(And still…the undisputed king…of the pre-fight mean-mug!)
Here’s some good news for those of you who can’t get enough of Quinton “Rampage” Jackson’s antics: Spike TV may very well agree with you. Fighters Only is passing along a rumor that Rampage is being seriously considered as a coach for season 10 of “The Ultimate Fighter,” mainly because he was “a big hit with Spike TV executives thanks to his charismatic and extrovert nature.” Obviously, this is still in the early planning stages, but it does present a couple logistical challenges for season ten, which is set to begin filming around a month or so from now.
First, if tradition holds true we’d expect to see ‘Page coaching opposite the person he would fight after the show finishes airing. And since he’s next in line for a shot at the light heavyweight strap, that means either season two TUF winner Rashad Evans turns right around after his title defense at UFC 98 and does the six-week show, or else Lyoto Machida gets to confound America with his vague, enigmatic aphorisms for an entire season.
The first option is probably better than the second. Not only is there already some heat behind Rampage vs. Rashad that might make for good reality TV, they’re also both native English speakers. Not that the UFC couldn’t use the chance to put Machida over with the fans if he wins, but there is the distinct possibility that MMA fans might find themselves somehow even more apathetic about him after reading his subtitles every week.
You also have to wonder if Rampage even wants the job as TUF coach. He didn’t seem thrilled about it the first time, but he’d almost have to do it if Dana White asks him to. They’ve been through some stuff together, in case you hadn’t heard.
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Wed, 05/06/09 - 03:08
FIRST YAYYYYYYYYYYYY, NOW CAN SOMEONE SERVE ME UP A COCKMEATSANDWICH?
Wed, 05/06/09 - 03:09
Damn that would be SICKKKKK!!!!!!
Wed, 05/06/09 - 03:09
jesus christ his head is F'n HUGE
Wed, 05/06/09 - 03:10
Make his opposing coach the same as last time. JACKSON VS. GRIFFIN 2
Wed, 05/06/09 - 03:18
What about Jackson and Florian as coaches - both guys are fighting for a belt in the fall.
Wed, 05/06/09 - 03:33
Rashad coaching opposite Rampage would make for good tv, but Machida might bring back the consumption of bodily fluids that we all enjoyed so much last season.
Wed, 05/06/09 - 03:38
!
Wed, 05/06/09 - 03:38
I like where Springer's head is at...
Wed, 05/06/09 - 03:40
This TUFF shit is outta control... Fuck reality TV!
Wed, 05/06/09 - 03:54
ufc should hire krazy horse and throw him in as the opposite coach to promote the utter insanity of rampage and krazy horse. the one is delirious and an advocate of the falsely propagated 'secret'. the other is a naked wanderer who sought to fight customers in a walmart parking lot.
Wed, 05/06/09 - 03:55
that would be 'some black on black crime' my friends...
Wed, 05/06/09 - 03:56
I think we should embrace Rampage's mentally insecure nature and have him coach both sides. He will be convinced that the Badass Rampage will fight the Good Christian Rampage and then in the finale we will get to observe him have an psychological battle for 5 rounds. Then he can be fed energy drinks and allowed to drive home.
Wed, 05/06/09 - 03:57
Yeah the show is getting to be a bit much. I don't even watch it when it comes on sometimes.... I would rather watch Dora the explorer. They lost me when they brought Junie Browning little stupid no talent ass clown brother onto the show.
Wed, 05/06/09 - 04:02
they should do a Team USA vs Team Brazil with Rampage and Machida as Coaches! That would be awesome!!
Wed, 05/06/09 - 04:04
funny!!
Wed, 05/06/09 - 04:05
only tuf bums should coach Tuf bums from now on, they can't be tying up there good fighters they don't have many
Wed, 05/06/09 - 04:05
THEY SHOULD DO A TEAM USA VS TEAM USA WITH RAMPAGE AND RASHAD AS COACHES! THAT WOULD BE AWESOME!
Wed, 05/06/09 - 04:05
16th yay!!
