("Cris? Do you think that maybe *I* could be on top tonight?"
"Get a decent win streak together and we’ll talk." Photo courtesy of MMA Weekly.)
Practical jokes are like knockout punches — they both rely on timing for maximum devastation. Cristiane and Evangelista "Cyborg" Santos understand this better than anybody. Who knows why they’d want to give Strikeforce CEO Scott Coker a heart attack the night before an already cursed event, but oh boy did they get him:
The Strikeforce promoter is usually calm and cool under the worst of circumstances, and the weeks leading up to the show featured plenty of them, as several matches had to be rearranged for various reasons. But he thought he had a nightmare scenario on his hands the night before the show.
At about 9:30 p.m. on Friday night, on a show where every major match but the main event fell apart, Coker got a phone call from the Santos camp. They were apologetic, saying that they had no idea beforehand, but that when the commission was testing Santos, they found out that she was pregnant and the fight was off. Coker fell for it…though later he was told it was a prank. Good thing for Coker – and for Santos.
Too bad we couldn’t be there to see Coker’s reaction. We’re guessing it looked something like this.
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commentsWho cares how ugly she is...she still beat that bitches ass....no question about it.
Nice phrase, I had to look that up cause I am dumb.
See Cagepotato is educational, I learn something new every time, from chilli dog to mot juste.
Yeah, especially since our comments were both posted within the minute. You dumb faggot.
Well played, Santos, well played.
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