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Round 5 Releases Another Series of MMA Action Figures That *Vaguely* Resemble Fighters They’re Modeled After

(Morton Downey Jr. is not impressed with these action figures.)

Keeping with its tradition of producing head-scratchingly non-resembling miniature renditions of MMA fighters and personalities, Round 5 announced today the release of its sixth series of action figures.

Instead of posting a photo of the latest wave of figures, who, besides their hairstyles and accessories, really don’t capture the likenesses of the people they’re based on (at all), we figured we’d let you decide who they *really* look like.

Give us your best guesses.

As far as we can discern, their catalogue includes: Ryan GoslingDexter, Gabriel Gonzaga, John LithgowRoger LodgeSamuel Jackson from Black Snake Moan, Rick Dees, Marlon Brando, Kirby Puckett, Meatloaf, Miguel Torres, Brett Favre, Ray-J, Paulie from Rocky, Gabriel Gonzaga, Eddie Van Halen (or Jeff Cain), Chris Klein, Wesley “Cabbage” Correira, the dude from Avatar, Gabriel Gonzaga and a blow-up doll…


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flampoo- March 30, 2011 at 10:56 am
7 is Machida
flampoo- March 30, 2011 at 10:55 am
Taken from the Round 5 website:

01 GSP
02 Forrest
03 Vitor
04 Gray Maynard
05 Joe Rogan
06 Rashaad Evans
07 ?
08 Kenflo
09 Anderson Silva
10 Lesnar
11 Big Nog
12 Bas
13 Velasquez?
14 Guida
15 Dan Hardy
16 DeeDub
17 Prodigy
18 Tito
19 Ace
20 Carwin
21 Shogun
22 Royce Gracie
23 John Jones
24 Serra
NorthSouthDudesOnly- March 29, 2011 at 9:50 pm
"They are supposed to be a cartoon like resemblance to the fighters."

If the company's goal is to only slightly resemble the fighters, then I take back any criticism I have ever said, since they are accomplishing that with flying colors.
KillerPug- March 29, 2011 at 7:46 pm
#10 is King Kong Buddy :)
sPeLLcHeCkEr- March 29, 2011 at 1:25 pm
Interesting! My apologies if any of these are repeats:

1. John Cena
2. Chris Jericho
3. Snitsky
4. Hmm, not sure.
5. Scotty Too Hotty
6. Junkyard Dog
7. Rey Mysterio
8. Triple H
9. Tony Atlas
10. !*Definitely*! King Kong Bundy
11. Tito Santana
12. Kurt Angle
13. Lex Luger
14. Kane
15. Ricky Steamboat
16. Shane McMahon
17. Funaki
18. Isaac Yankem, DDS
19. Randy Orton
20. Undertaker
21. Andre The Giant
22. Robocop (no mask)
23. Kofi Kingston
24. Karmasucks, in sucking mode
Mex- March 29, 2011 at 10:07 am
1- Neutrogena Kuato
2- Smug Kuato
3- Frustrated Kuato
4- "I Am Disappoint" Kuato
5- Jolly Rapist Kuato
6- Dat Ass Kuato
7- Always a Bridesmaid Kuato
8- Kuato Mazaratto
9- Rick Fox
10- JUST BLEED Kuato
11- Jaundiced Kuato Mazaratto
12- Shar Pei Kuato
13- Snowballin' Kuato
14- Mean Muggin' In A Wind Tunnel
15- Full Blown AIDS Kuato
16- Do You Wanna Be A Fuckin' Kuato
17- Cabbage Patch Kuato
18- Kuato (Beady)
19- Kuato (Beadiest)
20- Gooch Kuato
21- Gooch Kuato (Jenna edition)
22- Kuato (Free GJJ Blue Belt w/ purchase)
23- Brian Fellow Kuato
24- KuatOh Noooo!
danomite- March 29, 2011 at 9:43 am
Come on guys, this is a trick question. Clearly numbers 13, 20, 21, and 24 are really just close up pics of Ben's sex doll collection. Did you think you could just slip those in there? You probably never thought that someone else on here would have an extensive collection of male sex dolls did ya?
Palmtreeguy- March 29, 2011 at 9:02 am
Is this site really hurting this bad for great articles? Who the hell cares if the figures don't exactly look like the fighters. All the fighters Round 5 makes are all pre-approved by the fighters themselves. That's the damn point of these figures. Look at the 1340 pose figures made by the UFC. They are way worse. These are not made to be a replica or else they would say Replica Figures !!! Holy fuck; are most of you that uneducated? They are supposed to be a cartoon like resemblance to the fighters. That's the point. How bout some more decent journalism here guys. Site is drifting into ridiculousness ......... !!!!!!!