Wed, 05/06/09 - 04:13
Retard
Wed, 05/06/09 - 04:16
DAMN, I CAN'T EVEN GO TO FUCKIN WORK FOR A DAY WITHOUT YOU DUMB MOTHER FUCKERS FUCKIN AROUND WITH MY NAME, AND ACTING LIKE A BUNCH OF FUCKIN MORONS. ANYWAY, THE REAL CAPS LOCK HAL IS BACK IN THE HOUSE, AND READY FOR BUISNESS. 1ST OF ALL, THIS IS MY FIRST POSTING OF THE DAY. (2) YOU FUCKS CAN KISS MY ASS. (3) SCM, YOUR A DUMB FUCK. YOU CAN CONTINUE TO GO FUCK YOURSELF BECAUSE I CAN, AND WILL BEAT THE HELL OUT OF YOU, AND THERES NOT A DAMN THING ON EARTH THAT YOU CAN OR WILL DO ABOUT THAT. (4) YOU CAPS LOCK HAL WANNA B DUMB ASS MOTHER FUCKERS MAY AS WELL LINE UP RIGHT BEHIND SCM AND WAIT YOUR TURN BECAUSE I HAVE PLENTY OF ASS WHIPPIN FOR ALL OF YOU. (5) SCM, I'LL BE IN CALI IN ABOUT 3 FUCKING WEEKS YOU SORRY MOTHER FUCKER YOU SO HOW ABOUT POSTING YOUR ADDRESS SO I CAN HUNT YOU DOWN TO YOUR FRONT DOOR. YOU ARE THE MAIN REASON I HAVE DECIDED TO MAKE THE TRIP. POST YOUR ADDRESS OR SHUT YOUR FUCKING MOUTH ONCE, AND FOR ALL. (6) I'D SAY NOT A DAMN ONE OF YOU IDIOT BASTARDS WOULD ACTUALLY HAVE THE FUCKING BALLS TO FACE ME LIKE A MAN SO WE CAN TAKE CARE OF OUR DIFFRENCES. ECCEPT FOR YOU GOOG, THIS HAS NOTHING TO DO WITH YOU MY FRIEND. YOUR THE MOST REASONABLE, AND INTELLIGENT ONE ON HERE. PROBLY THE BIGGEST BASTARD AT THAT. LOL. ANYWAY FUCK THE REST OF YOU SORRY MOTHER FUCKERS BECAUSE I'LL BE IN CALI IN 3 WEEKS IF THIS FUCKING COWARD BIG MOUTH SON OF A BITCH SCM WILL POST A DIRECT ADDRESS TO WHERE I CAN FIND HIM. HE'S JUST A FUCKING COWARD JUST LIKE EVERYONE ELSE ON HERE. I CAN'T WAIT TO SHOW UP ON HIS FUCKING DOOR STEP SO I CAN RIP THAT BIG DUMB FUCKIN HEAD OFF HIS SHOULDERS, AND EAT THE MOTHER FUCKER. THATS ENOUGH FOR NOW. LIKE I SAID, IF YOU HAVE THE FUCKING BALLS TO POST AN ADDRESS SO I KNOW WHERE TO FIND YOUR SORRY ASS AT THEN HURRY THE FUCK UP CAUSE WE ARE NOT GETTING ANY YOUNGER MOTHER FUCKER. HELL, ALOT OF THE SHIT YOUR SAYING MIGHT JUST BE COMING FROM OTHER DUMB ASS PEOPLE TRYING TO START SHIT, AND USING YOUR NAME. BUT IF NOT THEN YEAH, LETS FIGHT PUSSY. DON'T BE AFRAID WHEN IT ACTUALLY COMES DOWN TO IT. I'D HATE TO WASTE MY MONEY GOING ALL THE WAY THERE, AND BACK.
Wed, 05/06/09 - 04:17
Sorry, I like Rampage as a fighter ,but he sucked as a coach, thats the facts.Lost most of the fights, lost his cool, dicked around too much, then acted like a tool in real life after the show,Nahhh, give it to someone else,Rampage needs to stay focused with fighting.
Wed, 05/06/09 - 04:19
Notice how the tool above my last comment thinks that by continueing to act like a douchebag will get us to respond to his dumbass comments and threats,lol
Wed, 05/06/09 - 04:23
You just responded billy. FAIL
Wed, 05/06/09 - 04:24
Why so hostile, lover?
Wed, 05/06/09 - 04:25
CAPSLOCK HAL'S LATENT HOMOSEXUAL RAGE IS COMING OUT AGAIN.
Wed, 05/06/09 - 04:25
Neither of their hearts would be in it though. It only really works when at least one coach actually gives a shit.
Wed, 05/06/09 - 04:27
Hey queer I'll meet you at 2nd street gym in LA. You name the time and date and I'll be there to smash your face in!
Wed, 05/06/09 - 04:29
CAPS LOCK HAl will be crying for his mommy after I get him in a triangle choke and make him tap like my bitch!
