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Sad Video of the Day: Taekwondo Blackbelt vs. Board Ends in No Contest

(Props to Deadspin for passing this along.)

It has finally happened. After years of mocking everything from ugly t-shirts to stupid tattoos, I have found something that has genuinely left me speechless. This god-awful McDojo demonstration featuring a “Taekwondo” “blackbelt” repeatedly trying (and failing, obviously) to break a board has me at a loss for words. From the nervous laughter from spectators throughout the video to the Mac from It’s Always Sunny in Philadelphia-esque form that the guy kicks with to the chunk of wood that flies off the board and hits a little girl halfway through the video, the only thing I can think of writing to go with this involves a series of sort-of related GIFs with “Write your own damn jokes, comments section.” at the end.

Write your own damn jokes, comments section.


Previously: Awful Video of the Day: The McDojo 5th-Degree Black Belt Test

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Goog- August 5, 2013 at 9:57 am
And there he is... Ben Askren's striking coach.
Fried Taco- August 5, 2013 at 6:32 am
Looks like they got a bad shipment of balsa wood.
gsoto3i4- August 5, 2013 at 6:02 am
Apparently, Boards... do hit back
Clyde- August 5, 2013 at 5:10 am
Everyone in Scotland is sickened that he didn't just headbut the board through before glassing the first guy holding the board, and stabbing the second with the broken bottle.
CheckHisPee- August 4, 2013 at 7:56 pm
'Footfist Way' anyone? Feel just terrible for his 'students' watching, particularly the girl spittin out splinters. Also, Razor Ramone gif NEVER gets old to me. "Joo lookin at me, chica?" *flick*
The12ozCurls- August 4, 2013 at 5:50 pm
Is that Mac Danzig?

Holy shit! Melvin Guillard did more damage then I thought.
ArmFarmer- August 4, 2013 at 4:25 pm
dranokills- August 4, 2013 at 7:31 pm
I am your board...and you broke me.....weeep weep weep

Thumblaster- August 4, 2013 at 4:20 pm
Armfarmers written words hurt drano more than any kick ever could
gregdufresne- August 4, 2013 at 3:57 pm
I want very badly for a student to offer to help him, only to have him push them down squarely on their bum.
Mr_Misanthropy- August 4, 2013 at 3:34 pm
I don't know, I was pretty impressed with his awesome kiai technique. I can tell from his stance that he is a master of many katas.
dranokills- August 4, 2013 at 3:06 pm
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danomite- August 4, 2013 at 2:31 pm
Well what did you expect when a country of pasty white guys tries an asian martial art? You think that guy learned tae kwon do from a korean? I bet he's never even seen a korean person. He might as well have been teaching capoiera.
ArmFarmer- August 4, 2013 at 1:43 pm
It's "the foot fist way" irl. If you haven't seen that movie, you owe it to yourself to do so.