a butthurt Round 5 designer.
NorthSouthDudesOnly- March 29, 2011 at 6:56 am
#6 Bob Sapp
#15 Dan Lauzon
BuckWild- March 29, 2011 at 3:40 am
No wait... Its Rashad after Bones broke off in em.. Yea, it is Suga, but still looks like he is takin a great big ol Duce!
BuckWild- March 29, 2011 at 3:37 am
The only one thats important is #6. Its Rampage take a shat all over Hamill. I mean it has to be, look at the strained expression, and that smirky grin !
Sjsurf- March 29, 2011 at 12:48 am
pretty sure 6 is cecil peoples and 10 is king kong bundy
Waxedpants- March 29, 2011 at 12:48 am
take it back
Bigshig ties with a bunch of you guys -- too much awesomeness here to mention it all

well done guys , well done
Waxedpants- March 29, 2011 at 12:45 am
Bigshig wins

24 is obviously a gay blow up doll

funniest fucking posts/article in a long time
Waxedpants- March 29, 2011 at 12:44 am
holy shit the kuato reference hahahahahah
I almost pissed myself.
darciesdaddy- March 28, 2011 at 11:46 pm
#13 The "I dare you" blow job
#20 The Confused blow job
#21 The "Let's just get this over with" blow job
#24 The SURPRISE blow job

#23, with the smooth baby soft skin a pedophile could love
RwilsonR- March 28, 2011 at 10:16 pm
Okay, look, the Nick Ring gay jokes are getting old. I know he has a lisp, and sounds a little too fabulous for a straight man, but seriously, did Round 5 really have to make #24 like that. Nick has fighting talents they could have highlighted instead.
Snitches_get_stitches- March 28, 2011 at 9:58 pm
Funniest shit i've seen all day.. And it's been a loooong day.. 14 looks like Kane from WWE..
Kevro- March 28, 2011 at 8:59 pm
1- GSP
3- nate the great
4-the russian from rocky mixed with stephen struve
5- i cant stop laughing at 6
6- lmfao evans?
7- lyoto
8- matt hughes
9- Spider
10- ok thats the russian from rocky.
11- no idea, but he looks very concerned.
12- bas rutten
13- wanderlie silva
14- steven stuve, yes i know i spelled his name differently.
15-mark hominick
16-no idea.
17- bj penn
18- tito
19- shogun
20 shane carwin
21- cant tell.
22- no idea
exect4500- March 28, 2011 at 8:14 pm
Number six looks like Rashad who's gotten very bad service at a restaurant.
Buff Frank Mir- March 28, 2011 at 7:36 pm
is the John Macarthy from Celebrity Death Match?
Peetee- March 28, 2011 at 7:33 pm
10. Death Metal
20. Punk
24. Opera
FrankShamrock- March 28, 2011 at 7:20 pm
I totally spotted Eddie Van Halen.
jessbarr87- March 28, 2011 at 7:10 pm
scratch that 16 is leben
tech509- March 28, 2011 at 7:07 pm
@bigshig,,,dude,, "the i just smelled shit upper lip" you nailed it i laughed so hard i nearly fell off the couch. clasic!