MMA Fighter Challenges People to Punch Him in the Face, Everyone Fails

Sad Knockout of the Day: Murilo Rua Wrecked by Paulo Filho in Comeback Fight


“Don’t call it a comeback! No seriously, don’t – I plan on pulling out of my next fight.”

Not to be outdone by One FC, last night’s hilariously named Best of the Best event in Belem, Brazil saw Murilo Rua and Paulo Filho come out of retirement for a pointless, irrelevant rematch. On paper, it’s pretty sad and kind of scary to see Murilo Rua, who looked completely washed up in his retirement fight against Tom Watson at last year’s BAMMA 6, step in the cage for one final fight. But his opponent is Paulo Filho, so it’ll be a small miracle if the troubled Rohypnol loving Brazilian even shows up, yet alone shows up in shape and ready to fight, right? Things can’t get too ugly for Ninja, can they?

Dude…you have no idea. Rua manages to do dick before getting tagged repeatedly by Filho’s sloppy haymakers, which were eerily reminiscent of this. The fight is mercifully stopped just forty eight seconds in, yet the internet is still crying early stoppage. Maybe it’s just me, but I’m okay with letting this one end while Ninja can still brush his teeth without assistance.

Props to Zombie Prophet for the video.

And to think, at one point in time these guys were two of Pride’s best middleweights. Age can do a lot to a fighter, I guess (and drug usage probably doesn’t help either). Thanks for proving that Filho’s victory over Rua back at Pride Bushido 10 wasn’t a fluke, guys. Now please never get in the cage again.

@SethFalvo

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JRoLLa- September 10, 2012 at 8:49 am
Finally watched this. Yeah, that was an early stoppage. That was absolutely ridiculous lol.
roachtbp- September 10, 2012 at 5:40 am
Early stoppage imo.

But Murilo looked terrible - I remember back in the day in Pride Murilo tried to move to heavyweight and on his debut at heavyweight he looked like a huge fatty and got wrecked. He looked just as bad here.
ronniegriffin- September 7, 2012 at 7:23 pm
You got to know when your done. Stop before you get hurt. I don't think ninja had anything to prove. He really needs to let it go.
El Guapo- September 7, 2012 at 1:37 pm
Flubberweight division?
RwilsonR- September 7, 2012 at 12:31 pm
Are you sure that was Ninja? Looked like Ricco Rodriguez to me.
FilmDrunk- September 7, 2012 at 12:29 pm
"Okay, bro, I'm going to come at you swinging my arms like a helicopter, and if you get hit, it's your fault."
FilmDrunk- September 7, 2012 at 12:28 pm
It'd be nice if I could actually see what was happening in that video. Did a donkey film that with a carrot?
ArmFarmer- September 7, 2012 at 12:19 pm
Looked pretty damn early to me...
Fried Taco- September 7, 2012 at 12:18 pm
Murilo had just grabbed a beautiful single leg! And boy does he look ripped!!
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