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Ronda Rousey is DTF Fight Week, Y’all. In Related News, You Still Have No Chance With Her

Not to overexpose you to Strikeforce champion Ronda Rousey (as if that were possible) but we just saw a clip of her recent appearance on the Conan O’Brien show and she caught our eye and ear. Conan asked Ronda if women fighters stick to the old maxim prevalent in male fight camps – no sex before a fight.

Ronda, bless her soul, said that rule was rubbish for women. In fact, she said, sex is good for women (told you, Lindsey!) fighters (oh, ok) before a fight because it increases their testosterone. She also said that although she doesn’t know the science behind it, it might be that women suck it out of men during sex…alright.

Rousey is getting pretty good at this fight promotion thing, isn’t she? Combine her charisma and sexuality with the fact that she is a savage in the ring and apparently simply hates other fighters’ arms, and she’s the total package. And, oh yeah, she’s totally single so maybe if you get your groupie ass to San Diego in the third week of August you might have a shot with the champ.

No you won’t.

In any case, watch the full clip above and then watch Rousey defend her Strikeforce belt against Sarah Kaufman August 18th on Showtime.

- Elias Cepeda

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linzhanex- August 10, 2012 at 7:51 pm .
BaghdadBob- August 10, 2012 at 8:08 am
Sorry to be a killjoy, but doesn't Rousey's face remind you of the banjo player from Deliverance? Admit it...
Mr_Misanthropy- August 10, 2012 at 3:15 am
Hhheeeyyyy Ronda-

Call my secretary @ 212-479-7990. I'll see if she can clear a 2:00 appointment on the 16th so I can service you to relieve the pressure. I will inject you full of testosterone and other performance enhancing substances. I guarantee you will be so full of legal performance enhancers that they will be oozing out of every available orifice that you possess. I hear you are into fists and other forms of sexual intercourse. It's a good thing you are currently single because I have no illusion of forming any sort of lasting commitment. If you should happen to end up being late on your next cycle (not that one, the other one, you know what I mean) please have somebody at your gym punch you repeatedly in the stomach. Let's make this happen... "Here we go!"


Mr. Misanthropy
ctastrophe- August 9, 2012 at 4:35 pm
@J. Spaceman

Your logic is flawless.
Big Daddy Duker- August 9, 2012 at 3:14 pm
Anybody remember "Meat" from the WWF? Best. Gimmick. Ever. He would bed down with his lady before matches. Then he would be lazy and lethargic in the ring, and it would cost him. Meat never went anywhere. No Championship gold. Now he's a damn chirpractor. I think we could all learn a thing or two from Meat's mistakes, don't you?
Pen Fifteen- August 9, 2012 at 2:09 pm
The no sex before fights rule is stupid for men, because having sex boosts male testosterone levels as well. I'm assuming it's meant more than anything to be sure a guy is pissed off during a fight, which seems counterproductive to me.
J. Spaceman- August 9, 2012 at 1:58 pm
I don't agree with that at all. Hot girls always date douchebags. And, since everyone on the internet always tells me what a huge douchebag I am, that leads me to believe we're meant to be.
The12ozCurls- August 9, 2012 at 1:56 pm
So you named your blow-up doll Lindsey?
Texascrazyhorse- August 9, 2012 at 1:47 pm
Sorry Bout that...internet messed up.

In other news I call DIBS!
Texascrazyhorse- August 9, 2012 at 1:46 pm