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Rogan vs. Columbus II: 3/5 @ Southern Theatre

(Here’s what happened the last time Joe did a show in Columbus. Just think — you could be that drunk, Affliction-clad asshole.)

As first reported right here, UFC commentator/funnydude Joe Rogan is filming his next comedy special in March, to be broadcast on Spike TV. has just posted this notice announcing the details:

Comedian Joe Rogan will shoot a one hour comedy special for cable TV at The Southern Theatre in Columbus, Ohio on March 5 — two days before Rampage Jackson takes on Keith Jardine at UFC 96 in Nationwide Arena. Show times are 7:00 & 10:00 PM and tickets are on sale now at all Ticketmaster outlets. Fans can read Joe’s daily blog detailing his preparations leading up to the performances at
"If you have never seen Joe Rogan’s comedy show, you should go see him live March 5th at the Southern Theatre in Columbus," said Dana White, UFC President. "His shows are fun, exciting and are always packed; this is a great night out for UFC fans headed to Columbus for UFC 96."

In the event that you won’t be near Columbus on 3/5, at least take the above suggestion and start following Joe’s blog, where’s he’s been writing enormous and insightful posts about primate evolution, pursuing your passions amid uncertainty, and why Kellogg’s should lighten up about the Michael Phelps weed situation. Here, why don’t I just give you an excerpt from that last one:

Do you guys even know your consumer statistics? Well, let me fill you in on some of my own personal scientific research on the subject, because I have been closely studying my own purchases for over 20 years, and I can tell you that I’ve been high 100% of the time I’ve bought your shit. I mean, do you guys ever think about what you sell? Pop tarts? Are you kidding me? I would be willing to bet that 50% of the people buying pop tarts are stoned out of their fucking minds.
Just to be perfectly clear on my position, I would like you to know that I enjoy your products. I think many of them are quite tasty, but lets be honest; you guys sell sugar-drenched shit that’s horrible for your body — in fact, it’s actually way worse for your body than pot — and you market this shit specifically to children…
It’s 4:40am here in LA, and I’m going to wrap up this blog and to celebrate its completion I’m going to enjoy one of my personal favorite Kellogg’s products: Eggo waffles. I’m gonna pop 4 of them bitches into the toaster, and then I’m gonna stuff the bong with some fine, American grown “Train Wreck” and sacrifice the sacred plant to the fire gods in tribute to the unjustly persecuted 8 time Olympian hero. Then I’m gonna get some butter, and I’m gonna smear it on those Eggos, I’m gonna cover them with maple syrup, and I’m going to eat the ever loving fuck out of them. Good day, sirs.

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yuntian- November 13, 2011 at 5:09 pm
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Anonymous- February 20, 2009 at 5:38 am
Rogan is one of those comedians who gets his material by picking on his audience. LAME.
Zanzibarz- February 20, 2009 at 2:40 am
Kellogg's can go fuck itself in the ass.
Kintama Chikara- February 19, 2009 at 9:33 pm
B-tard- February 19, 2009 at 9:19 pm
Joe Rogan just lost his kellog's endorsement.
Tee Reks- February 19, 2009 at 4:26 pm
TUF Guy is actually a pretty funny dude.

I'm not sure why you guys insist on giving him so much negative attention.

Perhaps you all need to mature a bit?
TUF Guy- February 19, 2009 at 3:24 pm
@ MMA Wannabe

Eat shit and die. I own you too.
MMA Wannabe- February 19, 2009 at 3:01 pm
The people who are "ruining" this site are the ones that don't even wait for TUF guy to say anything and just come out and say that he's gay/loves cock/a gay cocklover/a lover of gay cock.

How about you shitbricks shut the fuck up and just comment on the articles instead of being "Intarweb Toughguy!"

Following my own advice:
I thought the mighty mouse shirt was cool. Now I feel like a dork. Thanks Joe Rogan for ruining my life.
@ TUF Guy- February 19, 2009 at 2:44 pm
We know. Taking pics with chicks who have Adam's apples on your Myspace says it all.
Tuf Guy- February 19, 2009 at 2:42 pm
Smokey- February 19, 2009 at 2:39 pm
Tuf Gay gets owned everywhere he goes. thats his life's story.
Machete for hands- February 19, 2009 at 2:36 pm

@Richard Fitzentite


Jimbroni- February 19, 2009 at 2:28 pm
How about Babalu being the fat chick. We already know TUG Guy's girlfriend has a bigger cock than he does, so he won't be able to tell the difference anyway.
UFC fan- February 19, 2009 at 2:27 pm
Tuf GAY.......was that you?
IT was wasn't it? really ARE gay!
mma-pro- February 19, 2009 at 2:27 pm
@carl----i guess you have never puffed REAL kush if you think train wreck is bomb, its ok. come out to cali, im vapin o-g, master, chem all day long. the kind of shit that would have you napping. Joe should have choked that fool out, takin off your shirt at a comedy club actin tough, what a homo
thaigger- February 19, 2009 at 2:20 pm
joe rogan is the man that shit was hilarious
Machete for hands- February 19, 2009 at 2:17 pm
fat girl i mean lol typo
Machete for hands- February 19, 2009 at 2:17 pm
yup Jimbroni i think we busted his ass and good too. and who cares if he saw are little game plan on how to catch him. im pretty sure he will still go for the bait. so whos gonna be the fat shit??
Jimbroni- February 19, 2009 at 2:10 pm
LMAO @ the fat chick idea. I'll just bring a nigger bat. But I'd get more pleasure out of using my fists. Oh, and his comment about the Myspace...that's definitely him trying to deflect attention to his stupid account.
Machete for hands- February 19, 2009 at 2:07 pm
if i were you tuff gay i mean tuf guy i would read that. your gonna need that as proof to show to the cops. dont worry we arent gonna kill you dude. just beat you soo bad your father will have to take notes on a good ass kicking
Machete for hands- February 19, 2009 at 2:05 pm
if one of you guys dresses up as a fat girl we can use you as bait!! then we fucking beat his ass down! motherfucker see if your invisible now stupid fuck
TUF Guy- February 19, 2009 at 2:04 pm
I hope you guys jump some random guy from Myspace LOL that would be hillarious

@ Machete.. thanks for the novel you just dedicated to me. I might read it some time.

breeze- February 19, 2009 at 1:59 pm
this tufguy character seems like kind of a goof
Richard Fitzentite- February 19, 2009 at 1:57 pm
TUFGuy was that guy......always has.
Babalu- February 19, 2009 at 1:57 pm
Like Pistol Pump said, TUF Guy only pulls this shit because he knows no one can touch him through the internet. We need to get together and jump him one day. We already know what he looks like and where he works. He has no idea who we are. It's perfect.