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Say Hello to the Newest Member of the Hughes Family


(It’s a girl! You can tell because of the bow stuck to her head!)

As much as we like to bust Matt Hughes‘ chops about being the Fox News of MMA fighters, Cage Potato would like to extend our sincere congratulations and warm wishes to him and his new baby daughter, Katelyn Mae Hughes, born this past Saturday morning.  Actually, maybe the congratulations are more for his wife, Audra Hughes, since she did all the hard work.  Matt presumably stood by the hospital bed and shouted at her that she ‘has to want it,’ until the doctors finally kicked him out of the delivery room.

We’re not going to pretend to know what it’s like to be a girl growing up in the Hughes household, but we are going to go ahead and speculate that it will probably be tough to get a date when all the boys in school are scared to go to your house and pick you up.  If that’s not bad enough, even when you ace your chemistry test you’ve got Georges St. Pierre‘s kids dropping by to say they aren’t impressed with your performance, and Matt Serra‘s kids fist-pumping in your face at the homecoming dance.  Stay strong, Katelyn. 

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kempo666- January 7, 2010 at 2:05 am
I guess this is proof that he has had sex with a lady. Consensual sex that is...
fACE7biter- January 6, 2010 at 12:05 pm
I hope he knows how to hold a newborn properly, because he certainly doesn't know how to hold a Carlos Newton properly.
MMAMoneyLine- January 6, 2010 at 11:49 am
Not only will she have to deal with St. Pierre's and Serra's kids, but if this girl ever falls on the playground, BJ Penn's kid is going to be right there to lick the blood off of her knee.

But honestly, she probably deserves it. Josh Koscheck's, Mike Swick's and Jon Fitch's kids are all going to ask her out and she's going to act like she's better than them.
mybongsnameisgreenmeenie- January 6, 2010 at 11:34 am
i wonder if matt hughes actually rides a harley? or if yamaha and honda couldnt pay him enough?
ReX13- January 6, 2010 at 11:26 am
I don't know....her face looks puffy, she has a pronounced brow ridge, and signs of hair loss. Didn't anyone tell her that there will be post-birth urinalysis?

Man, things are gonna be awkward in that room for awhile.

Durden- January 6, 2010 at 10:55 am
Hughes solution to any form of dystocia would be to, slam that sucker out of there!
cagefightmon- January 6, 2010 at 10:47 am
If you look close enough, you can see a deep bruise on her jaw . . . courtesy of GSP during their last fight
Sabado Gigante- January 6, 2010 at 10:46 am
I can already see things getting out of hand during the girls wrestling practice when Hughes' daughter pins BJ Penn's daughter and she responds by slapping on an armbar/triangle out of frustration...
skeletor- January 6, 2010 at 10:23 am
^^^^^Thank You
iDestroy- January 6, 2010 at 10:20 am
Obviously ninjuh hasn't seen the pics of vitors old lady providing nourishment to their offspring. Nasty isn't the word I would use. More like neato.
Smitty- January 6, 2010 at 10:17 am
Congrats Mr. Hughes!
C-Bus Allstar- January 6, 2010 at 10:17 am
"If that's not bad enough, even when you ace your chemistry test you've got Georges St. Pierre's kids dropping by to say they aren't impressed with your performance, and Matt Serra's kids fist-pumping in your face at the homecoming dance. Stay strong, Katelyn."



I fucking LOL'd hard.
TrouserSnout- January 6, 2010 at 10:15 am
Who the fuck is Haley Davids ??
ninjuh- January 6, 2010 at 10:13 am
Nasty dude, just nasty.

(Skeletor)
skeletor- January 6, 2010 at 10:11 am
Sooooo... Any pictures of his wife breast feeding yet?
ksgbobo- January 6, 2010 at 10:00 am
That second paragraph is hilarious!
Tai-Pan- January 6, 2010 at 9:51 am
Think he's given the purity ring already or will he wait till their home?
Squirrelnuts- January 6, 2010 at 9:43 am
it'll be tough to get a date if she looks anything like her father. eesh.
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