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Sad Fight of the Day: “Brawler” Challenges Muay Thai Instructor to a Fight, Immediately Regrets Decision


(Props to our boy b0redj0red for the find.) 

There’s an old proverb that goes “Learn to walk before you run.” I can think of no better way to better describe the ass-whooping you are about to witness. Apparently the gentleman in the blue shorts, packed to the brim with testosterone and hubris, thought that he had acquired the necessary skills to take on the Muay Thai instructor donning the green shorts and Alessio Sakara-esque tatts. Unfortunately, our boy Blue learned everything he needed to know about striking from a Bob Sapp highlight reel. When this kind of dangerous ignorance is combined with an unwillingness to admit defeat until you are slung over the ropes in a heap ala Rampage Jackson, well, you end up slung over the ropes in a heap like Rampage Jackson.

While it’s hard to knock a guy for his fearlessness, we would also like to inform Blue that there is in fact a middle ground between the heavy bag and Tong Po’s cousin to test your skills. Consider that while you’re eating cheeseburgers through a straw for the next week or two.

-J. Jones

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GistoftheFist- November 9, 2012 at 8:43 am
That moron forgot one of the critical rules of RexKwonDo: "We use the buddy system, no more flying solo. You need somebody watching your back AT ALL TIMES!" I guess his Valpak coupon for a two month trial class at a stripmall white guy taught Karate class was ill spent.
Canseco_MMA- November 8, 2012 at 6:29 pm
@ fried taco- I just peed a little. That was hilarious dude. @ j.Jones-Your parole officer has to let your creative juices flow...even if its on your nieces and nephews...
Mr_Misanthropy- November 8, 2012 at 5:29 pm
FAIL!
crappiefloper- November 8, 2012 at 3:06 pm
I chose to believe that an impotent life lesson was learned by Mr. White Boy.
Like, "last time I forget to tip the delivery guy"
Alan K- November 8, 2012 at 3:01 pm
He's still breathing. Keep fighting!
Fried Taco- November 8, 2012 at 2:40 pm
How about "Repeat Pedophile Arsonist Uncle?"
NomadRip- November 8, 2012 at 2:29 pm
That makes my liver hurt and my teeth looser.
J.Jones- November 8, 2012 at 1:32 pm
I'll take "Drunk Uncle" over "Repeat Arsonist" any day of the week. Could any of you guys convince my parole officer to start referring to me as such?
angry little feet- November 8, 2012 at 1:26 pm
@Canseco uhh... in my case that would have a whole different meaning me thinks so I ain't touchin it ;)
Canseco_MMA- November 8, 2012 at 1:23 pm
@angry little feet- whatever he is....just let him bang bro....
Canseco_MMA- November 8, 2012 at 1:21 pm
@fried taco- so let it be written, so let it be done. Is it pathetic that getting on this website and reading the comments section is a daily ritual? Besides wearing mommies undies and watching univision it truly is my favorite one.
angry little feet- November 8, 2012 at 1:18 pm
You mean the one who always shows up late for Holidays smelling like cigarettes, whiskey sweat and despair?
Fried Taco- November 8, 2012 at 1:09 pm
@alf - I always thought of Danga as that creepy uncle that keeps trying to touch you.
angry little feet- November 8, 2012 at 12:45 pm
@Canseco - Wait - so Danga is "New Dad" now?
Enricho Palazzo- November 8, 2012 at 12:03 pm
I see Blue...and he looks GLORIOUS!

I couldn't resist.

"When this kind of dangerous ignorance is combined with an unwillingness to admit defeat until you are slung over the ropes in a heap ala Rampage Jackson, well, you end up slung over the ropes in a heap like Rampage Jackson." -- I laughed out loud
El Guapo- November 8, 2012 at 12:02 pm
cabsmell22- November 8, 2012 at the Present Time
This article is not cool, it's not racist but clearly you guys at Cage Potato are pointing out complete garbage headlines with this article. Having fighters from all over Asia beat up white boy crash test dummies doesn't mean Tong Po's cousin is racist, it means less travel time from the aforementioned white boy crash test dummies and maybe those fighters are just recognized better in that part of the world. But to pull the "Race card" on a subject like this is really pointless and a little pathetic, I was always on your side Danga...
Even when the UFC/Dana White would bash you guys in everything from interviews to press releases. But this changed my opinion about about you Danga and any journalistic integrity you may have had(El Guapo Note: Never had any to begin with).
This is one Cage Potato fan that was "Not impressed by your performance"
Pen Fifteen- November 8, 2012 at 11:52 am
Looks like some Sweet Chin Music at 0:32.
2DaDeath- November 8, 2012 at 11:52 am
That was AWESOME! Ha ha ha ha ha!!!
dipsetkilla316- November 8, 2012 at 11:43 am
That was hilarious I love traning kick boxing but i no im no were near good or even decent i would never challange some one before i see some vids on the guy
Fried Taco- November 8, 2012 at 11:29 am
Y'know, I do have to give props to the guy in blue trunks for following the Fried Taco rule of finding a new martial arts gym: Challenge the head instructor to a fight, because if he can't beat the crap out of you then you have nothing to learn from him.
El Guapo- November 8, 2012 at 11:28 am
Props where props are due; At least he was smart enough to wear headgear.
Fried Taco- November 8, 2012 at 11:28 am
@Canseco_MMA - Candy ass?
Canseco_MMA- November 8, 2012 at 10:56 am
Props to the Tong po's cousin reference. Posts like these remind me of why I love this site. I still miss old dad but new dad surely passes muster as long as he doesn't sneek in my bedroom at night to play, "find the toy car in the bed sheet" without the toy car. What is the opposite of 'garbage ass' fellow taters?
algiersheadkick504- November 8, 2012 at 10:36 am
2-3-2-3 combo was murkin that kid...two flush headkicks just to put a !! behind the yu want to fuck on me!!!4
Fried Taco- November 8, 2012 at 10:22 am
That Thai music is going to haunt him for the rest of his life.
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