless T-Shirt Out: The UFC Now Has a Gym": I think you get to train at the gym for something like $20 for the first month, but you have to come in early when no important people are around to see you. If you do well enough they will do like a multi-month contract for about $45 dollars. The more buff you get the more you have to pay, and it can get pretty out of hand. The biggest problem is if you ever leave for another gym or they kick you out for not being able to squat as much as some of the new guys, Dana will publicly berate you. He will then begin to question the the validity of you’re max on the bench, and say you only went to the friendlier less dictator like gym down the street because he didn’t want you at his gym anymore.

If you’re not ready for the UFC gym I would suggest trying out a smaller gym like Strikeforce. They have some good equipment just not nearly as much, but the fees are less, and the owner isn’t such a dick. Also they let you work out at other gyms for as long as you want, even if they take the time to build a whole workout room around your specific needs.

I hope this clears up some of the questions you had. So to sum it all up, it looks like Chuck could use some fiber in his diet.

landOencagement on "Renzo Gracie‘s Only Problem Is His Wife Complaining": BJ Penn looks like the baby from Dinosaurs in that clip.
[Ed. note: OMFG.]

If your name has been called, please e-mail with your address and shirt size, and we’ll get a shirt out to you pronto.

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RealNick- January 30, 2010 at 4:27 am
Already got one.
PurplePickle- January 29, 2010 at 4:45 pm
@ Armfarmer

You're right, you aren't very funny. You do however know your shit about this sport and that deserves some attention. I never skip over your comments because you bring a lot to the table when mma is the actual discussion. Good on you.

Actually, you were kind of funny when you were riding Blevin's ass for a day and a half. Funny in a mean way.
robthom- January 29, 2010 at 2:51 pm
landOencagement (?) sure knows a lot about "dinosaurs".
I dont know if I should be impressed or concerned.
rlh61- January 29, 2010 at 2:13 pm
Ah, there it is...BJ turned CB's frown upsidedown.
ghostboner- January 29, 2010 at 1:03 pm
When I first saw the dad dinosaur at the top of the page I thought "WTF? CB Dolloway smiles now?"
Ouch That hurts- January 29, 2010 at 12:22 pm
It'd be funny if I ever received my winning shirt from a few months ago.
Sabado Gigante- January 29, 2010 at 12:07 pm
I. I want. I want to. I want to drink. I want to drink another. I want to drink another cup. I want to drink another cup of. I want to drink another cup of coffee. I want to drink another cup of coffee and. I want to drink another cup of coffe and not. I want to drink another cup of coffe and not be. I want to drink another cup of coffe and not be bored.
ArmFarmer- January 29, 2010 at 11:55 am
I stopped trying to be funny a long time ago.. now I'm just mean. Btw, fuck you guys.
Goat- January 29, 2010 at 11:39 am
So I wake up, throw two ginger bread pop tarts into my toaster and sit down to see if today, maybe just once, I'd see my name flash across the CP main page as a winner of the comment of the week. I had worked hard in the past, and have been nominated, but like Martin Scorsese, being nominated don't mean shit. Well, turns out, yet again, I've been snuffed. And like any great artist, when the world rejects his work and refuses to point out his genius, I can only move on. I can only plan my next project, my next scheme. Because the glory cannot just be tasted, it must be eaten.
Kimbos Bread- January 29, 2010 at 10:54 am
Skeletor's comment was a real stretch at trying to be funny and it was way too long. But Skeletor has deserved a shirt for a while I think, so I guess it's about time.

Lando's comment was only funny in the sense that BJ was in the same pose as the dinosaur, but that's a common pose I guess.

Either way, those weren't anywhere close to the funny quotes I normally read here. So....way to go CP for sticking with tradition.
rlh61- January 29, 2010 at 10:37 am
I'm with steampunk...great metaphor skeletor...that's the MMA equivalent of "Plato's Allegory of the Cave".

As for the photo on the right...looks like BJ riding on Bigfoot Silva's shoulders...I knew that guy was a throw-back.
skeletor- January 29, 2010 at 10:17 am
I sure am glad I got shitfaced hammered all weekend and called into work on Monday with the brown bottle flu.
steampunk22- January 29, 2010 at 10:11 am
Baha, skeletor this is why I like you!
That being said, there are going to be some none too happy skeletor bashers out there.

Too bad these shirts aren't awarded retroactively, but thems the breaks I guess. Good choices for comments, hopefully the COTW posts stick around, there are some funny people that post.
ArmFarmer- January 29, 2010 at 10:11 am
@wrye bash

Wrye Bash- January 29, 2010 at 9:48 am
ksgbobo- January 29, 2010 at 9:26 am
Good job CP picking those comments...hilarious
ArmFarmer- January 29, 2010 at 8:39 am
Seriously the obnoxious ads that start blaring as soon as you open a page are getting really fucking annoying. I shouldn't have to mute my computer every time I want to surf the web.
ReX13- January 29, 2010 at 8:39 am
Wait, so...someone has been reading all the horrible things i post? Man, I'm going to look like a UFC fan. And by that, i mean "asshole".
Wrye Bash- January 29, 2010 at 8:33 am
Why didn't my name get called, you guys?
Homoplata- January 29, 2010 at 8:15 am
sweet unfunny diatribe skeletor
Sabado Gigante- January 29, 2010 at 8:06 am
Not the momma!