@ FBF and Viva Hate – that is some funny shit!

Shogun looks like they asked him totake this picture emidiately after his brothers last fight. I have never seen a sadder mug on a dude holding a UFC belt.

^TheHuytonHandGrenade

Yep it does say that…

Is Nate Diaz name actually down as the kid from Stockton on thes figures i know its small print but im sure thats what i read hahaha

the carwin looks more like Liddell than it does shane

Alright,

It’s Confession time I as well own some of the Old school Jakks specific Once WWF action figures. I gotta say when I was like Eight to Twelve these things were amazing and just outright fun I mean they had “Real” Bone snapping action and.. Alright so I have them all in a box in the attic and this kind of makes me wanna bust them out and have a Royal Rumble or some shit.

@FBF

Thats some funny shit, I have a bunch of those I should dig them out I think they sold the steroids and shotgun accessories separately though so I never got to play mass suicide. Though I do have the Old Brian Pillman and Eddie Guerrero figures maybe I can make a cool youtube video of them blowing coke off my Sable/China/ and Stephanie mcmahon. Oh the fun that might ensue!

Dear Editor: If I get banned from youtube will you post my amazing video?

Is it just me or does the Thiago Silva one look like he’s tripping on acid and thinks he’s a gorilla?

I just read somewhere that Lil’ Tykes is bringing out it’s own salute to Chandella Powell, A Spring Hobby Horse in her likeness.
This Adult sized Hobby horse allows it’s owner to ride Chandella all night long as they watch reruns of UFC 119 and then put her away wet.

@Ballkick,
You are actually onto something, rumor gas it the Chandella figures will be nothing more than left over My Little Pony dolls with larger teeth glued on, sadly I think they are not fugly enough from what I have read.

Almost North

Right cause Carwin isn’t a huge dopey mouthbreather looking motherfucker in real life. Its just the doll.

Hahah!!!

^ you can meke your own ring girl dolls, just get a standard blow up doll, than glue a portrait of your favourite ring girl on, I’ve got hundreds

The folks at Round 6&1/2 are proud to announce the

UFC Ring Girl Collection

Featuring the Arianny Celeste Figurine with Bobble-Boobs and two ring girl outfits in blue and red.
The Chandella Powell Figurine comes with it’s own feed-bag and Blacksmith set,…also a booklet on keeping her mane and tail looking it’s best.

Next up The Brittney Palmer Figurine with kung fu grip…..for you lonely guys.

FBF >>

Hell points AND a belly laugh? Yeah, i dig it. Well played, sir.

Also, Charming Charlie has to be the most polite troll ever. Like, EVER ever ever.

 And what does being cynical about an MMA blogger make you, Charlie?

Let me guess….President of Round 5?

Mike Russel, they look just like the fighters. Being cynical about politics makes you look smart. Being cynical about MMA action figures makes you look stupid.

The Anderson Silva action figure has the “NO SOUL” eyes going on.

Shane Carwin’s action figure features a 5 minute stand up time, comes with a gurney, oxygen tank and list of excuses.

Shane “The Iceman” Carwin!
lol, not even close
Vitor looks like Nate Marquardt and Gonzaga’s forbidden love child

I would buy the Diego Sanchez and Carwin figures if you could pull a string and make them say “YES!” and “TIMMY!”, respectively.

@Fbf,
I will take one, I am making a nativity scene and I need someone to choking the baby Jesus in a roid rage.

Why is the Silva figure making some sort of fishlike kiss face?

Poor Thiago Silva…

@fatbellyfrank

A. Holy shit.

2. I lol’d.

When are my Chris Benoit dolls gonna be worth anything on e-bay, I went out and bought a couple after he killed his family thinking they might become collectors items

I actually love that Nate Diaz is mean-mugging even in doll form.

@ gigerarm – For the Belfort one, I think Gonzaga fucked Tito’s wife, and she popped out a little plastic version of him. That is if Gonzaga could reproduce with a woman who is 90% plastic herself.

The belfort doll looks like nate marquardt and why is the silva doll cross eyed?

Belfort looks like Gabe Gonzaga…

I was almost frightened by the Nate Diaz doll. But then I remembered the Diazes specifically told us not to be scared, homey.

If you shave the Carwin doll, I think it’s a little Chris Leben-ish.

Diego Sanchez looks like Gilbert Melendez.

Carwin’s looks like they pumped the Iceman figurine with juice, wonder if it shoots fire out it’s crotch?

The Spider one is the most disturbing of the lot.

The Carwin doll looks like a jacked up Simon Pegg.

Right cause Carwin isn’t a huge dopey mouthbreather looking motherfucker in real life. Its just the doll.

that looks something like vitor belfort. np.

wow gigerarm, i was just about to say that.

also, carwin’s guy looks like he rides the short bus

Belfort’s figure looks like Gonzaga had sex with Marquardt and they gave birth to that toy.

HGH Kush?

Nate Diaz is stacked! must be a new type of herb

Thanks, but I’ll stick with my Mr. Potato Head. I can make it look more like the fighters than this.

Why do grown men buy action figures (dolls)? Somebody please explain this shit to me.