Wed, 05/06/09 - 04:30
IM SO HOSTILE BEACUSE I'VE BEEN AT WORK ALL DAY.....HAVE YOU EVER HAD TO HEAD THE STORE AT 7-11?? DIDNT FUCKING THINK SO MOTHER FUCKERS. I HAD TO FUCKING CLEAN THAT MOTHER FUCKING BATHROOM AFTER JUNIE BROWNING SPLOOGED HIS MAN SAUCE ALL THE FUCK OVER THE FUCKING MIRROR.....IT WAS CHILL THOUGH I LICKED IT CLEAN CUSE JUNIE BROWN IS P4P BEST IN THE WOLD. FUCKIN WAR JUNIE BROWNING YEAAAAH IM FUCKING EXTREME MOTHER FUCKERS FUCKING FUCK YAH FUCKER FUCKING FUCKITTY FUCK FUCK. BY THE WAY IM A TOTAL BITCH, ITS PRETTY HARD TO TYPE THESE DAYS CUSE SOME MEAN ASS HOLE CUT MY FINGERS OFF AND SHOVED THEM UP MY PUSSY....THAT PART WAS GOOD THOUGH. WELL FUCK ALL YOU I HATE MY SELF SO MUCH
Wed, 05/06/09 - 04:33
Hey CAPS LOCK, Fuck you buddy, dont lump me in as "one of you friends". Who the fuck wants to befriend some douche bag asshole who's a "know it all". You dont know shit faggot, we aint buddies so stop getting it twisted you little bitch.
Wed, 05/06/09 - 04:40
That is indeed a godly idea. I will love you long time if it happens.
Wed, 05/06/09 - 04:42
cAPS lock hole is about the single biggest retard I have ever seen post on an mma site, and thats saying alot (John-mmamania). You have the mental prowess of an elementary school bully with getting held back in the 4th grade. Your dad or whatever father figure you had beat and verbally abused you, and that is comes out very clear in your online demeanor. You claim to be tough but anyone with a brain knows you are an insecure weakling with a delicate sensibility. And you take bubblebaths.
Wed, 05/06/09 - 04:45
Hey fucking faggot CAPS LOCK. Ill beat the living shit out of you you moron. Meet me at the Valley Fair mall in Santa Clara bitch. Theres a spot near there where I can fuck you up as much as I want with anyone calling the cops on me. Your honestly gonna die bitch. Bring it hoe.
Wed, 05/06/09 - 04:46
meant to say without. Faggot
Wed, 05/06/09 - 04:48
Ya'll nigga's be hostle!
Wed, 05/06/09 - 04:50
LMAO
Wed, 05/06/09 - 04:50
LMAO
Wed, 05/06/09 - 04:53
Give 'em hell, Hal.
Wed, 05/06/09 - 04:54
When exactly you coming Caps Lock? I cant wait. Ill make sure to get it on video also Potato Nation. Front page after it happens. Im sure the Bens will be proud.
Wed, 05/06/09 - 04:55
Caps lock cant even come back with a witty remark, was a doucher. I
Wed, 05/06/09 - 04:56
Goog Says: Wed, 05/06/2009 - 16:33 Hey CAPS LOCK, Fuck you buddy, dont lump me in as "one of you friends". Who the fuck wants to befriend some douche bag asshole who's a "know it all". You dont know shit faggot, we aint buddies so stop getting it twisted you little bitch. Wasn't me, buddy. I hate this imposter bullshit.
Wed, 05/06/09 - 05:00
The coaches should be Kimo Leopoldo and Pat Smith THAT MY FRIENDS WOULD BE AWSEOME
Wed, 05/06/09 - 05:02
Give me hell in my anus, CAPS. Seriously, i dont think i've ever felt this way about another man...i mean usually i feel dirty and used after a good tirp to the boom boom room but your special. We can fag off all day together, sweety pie.
Wed, 05/06/09 - 05:02
Your gonna get rocked HAL. Cant fucking wait.
Wed, 05/06/09 - 05:02
@ GOOG, YEAH I KNOW IT WAS NOT YOU. I DID'NT THINK FOR A SECOND YOU WERE THAT KIND OF PERSON. THERE ARE A SHIT LOAD OF PHONEYS ON HERE. EVERYTHING IS COOL. THANKS MAN.........
Wed, 05/06/09 - 05:03
Seriously CAPS, i need your man goo in my mouth, hence the name goog. I flip for man goog!
Wed, 05/06/09 - 05:04
Shut up CAPS, just ignore everyone and it will go away you filthy little attention whore.
