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Rumor of the Day: Rampage to Sleep Through Another Season as TUF Coach?

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(And still…the undisputed king…of the pre-fight mean-mug!)

Here’s some good news for those of you who can’t get enough of Quinton “Rampage” Jackson’s antics: Spike TV may very well agree with you.  Fighters Only is passing along a rumor that Rampage is being seriously considered as a coach for season 10 of “The Ultimate Fighter,” mainly because he was “a big hit with Spike TV executives thanks to his charismatic and extrovert nature.”  Obviously, this is still in the early planning stages, but it does present a couple logistical challenges for season ten, which is set to begin filming around a month or so from now.


First, if tradition holds true we’d expect to see ‘Page coaching opposite the person he would fight after the show finishes airing.  And since he’s next in line for a shot at the light heavyweight strap, that means either season two TUF winner Rashad Evans turns right around after his title defense at UFC 98 and does the six-week show, or else Lyoto Machida gets to confound America with his vague, enigmatic aphorisms for an entire season.

The first option is probably better than the second.  Not only is there already some heat behind Rampage vs. Rashad that might make for good reality TV, they’re also both native English speakers.  Not that the UFC couldn’t use the chance to put Machida over with the fans if he wins, but there is the distinct possibility that MMA fans might find themselves somehow even more apathetic about him after reading his subtitles every week.

You also have to wonder if Rampage even wants the job as TUF coach.  He didn’t seem thrilled about it the first time, but he’d almost have to do it if Dana White asks him to.  They’ve been through some stuff together, in case you hadn’t heard.  


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PingPong- May 7, 2009 at 7:57 am
I hope he get the job, then we get to see more of that weird "hills have eyes" guy who corners him and a Kongo guest spot.
Diggler- May 7, 2009 at 6:45 am
In case anyone likes to read REAL CP comments:

I bet Machida is really hoping to be coach because he knows there will be a lot of "pee drinking" going on in the TUF house. He's probably so excited!
Anonymous- May 7, 2009 at 6:12 am
HEY SMART GUY IT'S "TUF" FIRST OFF AND IF YOU DON'T LIKE DON'T WATCH.
Anonymous- May 7, 2009 at 5:36 am
I would love to see Lyoto coaching TUF. Rampage being on the other end would make it even more hilarious.
CAPS LOCK HAL's BOYFRIEND- May 6, 2009 at 11:48 pm
Geez hun just come back to bed already...
CAPS LOCK HAL- May 6, 2009 at 10:43 pm
yeah I got a tiny dick and my boyfriend says it smells bad. Just thought I would let everyone know!
Anonymous- May 6, 2009 at 10:23 pm
Sounds like the UFC is running out of personalities....fast! Who really do they have outside of Rampage and Dana? All the other fighters are fucking boring to listen to.

StRyKeR- May 6, 2009 at 9:24 pm
SMC

let me know when the fight is going to happen, i'll record for ya
Douche Machine- May 6, 2009 at 9:13 pm
WAR CAPS LOCK HAL!

Fuck his ass!
Anonymous- May 6, 2009 at 8:29 pm
F Caps LOCK idiot. How immature can you get? Posting bs like this on the internet. Grow up
CAPS LOCK HAL- May 6, 2009 at 7:53 pm
@SCM

SCM is the man and I will no longer type in all caps.
SCM- May 6, 2009 at 7:39 pm
and after i work your redneck ass real hard and long. ill drag your ass to the bathroom and give you one mean fucking blumpkin.
SCM- May 6, 2009 at 6:37 pm
HAHAHA pussy go cry. Im glad you are SUPPOSEDLY 6'3 and practicaly the same weight. It doesnt change the fact that you will get fucking rocked fool. Come prepared pussy. You got three weeks to lift those 10 pound dumbells you girl. Bring it buster. Im pumped for this. And your redneck ass will get humiliated on the information super highway. You fucking moron, you better invest in that health insurance like I said before CAPS LOCK. BAY AREA homie.
CAPS LOCK HAL, - May 6, 2009 at 6:31 pm
YOUR 6'2 198 POUNDS. IT SHOULD REALLY BE INTERESTING THEN. I HAPPEN TO BE 6'3 AND 196 POUNDS. SOUNDS LIKE WE ARE GOING TO HAVE OURSELVES A PRETTY GOOD TIME WHEN WE FINALLY MEET SMART ASS. YOU HAD BETTER HOPE AND PRAY THAT YOUR EVERY BIT AS BAD ASS AS YOU SAY YOU ARE YOU DUMB SON OF A BITCH. THIS LITTLE REDNECK WILL NOT BE SHOWING UP WITH A COWBOY HAT, AND A PIECE OF STRAW STICKING OUT OF HIS MOUTH EITHER SO DON'T EXPECT AN AVERAGE DUMB ASS HILLBILLY TO BE SHOWING UP BOY. YOU HAD BETTER GET YOUR ACT TOGETHER BECAUSE I'M BRINGIN IT MOTHER FUCKER. YOUR NOT GOING TO ENJOY THIS ONE BIT YOU STUPID CALI QUEER BASTARD MOTHER FUCKER. FUCK YOU YOU SON OF A BITCH.
SCM- May 6, 2009 at 6:19 pm
KC Carnage, you will for sure see the video. Promise.

I am seriously gonna fuck you up CAPS LOCK. Dumb faggot you dont know shit all you do is talk. I aint backing down son so you better invest in getting some health insurance because that hospital bill is gonna be alot you idiotic, incompetent, piece of shit redneck. Wow youre going to Rashad me? Good luck pussy. Its gonna be funny when this trip that you take just eneds up horribly for you with me beating the shit out of you, then you having to pay a bunch of money to get your face reconstructed. Its on bitch. By the way, Im 6'2 198 pounds. You are probably 5'4- 5'6 and weigh like 135. I dont care how big or how small you even are it wont matter. I am gonna give you a brutal beatdown.