Wed, 05/06/09 - 05:11
@SCM, YOU'LL SEE YOU WHO'S GONNA GET ROCKED YOU IGNORANT MOTHER FUCKER. NO RULES IS WHAT I PREFER ANYWAY. I SWEAR I'M GONNA RIP YOU APART YOU STUPID SON OF A BITCH. I'LL BE BOOKING A FLIGHT OUT THERE SOMETIME IN THE NEXT 3 WEEKS OR SO. I'M GONNA NEED YOU TO POST ALITTLE MORE INFO FOR ME THOUGH. THIS BETTER NOT BE A FUCKING WILD GOOSE CHASE YOU STUPID TRASH TALKING PIECE OF HORSE SHIT. I'D SAY I WOULD HAVE BETTER LUCK FINDING YOU ON A FUCKING BEACH SOMEWHERE IN CALIFORNIA WEARING YOU SISSIFIED QUEER PINK SPEEDO'S OR IN THE STREET SOMEWHERE WITH YOUR ROLLERBLADES ON HOLDING HANDS WITH THE REST OF ALL THE FUCKING SICK QUEER MOTHER FUCKERS OUT THERE IN CALI. CALIFORNIA IS THE FUCKING QUEER CAPITAL OF THE WORLD, AND YOU BRAG ABOUT LIVING THERE. THATS JUST TO FUCKED UP BRO. I HAD BETTER NOT SPOT A LITTLE CUPID OUT THERE FLYING AROUND TRYING TO SHOOT ME IN THE ASS WITH ONE OF THOSE TAINTED LITTLE ARROWS OF HIS. I'LL KILL YA BOTH.
Wed, 05/06/09 - 05:11
i want cock and thats why im on here. i love dudes and after i blow them they love me just ask goog
Wed, 05/06/09 - 05:15
Yeah, brother... ignore the fakers. CP is a good site and there are some useful visitors, but I don't understand why there's 10x the amount of gay sex talk and bashing/fascination with two or three guys as there is talk about MMA itself. I just don't get it.
Wed, 05/06/09 - 05:18
Ill post exactly where to go the day before you leave bitch. You dumb fuck theres more fine broads out here then there are men you retard. You dont know shit. Im so stoked your coming here im gonna fuck you up. You best be ready son cuz you are gonna get a whoopin.
Wed, 05/06/09 - 05:34
@ CAPS LOCK HAL and SCM. I want video of this. I don't care who wins. I want video.
Wed, 05/06/09 - 05:52
@SCM, CAGE POTATO WILL GETTING EVERY BIT OF THE VIDEO IF THEY WANT IT ON HERE PAL. ONLY A MATTER OF TIME, AND I WILL PROVE HOW BIG OF A FUCKING CUNT FACED PUSSY MOTHER FUCKER THAT YOU ARE. WHAT THE FUCK DOES SCM STAND FOR ANYWAY. AS FAR AS ALL THOSE FINE LADIES OUT THERE GO, IT'S ASHAME YOUR A FUCKING ROLLERBLADING SPEEDO QUEER MOTHER FUCKER WHO IS NOT INTERESTED IN ANY OF THEM YOU SICK SON OF A BITCH. YOUR A PATHETIC MOTHER FUCKER, AND I'M GONNA RASHAD EVENS YOUR FUCKING JAW FOR YOU YOU STUPID PIECE OF CALI QUEER SHIT. I SWEAR I'M GOING TO SHUT YOUR BIG FUCKING TROUBLE MAKING ASS UP FOREVER. I WANT TO TELL YOU THAT YOU ARE A VERY STUPID HUMAN BEING. I DON'T THINK YOUR READY FOR A FUCKING REDNECK LIKE ME. YOUR OUT OF YOUR MIND BOY. I'LL SEE YOU REAL SOON YOU FUCKIN IDIOT. LOOK OUT CAGE POTATO, CAPS LOCK HAL WILL BE HEADLINING CP NATION IN A FEW SHORT WEEKS. SCM, YOU BETTER BE GETTING BACK TO YOUR BALLET GYM, AND GET TO TRAINING YOUR IGNORANT ASS OFF SON BECAUSE YOUR GONNA NEED IT BAD. EITHER WAY MAN YOUR NOT PREPARED FOR WHAT I'M BRINGING FOR YOU. HAVE A NICE 3 WEEKS CAUSE IT'LL BE ALITTLE ROUGH ON YOU AFTER THAT.
Wed, 05/06/09 - 06:00
100 Bucks on SCM.
Wed, 05/06/09 - 06:02
@ goog - must be the high-brow nature of some of this site's articles. ("Check out nude pics of this ring girl from bumfuck nowhere!!!") I happen to dig a lot of these reads, but some are clearly going to attract a certain element of "fan". On the topic... Rashad could easily coach season 10 opposite Rampage - he won't have much going on after The Dragon hands his cocky ass a beating!!
Wed, 05/06/09 - 06:10
Dude you forgot the caps lock.
Wed, 05/06/09 - 06:19
KC Carnage, you will for sure see the video. Promise. I am seriously gonna fuck you up CAPS LOCK. Dumb faggot you dont know shit all you do is talk. I aint backing down son so you better invest in getting some health insurance because that hospital bill is gonna be alot you idiotic, incompetent, piece of shit redneck. Wow youre going to Rashad me? Good luck pussy. Its gonna be funny when this trip that you take just eneds up horribly for you with me beating the shit out of you, then you having to pay a bunch of money to get your face reconstructed. Its on bitch. By the way, Im 6'2 198 pounds. You are probably 5'4- 5'6 and weigh like 135. I dont care how big or how small you even are it wont matter. I am gonna give you a brutal beatdown.
Wed, 05/06/09 - 06:31
YOUR 6'2 198 POUNDS. IT SHOULD REALLY BE INTERESTING THEN. I HAPPEN TO BE 6'3 AND 196 POUNDS. SOUNDS LIKE WE ARE GOING TO HAVE OURSELVES A PRETTY GOOD TIME WHEN WE FINALLY MEET SMART ASS. YOU HAD BETTER HOPE AND PRAY THAT YOUR EVERY BIT AS BAD ASS AS YOU SAY YOU ARE YOU DUMB SON OF A BITCH. THIS LITTLE REDNECK WILL NOT BE SHOWING UP WITH A COWBOY HAT, AND A PIECE OF STRAW STICKING OUT OF HIS MOUTH EITHER SO DON'T EXPECT AN AVERAGE DUMB ASS HILLBILLY TO BE SHOWING UP BOY. YOU HAD BETTER GET YOUR ACT TOGETHER BECAUSE I'M BRINGIN IT MOTHER FUCKER. YOUR NOT GOING TO ENJOY THIS ONE BIT YOU STUPID CALI QUEER BASTARD MOTHER FUCKER. FUCK YOU YOU SON OF A BITCH.
Wed, 05/06/09 - 06:37
HAHAHA pussy go cry. Im glad you are SUPPOSEDLY 6'3 and practicaly the same weight. It doesnt change the fact that you will get fucking rocked fool. Come prepared pussy. You got three weeks to lift those 10 pound dumbells you girl. Bring it buster. Im pumped for this. And your redneck ass will get humiliated on the information super highway. You fucking moron, you better invest in that health insurance like I said before CAPS LOCK. BAY AREA homie.
Wed, 05/06/09 - 07:39
and after i work your redneck ass real hard and long. ill drag your ass to the bathroom and give you one mean fucking blumpkin.
Wed, 05/06/09 - 07:53
@SCM SCM is the man and I will no longer type in all caps.
Wed, 05/06/09 - 08:29
F Caps LOCK idiot. How immature can you get? Posting bs like this on the internet. Grow up
Wed, 05/06/09 - 09:13
WAR CAPS LOCK HAL! Fuck his ass!
Wed, 05/06/09 - 09:24
SMC let me know when the fight is going to happen, i'll record for ya
Wed, 05/06/09 - 10:23
Sounds like the UFC is running out of personalities....fast! Who really do they have outside of Rampage and Dana? All the other fighters are fucking boring to listen to.
Wed, 05/06/09 - 10:43
yeah I got a tiny dick and my boyfriend says it smells bad. Just thought I would let everyone know!
Wed, 05/06/09 - 11:48
Geez hun just come back to bed already...
Thu, 05/07/09 - 05:36
I would love to see Lyoto coaching TUF. Rampage being on the other end would make it even more hilarious.
Thu, 05/07/09 - 06:12
HEY SMART GUY IT'S "TUF" FIRST OFF AND IF YOU DON'T LIKE DON'T WATCH.
Thu, 05/07/09 - 06:45
In case anyone likes to read REAL CP comments: I bet Machida is really hoping to be coach because he knows there will be a lot of "pee drinking" going on in the TUF house. He's probably so excited!
Thu, 05/07/09 - 07:57
I hope he get the job, then we get to see more of that weird "hills have eyes" guy who corners him and a Kongo guest spot.
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