Fellow Canadian.- May 6, 2009 at 6:10 pm
Dude you forgot the caps lock.
just some dong- May 6, 2009 at 6:02 pm
@ goog - must be the high-brow nature of some of this site's articles. ("Check out nude pics of this ring girl from bumfuck nowhere!!!") I happen to dig a lot of these reads, but some are clearly going to attract a certain element of "fan".

On the topic... Rashad could easily coach season 10 opposite Rampage - he won't have much going on after The Dragon hands his cocky ass a beating!!

CAPS LOCK DOUCHE- May 6, 2009 at 6:00 pm
100 Bucks on SCM.
CAPS LOCK HAL, - May 6, 2009 at 5:52 pm
@SCM, CAGE POTATO WILL GETTING EVERY BIT OF THE VIDEO IF THEY WANT IT ON HERE PAL. ONLY A MATTER OF TIME, AND I WILL PROVE HOW BIG OF A FUCKING CUNT FACED PUSSY MOTHER FUCKER THAT YOU ARE. WHAT THE FUCK DOES SCM STAND FOR ANYWAY. AS FAR AS ALL THOSE FINE LADIES OUT THERE GO, IT'S ASHAME YOUR A FUCKING ROLLERBLADING SPEEDO QUEER MOTHER FUCKER WHO IS NOT INTERESTED IN ANY OF THEM YOU SICK SON OF A BITCH. YOUR A PATHETIC MOTHER FUCKER, AND I'M GONNA RASHAD EVENS YOUR FUCKING JAW FOR YOU YOU STUPID PIECE OF CALI QUEER SHIT. I SWEAR I'M GOING TO SHUT YOUR BIG FUCKING TROUBLE MAKING ASS UP FOREVER. I WANT TO TELL YOU THAT YOU ARE A VERY STUPID HUMAN BEING. I DON'T THINK YOUR READY FOR A FUCKING REDNECK LIKE ME. YOUR OUT OF YOUR MIND BOY. I'LL SEE YOU REAL SOON YOU FUCKIN IDIOT. LOOK OUT CAGE POTATO, CAPS LOCK HAL WILL BE HEADLINING CP NATION IN A FEW SHORT WEEKS. SCM, YOU BETTER BE GETTING BACK TO YOUR BALLET GYM, AND GET TO TRAINING YOUR IGNORANT ASS OFF SON BECAUSE YOUR GONNA NEED IT BAD. EITHER WAY MAN YOUR NOT PREPARED FOR WHAT I'M BRINGING FOR YOU. HAVE A NICE 3 WEEKS CAUSE IT'LL BE ALITTLE ROUGH ON YOU AFTER THAT.
KC Carnage- May 6, 2009 at 5:34 pm
@ CAPS LOCK HAL and SCM. I want video of this. I don't care who wins. I want video.
SCM- May 6, 2009 at 5:18 pm
Ill post exactly where to go the day before you leave bitch. You dumb fuck theres more fine broads out here then there are men you retard. You dont know shit. Im so stoked your coming here im gonna fuck you up. You best be ready son cuz you are gonna get a whoopin.
Goog- May 6, 2009 at 5:15 pm
Yeah, brother... ignore the fakers.

CP is a good site and there are some useful visitors, but I don't understand why there's 10x the amount of gay sex talk and bashing/fascination with two or three guys as there is talk about MMA itself. I just don't get it.
CAPS LOCK HAL- May 6, 2009 at 5:11 pm
i want cock and thats why im on here. i love dudes and after i blow them they love me just ask goog
CAPS LOCK HAL, - May 6, 2009 at 5:11 pm
@SCM, YOU'LL SEE YOU WHO'S GONNA GET ROCKED YOU IGNORANT MOTHER FUCKER. NO RULES IS WHAT I PREFER ANYWAY. I SWEAR I'M GONNA RIP YOU APART YOU STUPID SON OF A BITCH. I'LL BE BOOKING A FLIGHT OUT THERE SOMETIME IN THE NEXT 3 WEEKS OR SO. I'M GONNA NEED YOU TO POST ALITTLE MORE INFO FOR ME THOUGH. THIS BETTER NOT BE A FUCKING WILD GOOSE CHASE YOU STUPID TRASH TALKING PIECE OF HORSE SHIT. I'D SAY I WOULD HAVE BETTER LUCK FINDING YOU ON A FUCKING BEACH SOMEWHERE IN CALIFORNIA WEARING YOU SISSIFIED QUEER PINK SPEEDO'S OR IN THE STREET SOMEWHERE WITH YOUR ROLLERBLADES ON HOLDING HANDS WITH THE REST OF ALL THE FUCKING SICK QUEER MOTHER FUCKERS OUT THERE IN CALI. CALIFORNIA IS THE FUCKING QUEER CAPITAL OF THE WORLD, AND YOU BRAG ABOUT LIVING THERE. THATS JUST TO FUCKED UP BRO. I HAD BETTER NOT SPOT A LITTLE CUPID OUT THERE FLYING AROUND TRYING TO SHOOT ME IN THE ASS WITH ONE OF THOSE TAINTED LITTLE ARROWS OF HIS. I'LL KILL YA BOTH.
N2IT- May 6, 2009 at 5:04 pm
Shut up CAPS, just ignore everyone and it will go away you filthy little attention whore.
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